Maybe more Megalania. A mother defending her new nest from mammalian predators, and finally an aggressive bull Diprotodon. She does to it what that ora did to that mother buffalo in the video Axel Tallone recently posted (so bloody, but not outside PhP’s violence restrictions, I think).
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Maybe more Megalania. A mother defending her new nest from mammalian predators, and finally an aggressive bull Diprotodon. She does to it what that ora did to that mother buffalo in the video Axel Tallone recently posted (so bloody, but not outside PhP’s violence restrictions, I think).
how tf does JS not have a similar method to PHP's date_diff for calculating the difference between dates. i just looked it up and i had to paste in a long ass number to do the date math. tf
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
how tf does JS not have a similar method to PHP's date_diff for calculating the difference between dates. i just looked it up and i had to paste in a long ass number to do the date math. tf
A few days ago, we chatted about how PHP's new pipe `|>` operator will help make PHP code more fluent...
And today I just discovered that @rectorphp has a rule for the same thing we talked about 💪
And today I just discovered that @rectorphp has a rule for the same thing we talked about 💪
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
A few days ago, we chatted about how PHP's new pipe `|>` operator will help make PHP code more fluent...
And today I just discovered that @rectorphp has a rule for the same thing we talked about 💪
And today I just discovered that @rectorphp has a rule for the same thing we talked about 💪
Quick video on how "__debugInfo" method can make your PHP's "var_dump" function smarter. Enjoy! 🧪 youtu.be/k28x20UgUA0
How "__debugInfo()" Makes "var_dump()" Smarter
YouTube video by Nuno Maduro
youtu.be
December 10, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Quick video on how "__debugInfo" method can make your PHP's "var_dump" function smarter. Enjoy! 🧪 youtu.be/k28x20UgUA0
I just registered for a free online event, JetBrains PHPverse 2025, in honor of PHP’s 30th anniversary! 🚀🎉 Join me on June 17 for insightful talks with @dunglas.dev, @nicolasgrekas.bsky.social, and others.
Register now: jb.gg/phpverse-2025
#PHP30 #JetBrainsPHPverse2025
Register now: jb.gg/phpverse-2025
#PHP30 #JetBrainsPHPverse2025
JetBrains PHPverse 2025 – Online Event Celebrating 30 Years of PHP
Join us for a free virtual event as we celebrate PHP’s 30th anniversary with top experts and thought leaders. Enjoy insightful talks, exciting announcements, and a look at the future of PHP developmen...
jb.gg
April 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I just registered for a free online event, JetBrains PHPverse 2025, in honor of PHP’s 30th anniversary! 🚀🎉 Join me on June 17 for insightful talks with @dunglas.dev, @nicolasgrekas.bsky.social, and others.
Register now: jb.gg/phpverse-2025
#PHP30 #JetBrainsPHPverse2025
Register now: jb.gg/phpverse-2025
#PHP30 #JetBrainsPHPverse2025
I'm considering making a PHPStan rule called `@no-no-named-arguments`, which prohibits the use of `@no-named-arguments`
Don't prohibit me from using one of PHP's best features, I'm aware of the consequences of using named args and am willing to deal with potential breaking changes if they arrive
Don't prohibit me from using one of PHP's best features, I'm aware of the consequences of using named args and am willing to deal with potential breaking changes if they arrive
December 9, 2024 at 12:12 PM
I'm considering making a PHPStan rule called `@no-no-named-arguments`, which prohibits the use of `@no-named-arguments`
Don't prohibit me from using one of PHP's best features, I'm aware of the consequences of using named args and am willing to deal with potential breaking changes if they arrive
Don't prohibit me from using one of PHP's best features, I'm aware of the consequences of using named args and am willing to deal with potential breaking changes if they arrive
📦 filisko/testable-phpfunctions v1.0.0
A library for testing PHP's built-in functions or language constructs.
🔗 https://github.com/filisko/testable-phpfunctions
A library for testing PHP's built-in functions or language constructs.
🔗 https://github.com/filisko/testable-phpfunctions
May 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
📦 filisko/testable-phpfunctions v1.0.0
A library for testing PHP's built-in functions or language constructs.
🔗 https://github.com/filisko/testable-phpfunctions
A library for testing PHP's built-in functions or language constructs.
🔗 https://github.com/filisko/testable-phpfunctions
📦 tsnc/prisma-php 1.0.0
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
July 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
📦 tsnc/prisma-php 1.0.0
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
Yeah I'm not excited in the slightest about a sequel. Don't get me wrong, I'm truly glad to see a renaissance of nature/paleo docufictions in recent years, but I don't trust Netflix. I'll gladly change my mind if they actually come up with something good, maybe inspired by PhP's success...
The news that Netflix is making a dinosaur documentary series from the team behind Life on Our Planet has just reminded me how basically unwatchable Life on Our Planet was
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yeah I'm not excited in the slightest about a sequel. Don't get me wrong, I'm truly glad to see a renaissance of nature/paleo docufictions in recent years, but I don't trust Netflix. I'll gladly change my mind if they actually come up with something good, maybe inspired by PhP's success...
📢 Did you miss Gina Banyard's talk on PHP's type system last month?
👀 The recording of the session is now available www.youtube.com/watc...
👀 The recording of the session is now available www.youtube.com/watc...
PHP's Type System Dissected | PHP Sussex - YouTube
We had the privilege of welcoming PHP Core Developer, Gina Peter Banyard from the PHP Foundation for an in-depth talk on PHP's type system. Types are a key m...
www.youtube.com
July 18, 2024 at 12:44 PM
📢 Did you miss Gina Banyard's talk on PHP's type system last month?
👀 The recording of the session is now available www.youtube.com/watc...
👀 The recording of the session is now available www.youtube.com/watc...
Though I got to say...ILM NEVER NAILS THEIR TRIKE! This trike is honestly ugly, particularly compared with PhP's Alpha trike. Maybe its because the head is too small.
September 25, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Though I got to say...ILM NEVER NAILS THEIR TRIKE! This trike is honestly ugly, particularly compared with PhP's Alpha trike. Maybe its because the head is too small.
I def think everyone should be forced to use Laravel before passing judgement on it. PHP is a god-awful language, but Laravel is a great framework for many use cases and its value far exceeds PHP’s suckiness. And its eco system stands alone.
Unpopular opinion! 👀
Everyone should be forced to try out Laravel once before starting with any framework in the Javascript ecosystem.
What do you think?
Everyone should be forced to try out Laravel once before starting with any framework in the Javascript ecosystem.
What do you think?
November 29, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I def think everyone should be forced to use Laravel before passing judgement on it. PHP is a god-awful language, but Laravel is a great framework for many use cases and its value far exceeds PHP’s suckiness. And its eco system stands alone.
So basically it parses the HTML from the internal booking tool, and then creates a iCalendar file out of the info it gleaned from it, which will be fed like a RSS feed to my Google Calendar
It sounds curséd but surprisingly it's like only 90 lines of PHP code, thanks to curl, PHP's DOM lib […]
It sounds curséd but surprisingly it's like only 90 lines of PHP code, thanks to curl, PHP's DOM lib […]
Original post on groupe-tazor.com
groupe-tazor.com
April 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So basically it parses the HTML from the internal booking tool, and then creates a iCalendar file out of the info it gleaned from it, which will be fed like a RSS feed to my Google Calendar
It sounds curséd but surprisingly it's like only 90 lines of PHP code, thanks to curl, PHP's DOM lib […]
It sounds curséd but surprisingly it's like only 90 lines of PHP code, thanks to curl, PHP's DOM lib […]
FreeScout's deserialization of untrusted data can lead to Remote Code Executi... FreeScout is a free help desk and shared inbox built with PHP's Laravel framework. Versions 1.8.185 and earl...
Origin | Interest | Match
Origin | Interest | Match
Establishing a secure connection ...
cve.threatint.eu
September 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
📦 tsnc/prisma-php 1.0.0
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
📦 tsnc/prisma-php 1.0.0
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
PHP's persistence is impressive. Pipe operator looks neat for method chaining.
August 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
PHP's persistence is impressive. Pipe operator looks neat for method chaining.
📦 filisko/testable-phpfunctions v1.0.0
A library for testing PHP's built-in functions or language constructs.
🔗 https://github.com/filisko/testable-phpfunctions
A library for testing PHP's built-in functions or language constructs.
🔗 https://github.com/filisko/testable-phpfunctions
May 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
📦 filisko/testable-phpfunctions v1.0.0
A library for testing PHP's built-in functions or language constructs.
🔗 https://github.com/filisko/testable-phpfunctions
A library for testing PHP's built-in functions or language constructs.
