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Tara 🐢

Tara 🐢

@4jinxremoving.bsky.social

1.4K followers 830 following 10K posts

Trash writer, dog lover, Arsenal, Real Madrid, La Liga. Downstate Illinois.

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Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · Nov 17

In light of allegations of people being too "twee" on here. You guys better unfollow me if you're looking for any critical football analysis from me beyond, "Riccardo Calafiori has pretty hair." I'm just warning you.

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Misandrosaurus Hex @bexone.bsky.social · 5h

I also suspect they’re gonna shatter some preconceptions about what those SNAP and WIC dollars contribute to the community as a whole

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 1h

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

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BOO-nlighting @goonlighting.bsky.social · 3h

The MOTD account apparently shared a silly "Here's the Premier League table if only set-piece goals counted" thing, but we really should have a "Here's the Premier League table if only goals by very handsome defenders counted."

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 3h

The Lowdown is pretty good.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 3h

What's happening is Handsome FC, guys. 😂

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 4h

This is the dumbest timeline.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 6h

Today is a really good day to put on a pot of soup and watch some shows or a movie.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 7h

It's really not Clasico unless the most ridiculous fight breaks out.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 7h

This fight. The spirit of the Clasico. 😂

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 7h

9 mins of added time? 🙄

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 7h

Well, paid for past tense because I'd already decided I was done when this runs out.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 7h

Oh a Walmart ad side by side with the waning mins of El Clasico. @espn.com what the hell am I even paying for?

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 8h

I don't remember a table so wacky in a long time.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 8h

That will do it. ♥️

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 8h

Now is not the time for fooling around

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CallieBalloo @redsoledgooner.bsky.social · 8h

6 minutes of stoppage. 3 minutes for each of Gabriel’s cojones.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 8h

Piero on for Riccardo which is a close handsomeness swap. It's as good as it's gonna get.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 8h

Declan I hope you're just tired.

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Jenny @jenab00.bsky.social · 9h

Those watching on Peacock, does it not seem like the commentators are trying very hard to give Arsenal the commentators curse?

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 9h

Omg Big Gabi racked himself on the goalpost. 😱

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M @mistermarimo.bsky.social · 9h

Welcome back, Eddie. Please have a quiet one.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 9h

Hi Eddie.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 9h

If that would've gone in it woulda been something else 😅

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 9h

I think it's a Quencher but I can't remember if it's 30 or 40 ounces.

Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 9h

I won The Stanley Cup, obviously.