[OK WELL HE HASNT
SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT KOFFIN-K]
[AT LEAST
I DONT THINK
HE HAS YET]
SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT KOFFIN-K]
[AT LEAST
I DONT THINK
HE HAS YET]
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
[OK WELL HE HASNT
SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT KOFFIN-K]
[AT LEAST
I DONT THINK
HE HAS YET]
SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT KOFFIN-K]
[AT LEAST
I DONT THINK
HE HAS YET]
@teamswitched.dev
Guys guys guys guys
I have the best idea ever, but first i need to know Something, is Count Koffin K. Gonna be a hard boss in the Ruthless path?
Guys guys guys guys
I have the best idea ever, but first i need to know Something, is Count Koffin K. Gonna be a hard boss in the Ruthless path?
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
@teamswitched.dev
Guys guys guys guys
I have the best idea ever, but first i need to know Something, is Count Koffin K. Gonna be a hard boss in the Ruthless path?
Guys guys guys guys
I have the best idea ever, but first i need to know Something, is Count Koffin K. Gonna be a hard boss in the Ruthless path?
IS THAT COUNT KOFFIN-K!? /j
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
IS THAT COUNT KOFFIN-K!? /j
Hahaha... MWAHAHAHAHA! I, Count Koffin-K, will NEVER be stopped! Especially not by the likes of YOU!
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hahaha... MWAHAHAHAHA! I, Count Koffin-K, will NEVER be stopped! Especially not by the likes of YOU!
"コフィンK伯爵のビジネスに干渉しない限り、私はあなたを殴ったりしません。約束するよ。"
[As long as you don't interfere in Kount Koffin-K's business, I won't beat you up. I promise.]
[As long as you don't interfere in Kount Koffin-K's business, I won't beat you up. I promise.]
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"コフィンK伯爵のビジネスに干渉しない限り、私はあなたを殴ったりしません。約束するよ。"
[As long as you don't interfere in Kount Koffin-K's business, I won't beat you up. I promise.]
[As long as you don't interfere in Kount Koffin-K's business, I won't beat you up. I promise.]
And TS!Underswap characters (e.g. Koffin-K) just awkwardly exist because yes
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
And TS!Underswap characters (e.g. Koffin-K) just awkwardly exist because yes
[ENTIRELY FAIR I
DONT THINK SHE
EVEN KNOWS ME]
[I THINK MOST
PEOPLE CALL HER
BATTAT ANYWAY]
[CARRIE WAS THE
NAME KOFFIN-K
GAVE TO HER]
it glances to from side to side before leaning toward you
[BETWEEN YOU AND ME I WOULD
PAY TO SEE HER REACTION TO YOU
REFERRING TO HER AS CARRIE]
+
DONT THINK SHE
EVEN KNOWS ME]
[I THINK MOST
PEOPLE CALL HER
BATTAT ANYWAY]
[CARRIE WAS THE
NAME KOFFIN-K
GAVE TO HER]
it glances to from side to side before leaning toward you
[BETWEEN YOU AND ME I WOULD
PAY TO SEE HER REACTION TO YOU
REFERRING TO HER AS CARRIE]
+
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
[ENTIRELY FAIR I
DONT THINK SHE
EVEN KNOWS ME]
[I THINK MOST
PEOPLE CALL HER
BATTAT ANYWAY]
[CARRIE WAS THE
NAME KOFFIN-K
GAVE TO HER]
it glances to from side to side before leaning toward you
[BETWEEN YOU AND ME I WOULD
PAY TO SEE HER REACTION TO YOU
REFERRING TO HER AS CARRIE]
+
DONT THINK SHE
EVEN KNOWS ME]
[I THINK MOST
PEOPLE CALL HER
BATTAT ANYWAY]
[CARRIE WAS THE
NAME KOFFIN-K
GAVE TO HER]
it glances to from side to side before leaning toward you
[BETWEEN YOU AND ME I WOULD
PAY TO SEE HER REACTION TO YOU
REFERRING TO HER AS CARRIE]
+
[PLEASE CALL
ME SOMETHING
TRULY EVIL]
[BOOGIEMAN OF KOFFIN-K
AND ELDRITCH HORROR FOR
HIRE, MOST RATES ACCEPTED]
it quickly puts on a reddish-orange top hat and vest
[NO HARD FEELINGS OVER
THRASHING YOU FOR BEING
MEAN TO CARRIE RIGHT]
ME SOMETHING
TRULY EVIL]
[BOOGIEMAN OF KOFFIN-K
AND ELDRITCH HORROR FOR
HIRE, MOST RATES ACCEPTED]
it quickly puts on a reddish-orange top hat and vest
[NO HARD FEELINGS OVER
THRASHING YOU FOR BEING
MEAN TO CARRIE RIGHT]
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
[PLEASE CALL
ME SOMETHING
TRULY EVIL]
[BOOGIEMAN OF KOFFIN-K
AND ELDRITCH HORROR FOR
HIRE, MOST RATES ACCEPTED]
it quickly puts on a reddish-orange top hat and vest
[NO HARD FEELINGS OVER
THRASHING YOU FOR BEING
MEAN TO CARRIE RIGHT]
ME SOMETHING
TRULY EVIL]
[BOOGIEMAN OF KOFFIN-K
AND ELDRITCH HORROR FOR
HIRE, MOST RATES ACCEPTED]
it quickly puts on a reddish-orange top hat and vest
[NO HARD FEELINGS OVER
THRASHING YOU FOR BEING
MEAN TO CARRIE RIGHT]
Ha! Hahaha! You really thought you could best Count Koffin-K?
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Ha! Hahaha! You really thought you could best Count Koffin-K?
* ( Koffin-K swooshes out of the way, villainously. )
MINIONS! Stop letting the other guys attack!!!