🔗 https://github.com/filisko/testable-phpfunctions
#SymfonyCon Amsterdam 2025: Speaker announcement! 🎤
🦀 Discover with Mitchel Vroege how to boost performance with PHP’s FFI, integrate Rust helpers, and know when going native really pays off! https://symfony.com/blog/symfonycon-amsterdam-2025-symfony-and-rust-accelerating-hot-paths-with-ffi
🦀 Discover with Mitchel Vroege how to boost performance with PHP’s FFI, integrate Rust helpers, and know when going native really pays off! https://symfony.com/blog/symfonycon-amsterdam-2025-symfony-and-rust-accelerating-hot-paths-with-ffi
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
#SymfonyCon Amsterdam 2025: Speaker announcement! 🎤
🦀 Discover with Mitchel Vroege how to boost performance with PHP’s FFI, integrate Rust helpers, and know when going native really pays off! https://symfony.com/blog/symfonycon-amsterdam-2025-symfony-and-rust-accelerating-hot-paths-with-ffi
🦀 Discover with Mitchel Vroege how to boost performance with PHP’s FFI, integrate Rust helpers, and know when going native really pays off! https://symfony.com/blog/symfonycon-amsterdam-2025-symfony-and-rust-accelerating-hot-paths-with-ffi
📦 tsnc/prisma-php 1.0.0
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
📦 tsnc/prisma-php 1.0.0
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
Prisma PHP: The Next-Gen Framework Merging PHP’s Power with Prisma's ORM Mastery
🔗 https://github.com/TheSteelNinjaCode/prisma-php
In this, my friends, is what it takes to fully reset the global state of PHP's exception handler.
January 9, 2024 at 11:21 AM
In this, my friends, is what it takes to fully reset the global state of PHP's exception handler.
see, for javascript this makes some sense: you can operate on floats as if they were 32-bit integers, and otherwise you get a 53-bit-ish integer.
but php's documentation says "float sizes are platform and compilation-flags dependent and no guarantees are given by the language", which is... odd.
but php's documentation says "float sizes are platform and compilation-flags dependent and no guarantees are given by the language", which is... odd.
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
see, for javascript this makes some sense: you can operate on floats as if they were 32-bit integers, and otherwise you get a 53-bit-ish integer.
but php's documentation says "float sizes are platform and compilation-flags dependent and no guarantees are given by the language", which is... odd.
but php's documentation says "float sizes are platform and compilation-flags dependent and no guarantees are given by the language", which is... odd.
In July we welcomed one of PHP’s heavyweights in the person of Derick Rethans, PHP core developer and author of Xdebug. Derick gave us a tour of PHP’s most significant features since version 8 youtu.be/1A_ecOx04Q0...
What's New in PHP 8.[123]? | PHP Sussex - YouTube
Derick Rethans tell us about PHP's new wonders. Derick wears many hats but many of you will know him as the author of Xdebug, PHP's most popular debugging to...
youtu.be
December 27, 2023 at 8:36 AM
In July we welcomed one of PHP’s heavyweights in the person of Derick Rethans, PHP core developer and author of Xdebug. Derick gave us a tour of PHP’s most significant features since version 8 youtu.be/1A_ecOx04Q0...
Part of the Plugin Security Scorecard results for a plugin from the Security Reviewer on the team running the WordPress Plugin Directory. Maybe someone else should be handling that.
Also, yet another example of Awesome Motive's complete lack of concern for security.
Also, yet another example of Awesome Motive's complete lack of concern for security.
January 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Part of the Plugin Security Scorecard results for a plugin from the Security Reviewer on the team running the WordPress Plugin Directory. Maybe someone else should be handling that.
Also, yet another example of Awesome Motive's complete lack of concern for security.
Also, yet another example of Awesome Motive's complete lack of concern for security.
Even PHP's built-in web server is more secure.
November 17, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Even PHP's built-in web server is more secure.
📰 JavaScript Fatigue Strikes Back
💬 Comments highlight PHP's omission, praise JavaScript frameworks' evolution, and some consider switching to Rails/Django. 🤔
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43218825
💬 Comments highlight PHP's omission, praise JavaScript frameworks' evolution, and some consider switching to Rails/Django. 🤔
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43218825
March 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
📰 JavaScript Fatigue Strikes Back
💬 Comments highlight PHP's omission, praise JavaScript frameworks' evolution, and some consider switching to Rails/Django. 🤔
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43218825
💬 Comments highlight PHP's omission, praise JavaScript frameworks' evolution, and some consider switching to Rails/Django. 🤔
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43218825