i just ruined/improved two movies by (accidentally) changing one word in a group text with the homies —

Hone Alone

Fast Tines at Ridgemont High

"hone alone" is maybe a karate joint... or a movie about self-improvement?

and "fast tines" is obviously a horror/cannibalism flick...

What is that tool?? Is that a fork with the tines cut down?

Yep. And the tines of let's okay should done for now as well. 2026 is a pull no-punches year for politics.

Upsetting flatware continued

Que hacer para tener tines tan geniales como los tuyos?

What is the fork with the spread out tines used for?

Fork is similar to a crimper, but it just doesn’t look as pretty. One just presses the tines all around the edges of the crust.

If 2025 was the Year of The Performative Oligarchs, A.I. Slop, and the People Who Want to Put Their Name on Everything, 2026 will be the Year of the Peasants with Pitchforks. Go out to your shed now and sharpen your tines! From these barren soils, we can plant a more promising crop.

And when the only raging bigot on tv was Archie bunker and not the president? Sigh... I miss those tines.

I can only give that back! you're such a sweetheart and and so unapologetically open about things you like (especially Lumine), that's something I really look up to you, for! your support also means the world to me, all the tines you gifted me a sub at K's stream alone is insane to me! Thank you! 💚✨️

you neglect to mention that the fork you ate with had four tines.

this was a meat/cooking fork.

Can we talk about how it’s crazy how your forks only have 3 tines

Years ago when I was a kid I watched a program about a bunch of kids having a bake sale. It was to raise money for some worthy cause, actual cause not relevant. So brownies were baked, peanut butter cookies were pressed with the tines of a fork to make that little grid pattern on their back.

Country girls make do

New year, become tines.