🇬🇧But Scotland is too wee, too poor and stupid, and uniquely inadequate, incompetent and incapable of functioning as a normal country
We couldn’t possibly deliver these exceptional products for export unless we had westminster Red Tories & Blue Tories making all the important decisions for us🇬🇧🤪
🏴🇪🇺😎
We couldn’t possibly deliver these exceptional products for export unless we had westminster Red Tories & Blue Tories making all the important decisions for us🇬🇧🤪
🏴🇪🇺😎
💥 Scotland’s food and drink exports per head far exceed England’s - and are among the highest in Europe, new figures have shown.
www.thenational.scot/news/2585468...
www.thenational.scot/news/2585468...
Scotland 'matches France for food and drink export value', figures show
Scotland's food and drink export value per capita stands “shoulder-to-shoulder” with some of Europe’s biggest economies and outperforms…
www.thenational.scot
February 17, 2026 at 9:17 AM
🇬🇧But Scotland is too wee, too poor and stupid, and uniquely inadequate, incompetent and incapable of functioning as a normal country
We couldn’t possibly deliver these exceptional products for export unless we had westminster Red Tories & Blue Tories making all the important decisions for us🇬🇧🤪
🏴🇪🇺😎
We couldn’t possibly deliver these exceptional products for export unless we had westminster Red Tories & Blue Tories making all the important decisions for us🇬🇧🤪
🏴🇪🇺😎
Wait till you find out about the Tories and Farage and Reform and Trump….. 👀🤪😂
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Wait till you find out about the Tories and Farage and Reform and Trump….. 👀🤪😂
There nothing like the Tories, part 673 (approximately) 🤪
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January 29, 2026 at 3:59 PM
There nothing like the Tories, part 673 (approximately) 🤪
Voting Reform UK Ltd thinking it’s a fresh break from the tories would be absolutely ridiculous wouldn’t it?
But have you met the electorate? *OFC* they’re going to vote Reform UK Ltd anyway! 🤪🇬🇧
But have you met the electorate? *OFC* they’re going to vote Reform UK Ltd anyway! 🤪🇬🇧
January 26, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Voting Reform UK Ltd thinking it’s a fresh break from the tories would be absolutely ridiculous wouldn’t it?
But have you met the electorate? *OFC* they’re going to vote Reform UK Ltd anyway! 🤪🇬🇧
But have you met the electorate? *OFC* they’re going to vote Reform UK Ltd anyway! 🤪🇬🇧
BadEnoch is such a dreadful leader - there were ELEVEN rounds of talks about Chagos under the Tories WHILST she was in government, and then the final 4 rounds confirmed the deal after Labour took over - how the hell has she forgotten that…? 🤷🏻♂️🤪🙄🤦🏻♂️
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 PM
BadEnoch is such a dreadful leader - there were ELEVEN rounds of talks about Chagos under the Tories WHILST she was in government, and then the final 4 rounds confirmed the deal after Labour took over - how the hell has she forgotten that…? 🤷🏻♂️🤪🙄🤦🏻♂️
The news today?
Reform = backwater for Tories who failed over 14 years. 🥸
Tories = weak and divided by more psychodrama. 🤪
Labour government = waiting lists in our NHS drastically reduced and economic growth up. 🌹
@SkyNews 👇
Reform = backwater for Tories who failed over 14 years. 🥸
Tories = weak and divided by more psychodrama. 🤪
Labour government = waiting lists in our NHS drastically reduced and economic growth up. 🌹
@SkyNews 👇
January 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The news today?
Reform = backwater for Tories who failed over 14 years. 🥸
Tories = weak and divided by more psychodrama. 🤪
Labour government = waiting lists in our NHS drastically reduced and economic growth up. 🌹
@SkyNews 👇
Reform = backwater for Tories who failed over 14 years. 🥸
Tories = weak and divided by more psychodrama. 🤪
Labour government = waiting lists in our NHS drastically reduced and economic growth up. 🌹
@SkyNews 👇
Another Tory failure and filthy racist scumbag leaves Badenoch’s sinking ship and will doubtless join Farage and the other vile dribbling simpletons at Reform… 🙄🤮
Reform is now merely a dumping ground for rejects that are too useless or too racist for the Tories…. 🤪😂🤦🏻♂️
#Jenrick #Badenoch #Farage
Reform is now merely a dumping ground for rejects that are too useless or too racist for the Tories…. 🤪😂🤦🏻♂️
#Jenrick #Badenoch #Farage
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
And you seriously think the Tories, Labour or Farage’s Facists would make things better. 🤪
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
And you seriously think the Tories, Labour or Farage’s Facists would make things better. 🤪
It’ll take an electoral cycle or two, but I can see the Tories making a big comeback, possibly even as an (ostensibly) pro-Rejoin party
Not only does the electorate have short memories, but the Tories still have *a lot* of money behind them…which in many ways decides elections.
