#grass=touched
This weekend was rly fun i touched grass and ate good food and met friends and was happy :) but i am even happier being back home in my dimly lit cave. caveman will now endfield and ffxiv all day and recharge social battery for 40 hrs (this is a lie I will be communicating on comms tmr)
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Touched grass today.

Got sliced up by grass today.

Spikey plants too.

Got welts from all over my legs today.
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 AM
got out and touched grass yesterday by myself
little did i know, my town's commercial center somehow became washed after these past 15 years
i swear the stores had actual substance to them when i was like, 4-6, what happened
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
VERY glad I touched grass today, gonna do it again tomorrow
February 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Ren has touched grass and expontaneously combusted.
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
By this post I can calculate that I touched grass for an hour and a half today.
Watch out, Old School RuneScape, I meet all the requirements for trading besides playing the game for 20 hours. If I no-life this until 10pm tonight I'll be at the Grand Exchange
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
went out, touched grass AND water
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
me thinks, not enough grass touched. touch grass again tmrw !! :3
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
That's "people who have never seen a picture of grass let alone touched any," I believe
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
touched grass again and there was only one eli left before they replaced em with dandandan

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touched grass and I saw that there were two different people who won big Elizabeth plushies 🫠
February 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Touched grass this afternoon and cleaned up the flower beds a bit. I’ll have to water tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
30 minutes is all it takes really lmao at least you touched grass for a little bit 😭
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
touched so much grass today
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Grass: touched
February 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Touched grass and immediately remembered why I don’t 😵‍💫
February 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I played Old School RuneScape for 5 hours today; stopped having fun, and you'll never guess what I did: I logged out and touched grass. These broken glasses messing up my vision and attempting to play without them certainly didn't help. Maybe i'll even nap next, or go on a second walk today.
February 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Pat McAfee finally touched grass.
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I might have touched grass too much today
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Dear diary,

Today I finally got off my phone, got up early, tried out a gym, and then knocked out my whole to-do list by noon. I touched grass for like a full four hours, and not once a computer. Totally euthymic. It’s amazing how healthy you can be when you lie

Anyway talk to you tomorrow,

Luke
February 7, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Perhaps the most reassuring thing about logging into Bluesky is not having any idea or context on what people are talking about, a sign that I’ve finally touched enough grass to temporarily push back the internet poison and brainrot
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
i went out for a walk 20 minutes ago! i touched grass, so to speak!!! let me enjoy online now!!!
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
A lot of these old musos apparently touched grass
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Touched Grass got mentioned in an Italian newsletter this week 🚀

was quite a surprise when I saw the traffic peak :)

full article 👇
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
every time i read bob glück i swoon. a passage from Jack the Modernist.
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM