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they don’t call you the titty sommelier for nothing!!
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I have more thoughts on this. You ever see titties out at thanksgiving or Christmas? No, you don’t. Someone’s damn grandma would cause a scene and ruin the good vibes of titties being out. 4th of July seems like a natural holiday to let them hang out but no one ever does. Halloween number 1
Halloween is the best holiday because women just let their titties hang out and everyone is cool about it. We need more titty centric holidays like Halloween.
twitter ads are getting more bizarre and esoteric by the day.
here for you if you ever need anything. been there and, yeah. ♥️
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People act like Musk isn’t an innovator but we finally have a very very expensive vehicle that repels women
the chanel wrapping fried me!!!
good morning, trash roses.
so fuckin reductive and unfunny!!!!
i am DEEPLY offended by olympic pole vaulters!!!!!!!! everyone will hear about it!!!!!!!!!!
i am in my early forties!!!!!! i especially do not have time for any of that tumblr shit!
yeah right?? deeply tacky opinion.
“oh you want to be healthier?? THAT’S FATPHOBIC” jesus christ seethe somewhere else! who gives a shit!
some absolute dipshit on here told me in a serious tone that my posting about running was ableist. girl shut the fuck up!
Warranted or not, the perception is that this is the Scold Website. If you actually want anyone to be here, you're gonna have to get a little cooler about people understandably having to navigate the declining number of social spaces
deeply need this achewood product to be real.
the lack of group chats, the fact that i can’t turn off an individual’s reposts, and can’t make accounts private are huge detractors.
This is absolutely the thing that's stopping more people from coming over here. When I pitched everyone on migrating yesterday, this was the #1 concern. Sorry but it is crazy for this website to not have group chats in 2025 lol
bluesky needs group chats so bad
oh, to be a woman with emeril’s voluptuous eyebrows.
who will finger his neck pussy??
The criminal is upset that Time used this pic on their cover. So in his infinite wisdom, he decided to call it out. And I’m here to help.

“I never liked taking pictures from underneath.”
~ The Criminal
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Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.
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It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”
y’all watch the john candy documentary yet?? loved it. just wonderful.