Democracy 🤪🤣
Not only does the electorate have short memories, but the Tories still have *a lot* of money behind them…which in many ways decides elections.
Democracy 🤪🤣
"Voters forget how much they disliked a party once they're out of power..."
Kemi Badenoch is still disliked by the British public – but a new poll shows a big surge in her popularity. Is it too soon for Tories to start celebrating?
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/do-t...
Kemi Badenoch is still disliked by the British public – but a new poll shows a big surge in her popularity. Is it too soon for Tories to start celebrating?
www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/do-t...
Do Tory voters finally have something to celebrate? | The News Agents
Kemi Badenoch’s approval rating is still in the minus numbers, but unlike other party leaders, she has seen a +6 increase in recent YouGov polling. Is it time for Tories to break out the bunting, or…
www.thenewsagents.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It’ll take an electoral cycle or two, but I can see the Tories making a big comeback, possibly even as an (ostensibly) pro-Rejoin party
Not only does the electorate have short memories, but the Tories still have *a lot* of money behind them…which in many ways decides elections.
Democracy 🤪🤣
Not only does the electorate have short memories, but the Tories still have *a lot* of money behind them…which in many ways decides elections.
Democracy 🤪🤣
Would be nice, but Labour, the Tories & Reform UK Ltd are competing for the same voters 🤪🔥
December 2, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Would be nice, but Labour, the Tories & Reform UK Ltd are competing for the same voters 🤪🔥
I love how all the sensible centrists have forgotten this bit, so eager are they to "own the Tories" 🤪🔥
I don't mean to depress u all but with low immigration & no babies, the ageing population are going to push your taxes up and up and up.
Whoever the Govt is will need to find workers from somewhere.
That's going to mean trashing the ECHR, national service & enforced labour. It's almost inevitable.
Whoever the Govt is will need to find workers from somewhere.
That's going to mean trashing the ECHR, national service & enforced labour. It's almost inevitable.
May 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I love how all the sensible centrists have forgotten this bit, so eager are they to "own the Tories" 🤪🔥
🇬🇧 The Red Tories delivering their ‘Change’, as commanded by their Space Fairies 🤪
🏴 The sooner that Scotland is out of this bonkers british union, the better 🇪🇺
🏴 The sooner that Scotland is out of this bonkers british union, the better 🇪🇺
a man in a purple shirt makes a surprised face
ALT: a man in a purple shirt makes a surprised face
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:04 AM
🇬🇧 The Red Tories delivering their ‘Change’, as commanded by their Space Fairies 🤪
🏴 The sooner that Scotland is out of this bonkers british union, the better 🇪🇺
🏴 The sooner that Scotland is out of this bonkers british union, the better 🇪🇺
Apartheid state
Farage would restrict child benefit to "working British people, meaning a couple who both work 37.5 hours a week”. 450,000 children would plunge into poverty.
Tories plan to restore the two child benefit cap.
Children and poor punished. Silence on redistribution, corporate welfare
Farage would restrict child benefit to "working British people, meaning a couple who both work 37.5 hours a week”. 450,000 children would plunge into poverty.
Tories plan to restore the two child benefit cap.
Children and poor punished. Silence on redistribution, corporate welfare
Farage’s child benefit policy ‘would plunge 450,000 into poverty’
Exclusive: New analysis by the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has led charities to warn about the impact of Farage’s plans on the two child benefit cap
www.independent.co.uk
December 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Ah! The transatlantic progressive Guardian “left”. Those who would rather see Trump/Tories in power than their own party in Gov where they could actually effect change.
Nobody cares more about people than them you know. Nobody. 🤪
Nobody cares more about people than them you know. Nobody. 🤪
August 21, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Ah! The transatlantic progressive Guardian “left”. Those who would rather see Trump/Tories in power than their own party in Gov where they could actually effect change.
Nobody cares more about people than them you know. Nobody. 🤪
Nobody cares more about people than them you know. Nobody. 🤪
I'd really like to know how Centrists differ from Tories?Mostly they quote the same old line about corruption!🤪Listen here you idiots..These are all the same bunch of corrupt Tories.Why can't they see that their are no policy differences?..Thick as mince and very cowardly and a stain on society!
December 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I'd really like to know how Centrists differ from Tories?Mostly they quote the same old line about corruption!🤪Listen here you idiots..These are all the same bunch of corrupt Tories.Why can't they see that their are no policy differences?..Thick as mince and very cowardly and a stain on society!
I’ve had so many variations on “acshually it’s not a u-turn”
These same people went apoplectic when the Tories did the exact same thing 🤪🤣
These same people went apoplectic when the Tories did the exact same thing 🤪🤣
May 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I’ve had so many variations on “acshually it’s not a u-turn”
These same people went apoplectic when the Tories did the exact same thing 🤪🤣
These same people went apoplectic when the Tories did the exact same thing 🤪🤣
The good news is that hardly anyone cares about the Tories anymore
The bad news is that Reform UK Ltd have all the same ideas just with added racism & Trumpian insanity 🤪🔥
The bad news is that Reform UK Ltd have all the same ideas just with added racism & Trumpian insanity 🤪🔥
July 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The good news is that hardly anyone cares about the Tories anymore
The bad news is that Reform UK Ltd have all the same ideas just with added racism & Trumpian insanity 🤪🔥
The bad news is that Reform UK Ltd have all the same ideas just with added racism & Trumpian insanity 🤪🔥
I've just received my copy of 'TORIES THE END OF AN ERROR' by @russincheshire.bsky.social
I wonder how it ends... 🤪
I wonder how it ends... 🤪
September 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I've just received my copy of 'TORIES THE END OF AN ERROR' by @russincheshire.bsky.social
I wonder how it ends... 🤪
I wonder how it ends... 🤪
Did he actually leave the Tories, or did they give him the chop….? 🥩🤪😂
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Did he actually leave the Tories, or did they give him the chop….? 🥩🤪😂
Well now these uber cool dudes inspire and excite me.. they’re the future for the Tories.. look at them they are like you or me.. I may vote Tory if they’re the future
Just as soon as I get released as the small issue of having been sectioned for being psychotic is cramping my style 🤪🤪😂🤣
Just as soon as I get released as the small issue of having been sectioned for being psychotic is cramping my style 🤪🤪😂🤣
October 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Well now these uber cool dudes inspire and excite me.. they’re the future for the Tories.. look at them they are like you or me.. I may vote Tory if they’re the future
Just as soon as I get released as the small issue of having been sectioned for being psychotic is cramping my style 🤪🤪😂🤣
Just as soon as I get released as the small issue of having been sectioned for being psychotic is cramping my style 🤪🤪😂🤣
Reform UK Ltd voters demanding “change” by supporting a bunch of ex-Tories 🤪🤣
May 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Reform UK Ltd voters demanding “change” by supporting a bunch of ex-Tories 🤪🤣
More tories split from Bad Enoch. The party she claims she has united 🤪
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/senior...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/senior...
Senior Tory MPs Defy Kemi Badenioch To Call For A Palestinian State
They made their demand in a letter to Keir Starmer.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
June 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
More tories split from Bad Enoch. The party she claims she has united 🤪
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/senior...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/senior...
www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/... Surely the penny must have dropped for the thick Centrists that said that Starmer Labour would be different to the Tories🤪🤡WORSE!
Labour's Get Britain Working plan is based on a massive LIE the DWP has pushed for nearly 20 years
Labour's Get Britain Working White Paper is no different to anything the Tory DWP tried. But it is also filled with lie after lie after lie.
www.thecanary.co
November 27, 2024 at 10:09 AM
www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/... Surely the penny must have dropped for the thick Centrists that said that Starmer Labour would be different to the Tories🤪🤡WORSE!