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Old Midgge
@pyronsanity.bsky.social
Graphic & Web Designer🔸No Party Affiliation because Country (the People) over Party🔸Xennial via the Silent Generation🔸Golden Rule or GTFO 🥾
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Me when fuckery’s afoot:

🎶 #FAFO! FAFO!
🎶 to fuck around we go
[ attempt Seven Dwarves whistling tune ]
🎶 FA, FO! FA, FO! FA, FO!
Holy shit was this a good read. I’m glad to know that there’s more people like me out there that have been watching this disaster in slow motion for 20 years.

The intro reminds me of something I’ve been writing recently. A screenshot post will be coming to expand on one of my initial skeet threads.
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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You're Being Tracked!
DeFlock
Spot, map, and resist automated license plate readers (ALPRs) near you.
deflock.me
December 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It’s chips and that thing that Joe Rogan use to be famous for making people eat for money on reality TV back in the day.

Every time I hear/see Rogan I think of balut and vice versa 🤷‍♀️
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@bsky.app

Finding friends on BlueSky securely via contacts is cool and all, but we’d much rather have the ability to upload videos via the app back or have private groups or some shit 💁‍♀️
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Shrinkflation has reached the bread aisle

#CapitalismBreedsInnovation #GreedFucksCreatively
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Normalize leaving fun reviews like this one I just read on our Google listing: “THANK YOU [Anon Co.] FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR BALLS!”
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Anderson defended himself to WP “I didn’t put the injection sites on her. People seem to be shocked I didn’t use Photoshop to retouch out blemishes and her injection marks. I find it shocking that someone would expect me to retouch out those things,” he said.
www.thedailybeast.com/vanity-fair-...
Vanity Fair Photographer Reveals Why He Didn't Edit Leavitt's Lips
A close-up of the White House press secretary’s face exposed what appeared to be injection marks.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Mikey is such a chicken shit that can’t handle confrontation (i.e. “just asking questions”).

Just makes me think that national GOP card carrying members are all up in that shit, maybe even the speaker himself.
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just noticed the 74¢ gas in the background of “Die Hard” when Sgt. Al Powell comes out of the convenience store with goodies for his pregnant wife after receiving the call to go check out Nakatomi Plaza.

I cackled so hard.
a picture of a man with blood on his face and the words we 'll get together have a few laughs
ALT: a picture of a man with blood on his face and the words we 'll get together have a few laughs
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December 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
🚨 NAPLES, COLLIER COUNTY, FL

Not sure if there’s a particular reason, but there’s 5 CCSO cops staggered in the median between 111 and 105 on I-75 as well as a FHP trooper and an unmarked LEO on the right shoulder. All appeared to be watching southbound traffic.
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Anybody else got this parody running through their brains?

🎵 This Friday, Friday
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Gotta drop files on Friday
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Everybody’s lookin’ for the Epstein Files, Epstein Files
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Friday, Friday
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Releasin’ on Friday
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Everybody’s lookin’ for Epstein Files 🎶
a woman is standing in front of a car with the words we we we so excited on the bottom
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a car with the words we we we so excited on the bottom
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December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Customer that’s been stop & go on some open projects: “Holidays, I’m trying lol.”

Yeah, trying my mother fucking patience by then saying you want to change your branding fonts AGAIN

Bruh, it’s been damn near a year—LFG ALREADY
Shia Labeouf Do It GIF
ALT: Shia Labeouf Do It GIF
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I am unsurprised by this ACA update. This is why we are so fucking mad at both wings of the same shit bird.
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
He really thinks he’s the main character in this story known as “Life” and we’re all NPCs that somehow everything comes down to him, doesn’t he?
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This reminds me of a dish that a friend brought to me post pregnancy: egg noods, cream of mushroom soup, sour cream, drained canned mushroom slices, and premade meatballs. She called it “Poor Man’s Stroganoff”
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I tried to lighten the mood since spouse was demanding to take me to a hospital at 5 o’clock in the morning on Monday out of concern. I felt a fart coming on, decided to say “hey, Macarena” afterwards. My pained laugh at the act did not help my “no hospital” case.
a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chair
ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chair
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December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reason #157 why I appreciate and adore my spouse: if I make pained noises about some physical ailment he takes it seriously.
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wondertwin powers, activate! Interior of Pop Tarts! Shape of Combos!

I ain’t paying $2.99 to fully find out how they are, so thanks for the savings, Imagination 🤗
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Fuck Times New Roman. Stupid modern shit. We need to return to this: illuminations. We need to return to the first letter on the page being a big picture.
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Join us for some parody caroling!
www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
For not having testicles it sure feels like I got punted square on with some steel toe boots.
a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor holding his stomach and laughing .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor holding his stomach and laughing .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Today’s CT and ultrasound agreed on three things:

1️⃣ There’s a 3cm mass/cyst on my left ovary with signs of rupture

2️⃣ Dilated veins left adnexa consistent with pelvic venous engorgement syndrome

3️⃣ DDx: hemorrhagic functional cyst, endometrioma or cystic ovarian neoplasm
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM