#TheMagneticMonster
February 18, 2026 at 7:09 AM
September 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
A year later, Dan, Jeffery, Jeffery's wife, and Jeffery's child all died of cancers that no scientist has ever seen since.

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Thanks for letting me say stupid shit, people!
August 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Michael Bay idolizes this film.

Cause of all the coverage of the... uh... the explosions.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!

That was... different. (If you know Minnesotan... you know what that means) Anyways... thanks to those who stuck around to watch. What are we doing next month? I have an idea, so stay tuned for September's picks soon!

See ya soon, CREEPS!

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August 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Great. He cut it and... what did t...

Okay, then.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I feel like I missed something.

Miners?

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August 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If this guy dies, I'll be happy.

Or this guy.

Hell, take 'em all!

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August 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Yeah. I'm accepting it. With a run time of 1h 16m... this isn't going anywhere interesting. I'm sorry. 😂

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This movie is noise and narration.
August 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This guy really needs to work on his sexy talk.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What if a monster movie had no REAL visual monster... that is this movie.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
He's going to go taunt the monster. Telling it that "it's too thin."

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August 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
August 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
At least there was a significant boom in this.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I trust the maniac implicitly!

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August 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"It's gotta be Wendy's"?

Munchie should sue.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If I invested money in this film, I would hope I could find the guy who made it. Just sayin'.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Men in trench coats sitting on trains bickering! The Magnetic Monster!

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August 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Meanwhile, at a Spencer's Gifts in the 1950s...

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August 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There is no actual monster.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You're kidding?! They didn't show the entire plane trip?

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August 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Okay. The Air Force gave somebody a few bucks and said, "Go make a promotional film," right?

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August 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
David Attenborough did less narration.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wow. I don't know about you guys, but that was powerful.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM

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