Welp, Miss 9 has refused to sing the #ponytailgate song I made up on the fly years ago unless I sing it with her so look forward to some screeching shortly.

Have I told you about the time playing Sing star I ad libbed Radiohead's Creep about John Key and Ponytailgate?

Julia Gillard has the balls I wish Louise Upston had when ponytailgate happened #nzpol

i know we're all rightfully having a Time about ponytailgate but can i also just. for like. one moment

Yup, #ponytailgate made @LastWeekTonight. https://www.facebook.com/SoHoChannel/videos/818195264935293/

#ponytailgate made me yell at my usual street-harasser extra hard today. Hosking is wrong, that construction worker is the real victim.

What the <a href="http://johnkeytouchinghair.tumblr.com/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://johnkeytouchinghair.tumblr.com/ suggests to me is that he saw fit to treat the waitress as he would a little girl. #ponytailgate

Shit is going to get bad when it's #ponytailgate x #dirtypolitics x [case which dare not speak its name].

I feel like there's a good @amyschumer sketch in #ponytailgate

Don't touch my hair John Key @johnkeypm #dontTouchMyHair #ponytailgate http://t.co/2mMIo1JHiF

But can we please stop appending "-gate" to every single scandal? Calling it #ponytailgate belittles a repeated pattern of harassment.

Okay, #ponytailgate made Fox News. I think it's officially bigger than Eminem suing National now.

I'm almost going to be disappointed if #ponytailgate doesn't make @LastWeekTonight this week.

What an idiot...even a 5 year knows better 😏 #ponytailgate

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Cray check: +3 craypoints if @whaleoil takes credit for #ponytailgate.