#fromthemouthsofbabes
How does one defend the indefensible? 🤔
One doesn't (if wise or worrisome).

#Smirk
#SmirksNotSubstance
#TheOldLurkAndSmirk 🖕🤨

#GotSmug 🥛
#FromTheMouthsOfBabes (A child, not "a chick." (Sorry, ladies.))
#GiveItUpChuck 🏛️😒🏦👉💸
#UpChuck 🤢😜
#VoteHimOut 🦶💥🤸
#FreeSammichRevoked 🚫🥪

⚖️🗽 #RESISTandPERSIST 🤟🇺🇸
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I told my grandson I saw a deer on the way to the store.

He said “how do you know it was on its way to the store”?

I’m too old for this shit!

#FromTheMouthsOfBabes
a deer with antlers is running through a body of water
ALT: a deer with antlers is running through a body of water
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Spotted at No Kings: a person in an inflatable duck costume.

My six-year-old: “It’s like they’re saying, ‘Leave the ducky alone no matter what country the ducky came from.’”

#nailedit #fromthemouthsofbabes
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“from the mouths of babes”
#FromTheMouthsOfBabes
These videos are good. They’re from DiaperDiplomacy.
September 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Shiiiiiiiiiiit

Well done 👏🏽

“from the mouths of babes”
#FromTheMouthsOfBabes
September 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Son:
Stephen my daddy is Elon now.

😆
#baby's1stwords
#freshfromthewomb
#fromthemouthsofbabes
August 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My 3 year old Granddaughter has just told her Mum that when they go back to Florida next year, the water park she is going to is ....
🫣🤣🤣🤣
#Fromthemouthsofbabes
July 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me after every social gathering
July 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Similarly, as a teen, I shocked Sister Joseph Anne in 1962 w/my answer to her question, “If you ruled the world, what is the first rule you would make?” My answer, “Let people marry whomever they loved, as long as they were from a different race.” #FromTheMouthsOfBabes
July 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
#They’llNeverKnow

….MiniMuck during the FekkerCarlson interview.

#FromTheMouthsOfBabes
June 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A new level of amusement at the “stable genius” hailed by #magat morons. Petulant whining about people who stand up to the attempted bully. I teach all of my students to stand up to bullies. You should see what they, unprompted, have to say to one another about Trump. #Learning #FromTheMouthsOfBabes
May 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Direct quote from my kindergartner today:

“Mommy, I think the guy who makes the weird pointy cars, and our shitty President, they’re working together”

(Yes we let her cuss, don’t @ me)

#fromthemouthsofbabes #presidentmusk #shittypresident
February 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"I reached the end of the world
But there is no doorway...
I can fly in create [mode]
But in survival [mode] you can't (b/c it's 🚫 fair). You have to build a staircase to reach."
- my 7 year old
#minecraft #thematrix #deep
#fromthemouthsofbabes #philosophical #metaphorical #poetry
February 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
February 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
At this moment in time, that kid's my hero. 🤣 #Xhasfreespeechandboogies #fromthemouthsofbabes
Poor little X, his daddy's support child. Git dem boogers all over the Resolute Desk. This might be the one thing gets Musk kicked.
Elon's little X (HumanShield) is putting boogers all over germaphobe Grandpa RICO's desk while telling him to shut up. 🥴
February 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We all do son, we all do... both their dumb mouths to be honest. 😆
#trump #donaldtrump #musk #elonmusk #fromthemouthsofbabes
February 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Yes. This really happened. The footage is online. The child told Trump this.

You and me both, kid. You and me both.

#TrumpSucks #Resistance #FromTheMouthsOfBabes #TheKidsAreAlright
February 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Trying to explain why we need to learn about Black History to my 2nd grader. He asked, "Why would anyone hate someone else just because of their skin color? That's just stupid."

I don't know, bud. I don't know.

#FromTheMouthsOfBabes
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This brilliant quote from my toddler in the backseat of my car, circa 2017, still applies: "Mom....Trump is like a hot fart in a car seat." **rips one**

#fromthemouthsofbabes #Trump #hotfartinacarseat
February 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
9 year old: you know, if I have to go to hell, my one item I would take would be bubble wrap. Because at least I could have some fun walking around it and popping it while I'm there.

...

So much to unpack.

#FromTheMouthsOfBabes #NonSequitirs #NDParenting
January 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Two years ago today, my first grader defined “cool” as “the opposite of Elon Musk.”

That never gets old. 😆
#FromTheMouthsOfBabes

from Rebecca Haims
January 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Two years ago today, my first grader defined “cool” as “the opposite of Elon Musk.”
That never gets old. 😆
#FromTheMouthsOfBabes Rebecca Hains, author
January 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM