Environment Canada has issued  yellow warnings  for wintry conditions in parts of Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.

#Satire #BreakingNews #GeographyFail #DeportationDrama #UgandaBound By: TheJestPress.com **Kilmar Abrego Garcia Could Be Deported to Uganda, Official Says, Because Apparently Geography Is Just a Suggestion Now** In what experts are calling “either a bureaucratic masterstroke or the result of binge-watching Game of Thrones while spinning a globe,” local man Kilmar Abrego Garcia may be deported to Uganda—a country he has no connection to—according to a dazzlingly confused official.

#Satire #USImmigration #GeographyFail #BreakingNews #EswatiniOrBust By: TheJestPress.com In a bold and wildly inventive move this week, U.S. immigration officials have deported dozens of immigrants from Jamaica, Cuba, and various other countries—not to their homelands, but instead to the tiny African kingdom of Eswatini. The plan was reportedly inspired by “a really confusing episode of Jeopardy” and a malfunctioning globe in the Immigration Office break room.

#Satire #BreakingNews #Chernivtsi #GeographyFail #DramaticMisunderstandings By: TheJestPress.com **Explosion Rocks Chernivtsi, Startles Global Cartographers Who Thought It Was Somewhere Else Entirely** In an explosive turn of events that has shaken the world—and Google Maps—a loud “booming” noise was reported earlier today in the western Ukrainian city of Chernivtsi. While initial reports described “unprecedented chaos,” local residents clarified that, as usual, the chaos was just traffic at the market and someone finally firing up that decades-old Lada.

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To combat stickier weather, air conditioners need to go from cooling machines to humidity gulpers.