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When you need to bring a big salad for the work potluck but it’s road construction season so driving is out of the question and you’re also a #granolamennonite, you have to get creative with packing to fit everything in the bike paniers.
Two yogurt containers serving as Tupperware that are labeled “not yogurt or chicken broth”
May 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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How is your relationship with plastic bags evolving, dear #granolamennonite?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you wash, dry, and reuse plastic bags.
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Isn't this everyone? Or is it just us? #GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you have a bag full of plastic bags.
April 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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#GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you make all your memes with a free 30-day trail of internet design software.
April 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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What are my #granolamennonite people doing with their Friday nights?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you feel guilty for washing your clothes after only one wearing.
April 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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What's on your #granolamennonite Easter table? #humblebrags only. I'll start! It's too bad these eggs from our backyard chickens, pickled with homegrown beets and plated on my great-grandmother's anniversary dish aren't as dark a beet-colored pink as I had hoped. I will try to do better next year.
Pickled beet eggs and beets on a gold-rimmed egg dish. The eggs are only a little pink.
April 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Share the names of your chickens! #GranolaMennonite
You might be a granola Mennonite if you have names for your chickens.
April 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Give us this day our daily #GranolaMennonite meme.
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you try to bring your compostables home from vacation.
April 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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@ the folks you suspect of doing this. #GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you hum 606 while mowing the lawn.
April 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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#GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you sing "Guide My Feet" while doing a 5K
April 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Book Review: Martyrs and Chickens | The Harrisonburg Citizen
What, exactly, is a granola Mennonite?
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April 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Do you live in a #granolamennonite household, or do you see a container like this in your fridge and fully expect to see feta cheese inside? @granolamennonite.bsky.social
Large plastic feta cheese container on a fridge shelf. Does it contain leftovers or feta cheese?
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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#GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you write your grocery shopping list on the back of used envelopes. (Shopping list includes: rolled oats, canning jar lids, sesame seeds, pickling spice, MennoTea, Fair Trade Cocoa, and "Don't forget reusable bags this time!"
April 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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#GranolaMennonite
What's your idea of a fun second date?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if your idea of a fun second date is a full day of canning in a 95 degree kitchen. And yes you have air conditioning, but no, you don't think to turn it on.
April 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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#GranolaMennonite outed!
April 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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For you, what are the signs that a church is #GranolaMennonite?
You might be a Granola Mennonite church if your Palm Sunday willow fronds can be replanted for wetland restoration.
April 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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#granolamennonite
You might be a granola Mennonite if you pull used paper cups out of the trash at church because you need more containers to pot the baby spider plants you're growing for the relief sale.
April 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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What's on your #granolamennonite kitchen counter?
Compost bucket and jug to collect water for your plants.
May 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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What's your #GranolaMennonite hobby?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you've considered that show repair might make a good hobby.
April 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Where do you keep your used twist ties?
#granolamennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you have about a hundred used twist ties in a tiny plastic tea cup in a kitchen drawer.
April 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Is this you? #GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you wear Birkenstocks with socks in the winter.
April 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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#GranolaMennonite
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you know how to use a compostable toilet, and if you have at least considered making your own reusable toilet paper.
April 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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From Mennonite Mission Network, the perfect footgear for a #GranolaMennonite
Dirkenstock: it's a sandal. It's an ice skate. It's a radical reformation of our most popular line.
April 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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#GranolaMennonite
In other news, Martyrs and Chickens is starting to edge out a few of the Amish romances in Amazon's top 100 Mennonite books! Chickens vs. Bonnet Rippers--who will prevail?
You might be a Granola Mennonite if you tell your friends to bring their own "Mennonite tupperware" to dinner so they can take home leftovers. Pictured: reused yogurt containers.
April 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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What's your #GranolaMennonite Lenten practice?
YMBAGM if you save onion skins during Lent to use for egg dye at Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM