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AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · Apr 7

Shipman’s Paste Thread.

For all your anarchic, thread vandalising, off topic meanderings

Post any old stuff here
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AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 3h

Have a great weekend Simon

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🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @chef-bruce.bsky.social · 21h

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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 6h

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 10h

The fucking nerve of these qunts 👺

Sky News @news.sky.com · 10h

PPE Medpro partners open to settlement over £122m COVID gowns contract breach

Partners of a company linked to Baroness Michelle Mone have said they are open to a possible settlement with the government after the company was found to have breached a £122m PPE contract.

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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 14h

Boris Johnson breached rules designed to stop abuse of contacts made in public office, watchdog finds

Johnson found to have breached rules after refusing to answer specific questions about allegations published by the Guardian Boris Johnson breached rules designed to stop the abuse of contacts and access made in public office, an ethics watchdog has found. Last month the Guardian published revelations about Johnson’s conduct since leaving office. The Boris Files, a trove of documents from the former prime minister’s private office seen by the Guardian, suggested he repeatedly broke rules forbidding him from exploiting contacts made in office for private gain. Continue reading...

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AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

🤣😉

AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

Forthcoming Midlands recipe 👆

AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

East Coast. West Coast. Lost the central belt. Very importantly lost MTG

AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

@luketurner.bsky.social

Did you have childhood asthma?

I could honestly have written your Airfix period

Gateway to solvent abuse 🙈😮🤣

I grew out of it but I’m thinking of taking it up again.

Bring back ICI

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Luke Turner @luketurner.bsky.social · 2d

Perhaps it’s also around sexuality, and the feeling that when your core identity is fluid and flexible, you’re never entirely at home in the heterosexual or LGBT+ communities - the latter the B is often somewhat erased, especially for men. I can of course see how community can be helpful for many.

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AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

I bet you you filled the dancefloor at BANG in the Astoria

Jeremy Joseph probably let you in for free.

Well why wouldn’t he. 🥰

AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

PSB completely pushed me to leap from coal mining village to open the world for myself.

I remember vividly walking past St Paul’s 2 or 3 weeks in and feeling liberated.

Walk Man. And I did. A few “brief encounters” ensued 👀

This was the I’m me song

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Jimmy Somerville - Read My Lips (Enough Is Enough) (Official Video)

YouTube video by London Records

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AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

Without an Argos sleeping bag?

It’s just not alright at all.

I can see where M&S pigs in blankets are going this year,

I think it’s no good.

I’m just going to stick with Street Kitchen. It’s the best I can do

a raccoon wearing a wreath of pink and white flowers on its neck

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AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

So glad you explained.

I thought it was M&S Christmas canopies

AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

It means nothing to me…

AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

Up the Midlands 👏

Algie...x @officialalgie.bsky.social · 1d

Faggots with onion gravy recipe | Good Food share.google/I1CXShsPHHJI...

Faggots with onion gravy

Made from pork shoulder and pigs liver, meatball-like faggots are a blast from the thrifty past - serve with mashed potatoes

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AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

Not a pancake, jam or custard in sight.

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AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

Just say no

AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

Great to hear you are restoring stability to the region.

Have weekend off x

AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

Which country is being stabilised?

AladdinNoons @aladdinnoons.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not very U.K. roast is it. No it fucking is not.

We have mash AND roast potatoes and we don’t have PANCAKES on the side.

WHAT?!

It’s on a separate plate as a separate course. With jam or custard.

Really filthy

I’ll probably delete this app if there’s no Midlands recipes forthcoming