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melijade.bsky.social
From my #yuumori crack fic Milverton the Matchmaker
#WIPSnips
And Sherlock was waiting, leaning on the door of the carriage while Ruskin peeked out from the curtains behind him, a worried look on his face. "Mind dropping me off, Milvy?" Sherlock took a final drag of his cigarette, dropping the remainder on the ground to stamp out the flame. "I'm afraid Bakers Street is in quite the opposite direction of my estate, Mr. Holmes." "Yes, but you aren't headed there," Sherlock replied, already opening the carriage door and stepping up inside. "You're bound for your office— the most direct route from here going right past my door." Milverton glared at Ruskin and then at Gosling, haunched with his head down and obviously trying to blend in as well as such a behemoth of a man could in the drivers seat of a carriage. He was headed back to the office, but no one was supposed to know that. What on earth was the Holmes up to? "You aren't worried to drive off in a carriage with me alone?" Milverton asked, stepping in after him and settling into the forward-facing seat beside Ruskin. "A carriage that some twenty other partygoers saw the two of us get into?" Sherlock laughed, slouching in his seat until their knees knocked together. "Even you are not so brazen. And there is nothing for you to gain... besides the ire of my brother, whose eye you have always taken great pains to avoid. We have that in common, actually."
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
Shamelessly stealing this. How interesting
Can't believe I talked about sherlock more than louis and "sherliam" shows up more than "sherlouis"
At least we have incest fairly high up alkjdfalsd;f
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December 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
melijade.bsky.social
No shirt, but references to one.

From my crack-treated-seriously #yuumori fic Milverton the Matchmaker

(Yes, I’m aware there’s a tense change here as the story slams headfirst into the present. This fic is all over the place tense wise and I hope it will make sense lol)

#WIPSnips
"I am not a party to your Moriarty plan!" Milverton snarled, heart thumping in his ears as the blade pressed sharp against the bob of his throat. William's eyes blazed, so furiously angry and close he could see tears welling at their edges. His stance shifted, blade turning and... this was it, Milverton reasoned. After everything. Distant footsteps pounded, muffled voices in the hall outside his office and then— "Mr. Milverton! Mr. Milverton, sir!" His vision swam. Ruskin...no... he could accept his own foolish end...but not — "Baron Hershel is dead!" Ruskin throws the door open but William has already vanished and Milverton is sliding slowly down the wall, dizzy and just beginning to realize his close he just came to death himself, when Ruskin is cradling his face in his hands and suddenly Milverton is dizzy for an entirely different reason and damn Holmes for putting such thoughts in his head but Ruskin is loosening Milverton's tie and slipping a a hand beneath his collar and... "Wh-what are you..." "You're bleeding!" Ruskin cries, face so close, so concerned. Oh DAMN HIM. "It's not my blood," Milverton wheezes. When he had said not to get blood on anything that had included HIM.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
melijade.bsky.social
From my crack #yuumori fic Milverton the Matchmaker

Dunno if I’m keeping this bit but it was one of the first parts I wrote
#WIPSnips
"Milverton, sir?" Ruskin's voice was small and sleepy as he padded his way in from the hallway, rubbing his eyes. "Is everything alri—!!" His eyes shot open in alarm, bare feet squaring in a defensive stance. Oh dear. Milverton waved his hands. "No, no-yes! YES! Everything is fine!" He crossed the room in three long strides and grasped Ruskin by the shoulders, pushing him back out into the hallway, despite his objections, and closing the door to give them some privacy. "What are they doing here?" Ruskin asked, voice an octave higher than normal. "I thought the point of this trip was to get away from them?" Milverton sighed and rubbed Ruskin's shoulders in what he hoped was a reassuring manner. "Very true, but it seems my problems have followed me. You know what annoying people they are." "Should I send word to Harry and Gosling—“ "No! No. It's...fine. Calling them in might complicate matters further. Holmes and Moriarty seem to have no ulterior motives for their visits. No animosity, in any case. Though...I'm fairly certain Moriarty will actually murder me if I wake the staff at this hour to prepare a room for them." "I'll check the rooms." "Just one is fine." Ruskin laughed. "Is that your revenge for showing up unannounced?"
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
linivaskarlet.bsky.social
I am running out of ideas for drinks, so Milverton got some fancy blazing cocktail....
Ruskin is out of question, I am NOt forgiving that piss incident.

At long last, I'll get to Sherlock next🙏

#yuumori
September 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
melijade.bsky.social
From my crack treated seriously #yuumori fic Milverton the Matchmaker

In which Sherlock attempts some matchmaking…or at least pointing out the very obvious
"Must I spell it out for you, Holmes?" "Oh, like you are any better." "Excuse me?" "That assistant of yours..." "Ruskin? He's my employee." Holmes shrugged. "…..and?? He thinks you hang the moon." "I control his income so I obviously do." Milverton ground his teeth together, annoyed. "It is business, Holmes. Only business." "Sure, sure." "Just because you cannot separate work from pleasure. And I would never. First rule of blackmail: never give anyone something they can hold over you." Sherlock laughed. "Oh Milvy, if there's one person you should never lie to, it's yourself."
July 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
melijade.bsky.social
From my unhinged #Yuumori nonsense fic: Milverton the Matchmaker

Wherein a few things change and Milvy accidentally ends up besties with both William and Sherlock.

This is my favorite child of my wips and I really need to finish it.
Text from a fic titled: Milverton The Matchmaker Milverton looked up from where he had been squinting at an old, very worn newspaper article Ruskin had brought to his attention, covering the research quickly with the morning's proofs. "My dear Holmes, I'm afraid your timing is—" "Did you see him?!" Sherlock grabbed the front of his desk excitedly. “…Jack the Ripper?" "Oh don't play coy with me—we both know you were there. I found your exact brand of tobacco ash in at least two places and there's a scuff on the outside of your right shoe that I wager matches a mark I found near the window of a nearby building. Nice little lookout spot. You kept your distance, and good thing— probably the only reason you're alive. But you were still involved with the conspirators." Milverton smirked, eyebrow twitching as he resisted glancing at his shoe. There was no scuff. Sherlock was bluffing. He had to be. "Are you going on record then as saying there was more than one person involved in last evening's incident?" he asked, intentionally coy this time. Sherlock's jaw shut with a click. "I thought not." Milverton laughed, delighted. “Besides, having it be the work of just one murderous individual makes a better story and ultimately sells more papers. I won't even fault you for lying." Sherlock's eyes were wide as saucers. "You did see him," he said hoarsely. "The Lord of Crime."
June 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
while fondling ruskin, kissing him, praising him.

Yes, Milverton is the luckiest soul on the planet. For he is secure enough to never lose this empire. For anyone to bring him down.
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
Ruskin doesn't see it that way. He wants to eliminate his competition. But with omegas so easily accessible, with prostitutes and whores, there are so many more children than homes in the east end. Milverton will never run out of a steady supply of virgins, even if Ruskin tried to kill them all.
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
They trust him more when Ruskin shows his face. He's not supposed to have had Ruskin yet - supposed to have waited for marriage. But Ruskin sees how young that Milverton likes them. He was not about to wait. And Milverton wasn't going to wait either.

Milverton is a bonded alpha. It makes him look
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
support (not like they would win. Not like he'd pay).

And so they've reached an ... understanding of sorts. Milverton finds a young omega on the streets, close to her first heat. He has a knack for it, can smell it on them. He uses his status to offer him or her safety, a bath, food. Ruskin helps.
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
Milverton likes Ruskin. His jealousy, so easy to manipulate, means that he will clean up the lower class omegas that Milverton finds for him. They are even dead, meaning they will not open their mouths about what was done to them. No babies will end up born, Milverton will never be sued for child
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
that once he takes an omega's virginity they go away.

Ruskin is different. His family, upper class, promised the youngling to Mr. Milverton as soon as they discovered his omega status. A relationship of convenience. Getting rid of Ruskin would be a problem for Milverton. But it's fine.
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
Ruskin is the only virigin omega that milvy kept around after the first time. they aren't exciting anymore after he tempts them once. there isn't further sin in continuing to follow one's instincts. Plus, then there is the babies and the wailing and the entitlement. No, Milverton prefers
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hergan416.bsky.social
it's valentine's day, and he can imagine nothing better. ruskin brings him his afternoon tea, eying his boss. Milverton doesn't miss the dark look in his eyes.

It's no secret that Ruskin is jealous every time that Milverton indulges in someone else. It's quite convenient, actually.
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
miwhotep.bsky.social
I imagine Ruskin always gets some very incriminating love letter to Milverton for Valentine's Day (what they laugh on together while cuddling on the sofa ❤️)
Happy Valentine's Day!
#yuumori #moriartythepatriot
February 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
miwhotep.bsky.social
I don't know if the world is ready for a pregnant Charles Augustus Milverton fanfic but here you go anyway. #yuumori #moriartythepatriot #milverton/ruskin

archiveofourown.org/works/62504371
January 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
miwhotep.bsky.social
Silly drabble
#yuumori #moriartythepatriot #milverton/ruskin
January 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
miwhotep.bsky.social
Some strawberries for my Milverton/Ruskin norus (evil norus need to get treated with caution) #moriartythepatriot #yuumori
January 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
melijade.bsky.social
Day 6: Favorite villain/antagonist

Charles Augustus Milverton

I love all the little tweaks Yuumori made to his character from the ACD canon. And I adore everything Miwhotep has done building up the Milverton/Ruskin ship.

One of these days I need to finish all my fics featuring him.
melijade.bsky.social meli @melijade.bsky.social · Jan 13
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January 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
The milverton/ruskin/reader self-ship fic has this in it. It's not really *my* thing because virginity is a social construct and I don't really see the point, but I DO like it as a kink for milvy because it just kind of adds to his creep factor for me.
zh0ngluvs.bsky.social dam ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ @zh0ngluvs.bsky.social · Sep 14
loss of virginity/innocence.
November 16, 2024 at 12:08 AM
hergan416.bsky.social
Or if you dug back far enough on tumblr I bet I posted snippets of "Knot In Y/N" which is milverton/ruskin/reader and definitely had piss.
November 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM