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@1milliondollars.bsky.social

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · Jan 12

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👻ZyFEARa👻 @zyphira.bsky.social · Mar 7

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 5h

buddy *i* shouldn't be drinking this. what chance do you got

declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 5h

william is utterly enchanted by this cherry pepsi i got

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 12h

what we forget is that the thunder cross split attack is the only attack to combine both offense and defense

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 12h

hell there's an idea

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

"The hills have eyes" is a cautionary tale about having some stuff

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 13h

neighbors started a throwing-shit argument at 12:45AM and let that go on until about 3 and that's why i got 4 and a half hours of sleep before deciding to call work off

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 1d

do not my friends become addicted to [dissiddia psp fighting games]. it will take hold of you, and you will begin to resent its absence

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

it's like. maybe good things can happen. but they don't. it's just sideways things happen. and that's what's for dinner. and i have to make my peace with this

declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

the split fucking second that i thought god had returned to the earth

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

literally the only thing being spoiled to me about this game is that hinako is apparently gene from god hand

declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

oh that is the wrong picture. well in my defense i had to stay up late and work was very busy.

declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

shift complete

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

honest to god thought id been following you this whole time lol

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

it's damn true

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · May 18

hey man how's it going! it's me! my god you've gotten tall. how're you doing man? you working in movies like you said? helllll yeah man that's fuckin RIGHT! awesome! i'm so proud of you. money's good? nice, nice—oh damn, los angeles?! like GOOD los angeles, right? nice, nice. fucking amazing i am so happy for you. what have i been up to? ahh, up to this and that. desk job right now, got a high-rise office with this big fuckoff window so that's great but i've been thinking of making a change and doing something artsy. maybe even move to LA! naahhhhh nahh i'm kidding, that's your turf. city couldn't handle me and mine, haha. oh my god right! yeah, i got a wife! yeah, remember the last time we talked in senior year, we were talking about anime and you ranked your waifus and a couple years ago i decided to turn your #1 into a tupla and marry her. she's my joy man. every day is a marvel. love is something amazing you find out something you love about her and yourself every day. i've gone outside not just for work every day she's just amazing. sunsets are so beautiful with someone else beside you man. also doing a lot of heavy lifting for me is the crazy tax break you get marrying someone who didn't exist in your plane of reality when obama was president, it's like as good as having like 20 kids. no she doesn't know who you are and i've never told her about you. here's a picture of us at walt disney world

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

its some strain on my back so im not out there as much but during the pandemic i was hittin the infinity big bang storm about as often as i could do it. lotta guys buying trashy cars with their covid stipend so id scatter them to the langrage points and their time in death would pass silently

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

when im at boston pizza with a friend and tell the waiter its their birthday even though its not

declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

picture of me

chaos from dissidia final fantasy, likeness sourced from declan 1milliondollars

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

the one thing russo got right about his obsession with crash TV is that if you ever look back on any particular three month span of your own life you could easily squeeze in "kevin nash does not show up to do his job" into there

declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

vince russo is undergoing brain surgery for receiving three concussions in three months at three separate pay-per-views. he is in stable condition and is barely alive

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Puzzled-Artist@Working @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 1d

Somehow dragon ball fighterz returned

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

what do you mean dragonball fighterz is getting another patch and another goku

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