#everythingtrumptouchesturnstoshit
Trumpstein files are gonna ruin Star Wars too because George Lucas was balls deep in Epstein debauchery.

#everythingtrumptouchesturnstoshit
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 AM
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQNlh-cDKuh/?igsh=NjIwc3N3MHJpZTgy
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
#ICEBarbieFailing
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
https://www.instagram.com/p/DRkiP2CiAQ6/?igsh=b25sOWRjaHczY3lk
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The scathing farewell notes left by DOJ staffers after mass exit
#ToxicWorkEnvironment
#DOJStaffersMassExit
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
#Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/doj-staff-farewell-notes-bondi-trump-b2873106.html
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
October 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The irony is that both Trump and MAGA are too dumb to realize that, were Trump to be awarded the Nobel, it would immediately lose its value and no longer be an honor to receive.
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
The fact that one in four Americans thinks this heap of shit deserves the Nobel Peace Prize is staggering.
I agree with the 76% of Americans with common sense who believe trump does NOT deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.

How about YOU? 🤚
October 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I think a bunch of rich guys (like JB) should start a network where there is free speech--and good comedy. Trump is curdling this country . . . It's starting to stink really bad! #MidasInReverse #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
September 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
August 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
July 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
An embarrassment for the military as well. Trump diminishes everything he touches.
June 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Way to tank the kid's draft number.

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April 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh look. Breaking #SocialSecurity so they can justify privatizing it… right on schedule 😌
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
Social Security staffer says people could miss payments ‘for months’ after Trump changes
This would be terrible news for those who rely on the benefits.
www.pennlive.com
March 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When your own prolific bullshit turns into yours and #elonmusk’s own lived reality…

That’s a special kind of #KARMA

#ToldYouSo 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😱
#DontSayWeDidntWarnYou
#EverythingtRUMPTouchesDies
#RealityTVStarsMakeShitPresidents
#EverythingtRUMPTouchesTurnsToShit
‪#ElectAClownEnjoyTheCircus 🤡🎪🐘 🤡🎪🐘‬
March 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
He is the ultimate cooler. #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
True Fact GIF
ALT: True Fact GIF
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What a "winning" strategy - fire all the scientists so they can't do science-y stuff, like, oh, you know - keeping us alive during the next pandemic (COVID was a warm-up folx). #ETTD #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In the wise words of my mother-in-law: "If you roost with turkeys, you'll never soar with eagles." #TrumpCarnage #TrumpIsAMobBoss #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
January 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
As soon as Trump renames the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, it snows in Florida along the Gulf Coast. #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
January 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I wonder if anyone is questioning Trumps rash decision to pull out our troops from Syria and abandon our allies (Kurds). Now we have found out that #ISIS still thrives and #Syria is in a fresh hell. #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit

apnews.com/article/dona...
Trump defends decision to abandon Kurdish allies in Syria
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump cast his decision to abandon Kurdish fighters in Syria as fulfilling a campaign promise to withdraw from "endless war" in the Middle East, even as Republican c...
apnews.com
December 6, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Trump’s Truth Social is now a public company. Experts warn its multi-billion-dollar valuation defies logic
#TrumpEffect
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
#CNN
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/26/markets/trump-media-stock-truth-social/index.html
March 26, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I just can quite put my finger on it… 🤭🤭🤭

#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToSHIT
Flynn is broke.
Giuliani is broke.
Bannon is broke.
Kari Lake is broke.
DeSantis is broke.
Jenna Ellis is broke.
Truth Social is broke.
Michigan GOP is broke.
The Pillow Guy is broke.
Lindsey Graham is broke.
I know there's a common thread in there somewhere
March 21, 2024 at 4:05 PM