Sorry Socially! 💙🇨🇦🇺🇸😎
I forgot to put (satire) in the title!
Most "The Borowitz Reports" are Satire!
#ElbowsUp
#Tabernak
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteWomen
I forgot to put (satire) in the title!
Most "The Borowitz Reports" are Satire!
#ElbowsUp
#Tabernak
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteWomen
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Sorry Socially! 💙🇨🇦🇺🇸😎
I forgot to put (satire) in the title!
Most "The Borowitz Reports" are Satire!
#ElbowsUp
#Tabernak
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteWomen
I forgot to put (satire) in the title!
Most "The Borowitz Reports" are Satire!
#ElbowsUp
#Tabernak
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteWomen
If you are #votebluenomatterwho please don’t disrespect the legacy of Reverend Dr. King
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
If you are #votebluenomatterwho please don’t disrespect the legacy of Reverend Dr. King
NEW: 153 House Democrats voted with the Republican majority to pass the Financial Services and General Government and National Security, Department of State, and Related Programs Appropriations Act, 2026 which includes an additional $3.3 BILLION in aid to Israel.
January 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
In November, the governors must deploy the National Guard at every polling site to prevent ICE from disrupting elections or discouraging people from voting.
Mail in, Mail in, Mail in!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Mail in, Mail in, Mail in!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 PM
In November, the governors must deploy the National Guard at every polling site to prevent ICE from disrupting elections or discouraging people from voting.
Mail in, Mail in, Mail in!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Mail in, Mail in, Mail in!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
The governors must deploy the National Guard at every polling site to prevent ICE from disrupting elections or discouraging people from voting.
Mail in, Mail in, Mail in!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Mail in, Mail in, Mail in!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
The governors must deploy the National Guard at every polling site to prevent ICE from disrupting elections or discouraging people from voting.
Mail in, Mail in, Mail in!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Mail in, Mail in, Mail in!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Dear #VoteBlueNoMatterWho, 153 Democrats voted WITH Republicans to continue to fund the war machine. How do you expect to win the midterms when most Democrats side with Republicans?
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Dear #VoteBlueNoMatterWho, 153 Democrats voted WITH Republicans to continue to fund the war machine. How do you expect to win the midterms when most Democrats side with Republicans?
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
We have to flip the Senate.
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate Republicans defeat Venezuela war powers resolution, bowing to Trump’s pressure as Vance casts tie-breaking vote.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate Republicans defeat Venezuela war powers resolution, bowing to Trump’s pressure as Vance casts tie-breaking vote.
January 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
That child is BLIND in One EYE Forever!
ICE MUST PAY!
WHEN WILL IT END?
STOP TRUMP NOW!
#ImpeachTrump
#EpsteinFiles
#VoteWomen
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
ICE MUST PAY!
WHEN WILL IT END?
STOP TRUMP NOW!
#ImpeachTrump
#EpsteinFiles
#VoteWomen
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
ICE Shoots Projectile and Takes Out Kid’s Eye
Surgeons spent six hours removing shards of glass, plastic, and metal from his face. Unfortunately, the damage to his left eye was irreversible.
Second kid in the video, shot point-blank in the face.
Surgeons spent six hours removing shards of glass, plastic, and metal from his face. Unfortunately, the damage to his left eye was irreversible.
Second kid in the video, shot point-blank in the face.
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
That child is BLIND in One EYE Forever!
ICE MUST PAY!
WHEN WILL IT END?
STOP TRUMP NOW!
#ImpeachTrump
#EpsteinFiles
#VoteWomen
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
ICE MUST PAY!
WHEN WILL IT END?
STOP TRUMP NOW!
#ImpeachTrump
#EpsteinFiles
#VoteWomen
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Maybe another shut down coming….. does everyone finally see now, that electing republicans brings nothing but CRIME AND CHAOS….
Always has…and always will.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Midterms this November❗️
Always has…and always will.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Midterms this November❗️
open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
"...Democrats should rally around proposals...in the House to condition spending on increased oversight of ICE...Democrats can bring the same attention and pressure to bear on Republicans as they did in the healthcare fight..."
Democrats need to show real strength
"...Democrats should rally around proposals...in the House to condition spending on increased oversight of ICE...Democrats can bring the same attention and pressure to bear on Republicans as they did in the healthcare fight..."
Democrats need to show real strength
Democrats Must Seize the Opportunity to Control ICE
Use the spending fight to defend Americans’ lives
open.substack.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Maybe another shut down coming….. does everyone finally see now, that electing republicans brings nothing but CRIME AND CHAOS….
Always has…and always will.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Midterms this November❗️
Always has…and always will.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Midterms this November❗️
Our best chance of shutting down the #TrumpRegime is to get EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT, INDEPENDENT & REFORMED #MAGA MEMBER TO VOTE, VOTE, VOTE IN NOVEMBER!!! #VoteBlueToRestoreDecency&Democracy #VoteBlueToRestoreLaw&Order #VoteBlueToProtectOurRights #VoteBlueNoMatterWho #StandUpToTyranny2026
MAGA is a sociopathic ideology. It's as bad as or worse than Nazism. We have to fight it tooth and nail. We must resist as much as we each can.
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Our best chance of shutting down the #TrumpRegime is to get EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT, INDEPENDENT & REFORMED #MAGA MEMBER TO VOTE, VOTE, VOTE IN NOVEMBER!!! #VoteBlueToRestoreDecency&Democracy #VoteBlueToRestoreLaw&Order #VoteBlueToProtectOurRights #VoteBlueNoMatterWho #StandUpToTyranny2026
VoTeBlUeNoMaTtErWhO
Stop him from running in 2028 then. If Newscum is the nominatee in 2028, the Dems will lose again.
