#OverheardintheNewsroom
"I have excellent clown tape."
#overheardintheNewsroom
June 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
#OverheardInTheNewsroom:

"Well, this is the last 12hrs of someone's life and they don't even know it."

Should I could call HR?
March 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"these grenade launchers shoot 40 rounds a minute! let's see if bruno mars can catch that shit!" @dtdamiani #overheardinthenewsroom
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"I should be able to hold my gun while holding my guy while smoking my ganj." #overheardinthenewsroom #thethreeGs
March 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"You're HOW old? Good lord, I'm carrying grudges older than you are." #overheardinthenewsroom
September 22, 2023 at 3:27 PM
"what's AP style for Jell-O?" #overheardinthenewsroom #workingattheDEN
March 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“OK but the LAST time we had a government of national unity, Buthelezi invaded Lesotho.”

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June 7, 2024 at 6:55 AM
March 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#overheardinthenewsroom, Slack edition:

Me: Is this headline a Yoda reference?
@mattwellens.bsky.social: It is. Change it, you can
Me: I think it's quite clever but I'm not sure everyone will get it. Maybe a single quote will clarify that it's a bit.

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October 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"The truth never goes viral, just the lies" -- host to themselves while looking at the big board of digital traffic.
#OverheardInTheNewsroom
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
#overheardinthenewsroom, Slack Edition:
Me: Is this headline a Yoda reference?
@mattwellens.bsky.social: It is. Change it, you can
Me: I think it's quite clever but I'm not sure everyone will get it. Maybe a single quote will clarify that it's a bit.
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October 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"don't look at the mean white man!" #overheardinthenewsroom
March 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"Anyone know anybody from Syria?" #overheardinthenewsroom #workingattheDEN haha
March 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"The men's bathroom is the crowdest it's ever been...it's like a baseball game in there!" - @_mcnamee #OverheardInTheNewsroom
March 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"I'm going to go crawl into a state of denial."

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April 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"I make Chewbacca noises, it's my mating call." #overheardinthenewsroom #WorkingAtTheDen
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"I can't take care of myself, how could I possibly take care of baby ducks?" @shelleytron5000 #overheardinthenewsroom #workingattheDEN
March 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
#OverheardIntheNewsroom "Give me Oxford commas, or give me death." - @grantlan145
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
#OverheardInTheNewsroom

"This is what I'm going to miss, right here: talking to very smart people about important things."
November 21, 2024 at 7:16 PM
bitches be choppin' wood #overheardinthenewsroom
March 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Reporter 1: I have a municipal hole in my heart that only county government can fill.
Reporter 2: Ugh. Don't say that. Gross.
#OverheardInTheNewsroom
November 21, 2024 at 7:05 PM
March 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"Sex is different from orgy, right?" #overheardinthenewsroom
March 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reporter walks in with a manila folder:
me - "ooh whats that??" 👀
@merrywanderer.bsky.social - "I got deep-throated"
me - "YUSSS I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY YOU GOT DEEP-THROATED."

Our office neighbors must have many thoughts about us.
#overheardinthenewsroom
November 26, 2024 at 7:29 PM
good thing i didn't call him jesus! #overheardinthenewsroom #workingattheDEN
March 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM