February 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
*motherclucker
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
*motherclucker
Trump: NATO has never answered the call.
Then how did we get this NATO medal for fighting for the US in Afghanistan motherclucker?!!
Then how did we get this NATO medal for fighting for the US in Afghanistan motherclucker?!!
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Trump: NATO has never answered the call.
Then how did we get this NATO medal for fighting for the US in Afghanistan motherclucker?!!
Then how did we get this NATO medal for fighting for the US in Afghanistan motherclucker?!!
We will most certainly not get more friendly towards China, they are - even with the US being lorded over by the orange motherclucker - still a worse enemy for everyone than the US are.
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
We will most certainly not get more friendly towards China, they are - even with the US being lorded over by the orange motherclucker - still a worse enemy for everyone than the US are.
A crocheted chicken, made by one our daughters. Sadly it’s already been named: MotherClucker 🤦♂️
January 9, 2026 at 10:37 AM
A crocheted chicken, made by one our daughters. Sadly it’s already been named: MotherClucker 🤦♂️
I’d still like to see Die Hard with Gonzo the Great playing John McClane and Camilla the Chicken playing Holly Gennaro. And, yes, John’s catchphrase would indeed be “Yippee-ki-yay, motherclucker!”
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’d still like to see Die Hard with Gonzo the Great playing John McClane and Camilla the Chicken playing Holly Gennaro. And, yes, John’s catchphrase would indeed be “Yippee-ki-yay, motherclucker!”
Found a big motherclucker this morn'. We regularly buy jumbo eggs for frying, sandwiches, etc. Large eggs are ~2oz, this jumbo was 3.25oz! Jumbos are normally ~2.7oz.
Large size is consistent for recipes, but a dozen jumbos often cost the same or less than large eggs.
Feel sorry for the hen though
Large size is consistent for recipes, but a dozen jumbos often cost the same or less than large eggs.
Feel sorry for the hen though
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Found a big motherclucker this morn'. We regularly buy jumbo eggs for frying, sandwiches, etc. Large eggs are ~2oz, this jumbo was 3.25oz! Jumbos are normally ~2.7oz.
Large size is consistent for recipes, but a dozen jumbos often cost the same or less than large eggs.
Feel sorry for the hen though
Large size is consistent for recipes, but a dozen jumbos often cost the same or less than large eggs.
Feel sorry for the hen though
using a non-swear when a swear would be more appropriate makes me really distrust a motherclucker
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
using a non-swear when a swear would be more appropriate makes me really distrust a motherclucker
How have I missed “The Hoboken Chicken Emergency” until now? A TV movie with a giant chicken seems like something that would have been on my radar when I was 10. Besides that big motherclucker, it stars Peter Billingsley, Gabe Kaplan and The DVP (Dick Van Patten). It’s MST3K worthy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
How have I missed “The Hoboken Chicken Emergency” until now? A TV movie with a giant chicken seems like something that would have been on my radar when I was 10. Besides that big motherclucker, it stars Peter Billingsley, Gabe Kaplan and The DVP (Dick Van Patten). It’s MST3K worthy.
He can come and get me himself! Diaper wearing child molesting motherclucker!
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
He can come and get me himself! Diaper wearing child molesting motherclucker!
MOTHERCLUCKER
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
MOTHERCLUCKER
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The clucking post apocalyptic delivery boy must get a parcel to a local mob boss on pain of death which soon becomes all too relevant!
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November 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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slim chickens well he does the right thing, and he lays the egg to hell yeah he lays the egg to hell
dance clucker dance let the motherclucker burn
dance clucker dance let the motherclucker burn
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
slim chickens well he does the right thing, and he lays the egg to hell yeah he lays the egg to hell
dance clucker dance let the motherclucker burn
dance clucker dance let the motherclucker burn
time to bite them
chomp chomp motherclucker
chomp chomp motherclucker
a close up of a person 's hand holding a small white cat .
ALT: a close up of a person 's hand holding a small white cat .
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October 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
time to bite them
chomp chomp motherclucker
chomp chomp motherclucker
Trump is the #1 MotherClucker 🐔✅🤪
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Trump is the #1 MotherClucker 🐔✅🤪
He was one lethal motherclucker
October 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
He was one lethal motherclucker
What a cowardly motherclucker.
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
What a cowardly motherclucker.
What did the chicken say when you told her tomorrow is Monday? 🐓: Fawkoff!
#whatthecluck #fawkoff #fowl #clucksterfawk #chickens #sayitaintso #motherclucker #caseofthemondays
#whatthecluck #fawkoff #fowl #clucksterfawk #chickens #sayitaintso #motherclucker #caseofthemondays
September 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What did the chicken say when you told her tomorrow is Monday? 🐓: Fawkoff!
#whatthecluck #fawkoff #fowl #clucksterfawk #chickens #sayitaintso #motherclucker #caseofthemondays
#whatthecluck #fawkoff #fowl #clucksterfawk #chickens #sayitaintso #motherclucker #caseofthemondays
Mood 👇
#restingchickenface #wingingit #ruffled #cluckthis #thanksihateit #saltychicken #friedday #chickens #absoltelyfowl #motherclucker
#restingchickenface #wingingit #ruffled #cluckthis #thanksihateit #saltychicken #friedday #chickens #absoltelyfowl #motherclucker
September 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Waiting for my daughter to finish up at softball and devoured this cute romance. @authorcatjohnson #motherclucker #romancebooks #romancereads #steamyreads #fallreads #indieauthors
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Waiting for my daughter to finish up at softball and devoured this cute romance. @authorcatjohnson #motherclucker #romancebooks #romancereads #steamyreads #fallreads #indieauthors
Lol, yup, they sure did, and they'll do it again, motherclucker, glad to hear it's fixed,btw, missed that update, but yeah, no this means warrrr!!!!
August 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lol, yup, they sure did, and they'll do it again, motherclucker, glad to hear it's fixed,btw, missed that update, but yeah, no this means warrrr!!!!
To burn this motherclucker down...
August 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
To burn this motherclucker down...
Ordering a MotherClucker 🫠
August 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ordering a MotherClucker 🫠