Not to brag but … 💅👬🏻

And I finally got to fully enjoy the video @no1kn-w.bsky.social sent to me when I was in office yesterday 💦🍆🥵

#fcf #husbos

I will open for commissions soon, so snek husbos and fat boys rejoice

Both of my husbos have Master degrees and I'm just sitting here playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG with a high school diploma 🫣

This Year's Big ONEs:
New motherboard -> Car parts -> Husbos New Phone
The purse isn't just closed, it's padlocked. 🫣

i've got a two-divk art planned sometime to fuck 2 best husbos at once >:3

Bonjour! The visit is flashing by in glorious sunshine! 2 more days before they leave on Wednesday 😢. My lovely nieces & 2 of their equally lovely husbos. Fab birthday/wedding anniversary yesterday, rather a lot of fizz! Hic.

some of you will not be prepared for how quickly your "support" from slay queen liberal cis women will evaporate once their boyfriends and husbos suddenly start acting extra friendly to you lol

well probably right frhjbetr

but mostly because many peebs drool for many ''furry husbos''

and I am just like

''eh''

I mostly go awooga for the big masked men gfdjkhvbekhrngklehnrjg

that's why I might think miiight be boring ahahaha

been watching some tik toks of “say yes to the dress” and it’s psychotic

hoping all these people-pleasing maniacs get a divorce so they can get a Real Wedding with their second husbos

I can barely be bothered to watch #QueerUltimatum bc of the grave ongoing insult of having a lone straight white woman WHOSE HUSBAND COULDN’T EVEN TURN UP as the host? AGAIN? Did @netflix.com miss the memo the first time? Is the target demo NOT queers, but lonely ally-wives with disengaged husbos?

Bonjour! The visit is flashing by in glorious sunshine! 2 more days before they leave on Wednesday 😢. My lovely nieces & 2 of their equally lovely husbos. Fab birthday/wedding anniversary yesterday, rather a lot of fizz! Hic.

Pero los husbos buenorros los tengo viendo a artistas, este es muy cyberpunk pero mal.

Till Death Do Us Blart be hittin

I can see Core taking the picture for his two clown husbos.

a lot of dumbo husbos

today is my husbos @unable2sitstill.bsky.social birthday pls wish him birthday

gwtting about time to replace the ol husbos' butthole