* ( More bats dive in to steal away the new metal dummies. )
MINIONS! Stop letting the other guys attack!!!
* ( More bats dive in to steal away the new metal dummies. )
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
* ( Koffin-K swooshes out of the way, villainously. )
MINIONS! Stop letting the other guys attack!!!
* ( More bats dive in to steal away the new metal dummies. )
MINIONS! Stop letting the other guys attack!!!
* ( More bats dive in to steal away the new metal dummies. )
@koffinkountdown.ruins.party
it appears in front of you and grabs your shoulders
[KOFFIN-K
SANTA IS
REAL]
it appears in front of you and grabs your shoulders
[KOFFIN-K
SANTA IS
REAL]
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
@koffinkountdown.ruins.party
it appears in front of you and grabs your shoulders
[KOFFIN-K
SANTA IS
REAL]
it appears in front of you and grabs your shoulders
[KOFFIN-K
SANTA IS
REAL]
[I NEED TO
GO TALK TO
KOFFIN-K]
GO TALK TO
KOFFIN-K]
* not if you repent.
[NO I THINK
IM GOING TO
BE KILLED]
IM GOING TO
BE KILLED]
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
[I NEED TO
GO TALK TO
KOFFIN-K]
GO TALK TO
KOFFIN-K]
* hard to say what a guy named "definitely not koffin-k" would really have to offer us.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
* hard to say what a guy named "definitely not koffin-k" would really have to offer us.
{ Mettaton's TEARING through them with a chainsaw. Laughing his ass off. Mini-MTT's begin to rain behind the bombs, pelting Koffin-K with tiny hearts. }
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
{ Mettaton's TEARING through them with a chainsaw. Laughing his ass off. Mini-MTT's begin to rain behind the bombs, pelting Koffin-K with tiny hearts. }
[KOFFIN K
DONT BIFF
IT DUDE]
[DONT THINK
ABOUT FAILING
DUDE DO NOT]
DONT BIFF
IT DUDE]
[DONT THINK
ABOUT FAILING
DUDE DO NOT]
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
[KOFFIN K
DONT BIFF
IT DUDE]
[DONT THINK
ABOUT FAILING
DUDE DO NOT]
DONT BIFF
IT DUDE]
[DONT THINK
ABOUT FAILING
DUDE DO NOT]
* ( Koffin-K is scrambling to avoid the onslaught. His coat is getting singed. )
YOU FOOL...! I DON'T EVEN HAVE BLOOD! I'M A MONSTER!!!
* ( More bats are trying to dive-bomb Mettaton. )
YOU FOOL...! I DON'T EVEN HAVE BLOOD! I'M A MONSTER!!!
* ( More bats are trying to dive-bomb Mettaton. )
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
* ( Koffin-K is scrambling to avoid the onslaught. His coat is getting singed. )
YOU FOOL...! I DON'T EVEN HAVE BLOOD! I'M A MONSTER!!!
* ( More bats are trying to dive-bomb Mettaton. )
YOU FOOL...! I DON'T EVEN HAVE BLOOD! I'M A MONSTER!!!
* ( More bats are trying to dive-bomb Mettaton. )
//Koffin K: dont listen to the malign influences telling you to be evil
//also Koffin K: brb doing crimes with an eldritch horror
//also Koffin K: brb doing crimes with an eldritch horror
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
//Koffin K: dont listen to the malign influences telling you to be evil
//also Koffin K: brb doing crimes with an eldritch horror
//also Koffin K: brb doing crimes with an eldritch horror
Please? It's really cool and you can work for me.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Please? It's really cool and you can work for me.
it's filming and also ready to step in if Koffin-K gets seriously hurt
(Is someone filming this? I really hope this is on camera.)
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
it's filming and also ready to step in if Koffin-K gets seriously hurt
(Is someone filming this? I really hope this is on camera.)
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
(Is someone filming this? I really hope this is on camera.)
[HEY KOFFIN-K DO
YOU WANT TO DO
SOME PETTY CRIME]
YOU WANT TO DO
SOME PETTY CRIME]
When a supernatural force tells you to do something you have to ignore it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
[HEY KOFFIN-K DO
YOU WANT TO DO
SOME PETTY CRIME]
YOU WANT TO DO
SOME PETTY CRIME]
* ( Blushing? Somehow. Crossing his arms and turning away so she can't see. )
Yes. MAYB— Yes. It's n— It's true.
... UGH. 💢
Yes. MAYB— Yes. It's n— It's true.
... UGH. 💢
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
* ( Blushing? Somehow. Crossing his arms and turning away so she can't see. )
Yes. MAYB— Yes. It's n— It's true.
... UGH. 💢
Yes. MAYB— Yes. It's n— It's true.
... UGH. 💢
Oh! Right, yes!
* ( He clears his throat and adjusts his bat-shaped bow tie. )
I am the pinnacle of evil... a true villainous mastermind! COUNT KOFFIN-K!
* ( He throws his head (hat?) back and laughs, maniacally. )
* ( He clears his throat and adjusts his bat-shaped bow tie. )
I am the pinnacle of evil... a true villainous mastermind! COUNT KOFFIN-K!
* ( He throws his head (hat?) back and laughs, maniacally. )
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Oh! Right, yes!
* ( He clears his throat and adjusts his bat-shaped bow tie. )
I am the pinnacle of evil... a true villainous mastermind! COUNT KOFFIN-K!
* ( He throws his head (hat?) back and laughs, maniacally. )
* ( He clears his throat and adjusts his bat-shaped bow tie. )
I am the pinnacle of evil... a true villainous mastermind! COUNT KOFFIN-K!
* ( He throws his head (hat?) back and laughs, maniacally. )