#gavinnewsom #votebluenomatterwho
Stop him from running in 2028 then. If Newscum is the nominatee in 2028, the Dems will lose again.
#gavinnewsom #votebluenomatterwho
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
VoTeBlUeNoMaTtErWhO
Stop him from running in 2028 then. If Newscum is the nominatee in 2028, the Dems will lose again.
#gavinnewsom #votebluenomatterwho
Stop him from running in 2028 then. If Newscum is the nominatee in 2028, the Dems will lose again.
#gavinnewsom #votebluenomatterwho
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho My list of purity test items:
Treat trans people like human beings. Trans rights are human rights.
Treat gays and lesbians like human beings. Gay rights are human rights.
Allow women full bodily autonomy. Women's rights (trans and cis women) are human rights...
Treat trans people like human beings. Trans rights are human rights.
Treat gays and lesbians like human beings. Gay rights are human rights.
Allow women full bodily autonomy. Women's rights (trans and cis women) are human rights...
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho My list of purity test items:
Treat trans people like human beings. Trans rights are human rights.
Treat gays and lesbians like human beings. Gay rights are human rights.
Allow women full bodily autonomy. Women's rights (trans and cis women) are human rights...
Treat trans people like human beings. Trans rights are human rights.
Treat gays and lesbians like human beings. Gay rights are human rights.
Allow women full bodily autonomy. Women's rights (trans and cis women) are human rights...
We have been demanding transparency forever….
And sadly we still don’t have that. Frankly, at this point, we have gone backwards in our progress, our direction, our alliances, our relationships, our culture, our values, and our rights are dwindling faster than we can imagine.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
And sadly we still don’t have that. Frankly, at this point, we have gone backwards in our progress, our direction, our alliances, our relationships, our culture, our values, and our rights are dwindling faster than we can imagine.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Until people demand a fair playing field there won't be one.
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
We have been demanding transparency forever….
And sadly we still don’t have that. Frankly, at this point, we have gone backwards in our progress, our direction, our alliances, our relationships, our culture, our values, and our rights are dwindling faster than we can imagine.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
And sadly we still don’t have that. Frankly, at this point, we have gone backwards in our progress, our direction, our alliances, our relationships, our culture, our values, and our rights are dwindling faster than we can imagine.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Dear #VoteBlueNoMatterWho, is it unreasonable to demand Democrats tax billionaires?
Gov. Gavin Newsom of California vowed to block a tax on billionaires, saying that a ballot proposal has already scared off tech leaders.
Gavin Newsom Vows to Stop Proposed Billionaire Tax in California
Gov. Gavin Newsom said he was working behind the scenes to block a proposed tax on billionaires’ wealth and was committed to defeating the measure if it reached the ballot.
nyti.ms
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Dear #VoteBlueNoMatterWho, is it unreasonable to demand Democrats tax billionaires?
Hey #VoteBlueNoMatterWho, doesn't this feel a teeny bit embarrassing?
Hey CA!
Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year.
www.rawstory.com/california-r...
Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year.
www.rawstory.com/california-r...
Pro-Auschwitz Republican flips to Democrat in bid to win after California redistricting
A Republican candidate for governor in California will instead run for Congress as a Democrat despite floating Auschwitz, the infamous Nazi concentration camp, as an "unemployment plan."In paperwork f...
www.rawstory.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Hey #VoteBlueNoMatterWho, doesn't this feel a teeny bit embarrassing?
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho because "Battle Lines Being Drawn www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRV5...
Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth - Lyrics
YouTube video by sweetlikez
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho because "Battle Lines Being Drawn www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRV5...
We need to realize that the way in which the #VoteBlueNoMatterWho behave is exactly how MAGA behaves. I see no difference except that they cosplay.
They think they're entitled to our votes but not obligated to listen to working class needs.
#VotingBlueIsNotEnough b/c these fascist fucks obstruct.
They think they're entitled to our votes but not obligated to listen to working class needs.
#VotingBlueIsNotEnough b/c these fascist fucks obstruct.
January 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
We need to realize that the way in which the #VoteBlueNoMatterWho behave is exactly how MAGA behaves. I see no difference except that they cosplay.
They think they're entitled to our votes but not obligated to listen to working class needs.
#VotingBlueIsNotEnough b/c these fascist fucks obstruct.
They think they're entitled to our votes but not obligated to listen to working class needs.
#VotingBlueIsNotEnough b/c these fascist fucks obstruct.
January 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
If you wanna be nihilistic and say nothing really matters and nothing's gonna change and there's no point in fighting back, that's your choice.
But don't expect the rest of us to humor it. Don't expect others to make space for chronic negativity. Nihilism is useless and irritating and repulsive.
But don't expect the rest of us to humor it. Don't expect others to make space for chronic negativity. Nihilism is useless and irritating and repulsive.
January 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Fck you Sessions… this fcking administration has been the epicenter of lawlessness ! I stand with the protesters and every American citizen who voted BLUE !!!!!!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Rep. Pete Sessions: "This protesting that goes on -- honking of horns, obstructing federal law enforcement -- should not be tolerated ... I stand completely with the administration on this effort."
January 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Fck you Sessions… this fcking administration has been the epicenter of lawlessness ! I stand with the protesters and every American citizen who voted BLUE !!!!!!
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho