#magapriorities
So the response of the President of the United States, while the world burns down around us, is to declare war on drippy showerheads.

#ThisIsAmerica2025
#MAGApriorities
April 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
World wars?

Economic crisis?

Trump's first big move?

Saving plastic straws. Because nothing screams "leader" like prioritizing litter.

#TrashPriorities #PlasticPresident
#RedCapSmarts
#MAGAPriorities 🤷‍♀️
February 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
BREAKING: Presidential schedule reveals former guy's most critical decision: 'Which shade of gold for the ballroom?' Meanwhile, the 'Department of Rapid Relocations' set new efficiency records. Truly visionary leadership, folks! #MAGAPriorities #DueProcessOptional
October 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So…Not only are the #Trumpublicans backing an incompetent boob as Trump’s pick for AG, they’re covering his involvement in statutory rape! Meanwhile @foxnewscorporation.bsky.social is spreading fear and lies about Venezuelan gangs. #MAGApriorities 🙄
November 16, 2024 at 1:07 PM
The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Read that again
January 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
#MAGA doesn't care.

Wall Street + #DJT's friends and family will reap MANY TIMES that amount from #DJT's tariff on / tariff off market manipulation....👈 #MAGACares

>>> #MAGAPriorities. <<<
May 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When the Tesla Nazi’s shitty cars and stock value are threatened they send the FBI. When children are slaughtered in schools they send thoughts and prayers. #MAGApriorities
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March 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Government is shut down, but Trump is focused on unveiling plans for a massive White House ballroom & a "triumphal arch" instead of paychecks for federal workers. Priorities! #GovernmentShutdown #MAGAPriorities #BallroomOverBudget
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
So MAGAs voted for him even though he's a rapist.
But now, they wanna get their panties in a bunch about the Epstein files?

#hypocrisy
#MAGApriorities
#ElonShowUsThen
July 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m so sad. And eggs are still getting more expensive. #WorthlessLiarInChief
#magapriorities
#stillonlyjanuary
January 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
SOOO PROUD of
MY New Mexico BLUE Rep Goes OFF in the House ON #MAGAPriorities
Wooooooboyyyyyy!!!

Democratic House Rep. Melanie Stansbury went off about Republicans discussing efficiency standards for walk-in refrigerators.

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March 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
9 police officers to protect 1 Cybertruck, this is where America's priorities are now. Imagine, if you can, that police protected trans people or black people like this or protected our children in school like this. #MAGAPriorities
April 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Saw someone post that they were "horrified" the fascist mr potato head was fined down, but nothing about the children who were also murdered today. #MagaPriorities
September 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM