Misandrosaurus Bex
@bexone.bsky.social
Terrorist princess and bird site X-ile
Sarcasm Threat Level remains fuchsia/purple/danger danger Will Robinson
Sarcasm Threat Level remains fuchsia/purple/danger danger Will Robinson
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
(A) stop feeling pressure to be perfect;
(B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning;
(C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer
(B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning;
(C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
(A) stop feeling pressure to be perfect;
(B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning;
(C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer
(B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning;
(C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
The Chotiner
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The Chotiner
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
The honey baked ham store decided that one single line combining both pre-orders AND the fools trying to buy last minute was the way to go
It’s neat how we can tell every time one of the latter reaches the front of the line
It’s neat how we can tell every time one of the latter reaches the front of the line
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The honey baked ham store decided that one single line combining both pre-orders AND the fools trying to buy last minute was the way to go
It’s neat how we can tell every time one of the latter reaches the front of the line
It’s neat how we can tell every time one of the latter reaches the front of the line
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
It’s wild to see the response to the “male loneliness epidemic” cause when it was women who were lonely we were told to work on ourselves and the right man would come along. We were told all types of ways to make ourselves appealing to men.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It’s wild to see the response to the “male loneliness epidemic” cause when it was women who were lonely we were told to work on ourselves and the right man would come along. We were told all types of ways to make ourselves appealing to men.
Not one of these dudes is actually cool enough to hang out shooting the shit in a parking lot
I've seen this image enough now that I feel like I should point out it's fake.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Not one of these dudes is actually cool enough to hang out shooting the shit in a parking lot
I am never leaving this couch again.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I am never leaving this couch again.
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
Sitting in an awkward position that I’m definitely gonna regret by tomorrow if not tonight because the more-skittish cat plopped herself down ON me
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sitting in an awkward position that I’m definitely gonna regret by tomorrow if not tonight because the more-skittish cat plopped herself down ON me
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
If people who did Online Trust and Safety got as alarmed about Racism and unfair moderation as they did kids we’d never be here ..
But the minute you get loud about it they stop talking to you so let me be loud
NON WHITE KIDS ARE KIDS TOO SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT RACISM YOURE TALKING ABOUT KIDS
But the minute you get loud about it they stop talking to you so let me be loud
NON WHITE KIDS ARE KIDS TOO SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT RACISM YOURE TALKING ABOUT KIDS
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If people who did Online Trust and Safety got as alarmed about Racism and unfair moderation as they did kids we’d never be here ..
But the minute you get loud about it they stop talking to you so let me be loud
NON WHITE KIDS ARE KIDS TOO SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT RACISM YOURE TALKING ABOUT KIDS
But the minute you get loud about it they stop talking to you so let me be loud
NON WHITE KIDS ARE KIDS TOO SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT RACISM YOURE TALKING ABOUT KIDS
Is this mf’er literally taking credit for turkeys coming down in price the day we’re literally on the edge of “that frozen turkey ain’t gonna thaw in time” and stores are trying to move inventory?
WELKER: How long do people have to wait for the cost of living to come down?
BESSENT: Interest rates and down and now we are starting to see the affordability -- the prices get better. Turkey prices are down 16%
BESSENT: Interest rates and down and now we are starting to see the affordability -- the prices get better. Turkey prices are down 16%
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Is this mf’er literally taking credit for turkeys coming down in price the day we’re literally on the edge of “that frozen turkey ain’t gonna thaw in time” and stores are trying to move inventory?
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for others and I want that for me
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for others and I want that for me
Got a temp position in a hospital med rec department, got converted to perm, my boss looked at me and said “I fucking hate coding the records, wanna learn?”
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Got a temp position in a hospital med rec department, got converted to perm, my boss looked at me and said “I fucking hate coding the records, wanna learn?”
Bullies don’t respect the people who fold under their bullying, that’s kind of the whole bully thing
Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Bullies don’t respect the people who fold under their bullying, that’s kind of the whole bully thing
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
my "i waited to fuck Olivia Nuzzi until it was legal" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
It’s very funny to me that he apparently considers this detail exculpatory www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
my "i waited to fuck Olivia Nuzzi until it was legal" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
But anyway, here’s “Wonderwall”
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
But anyway, here’s “Wonderwall”
Reposted by Misandrosaurus Bex
Fight the real enemy.
It's been SEVEN hours and
fifteen days
fifteen days
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Fight the real enemy.
At the OTHER hockey game and waiting to see how soon it becomes Aggressive Hugging Time
Last night’s game between these same teams ended with 9 minors, two fighting majors, and SEVEN ten minute misconducts for a total of 98 PIM, are we taking the over or the under here?
Last night’s game between these same teams ended with 9 minors, two fighting majors, and SEVEN ten minute misconducts for a total of 98 PIM, are we taking the over or the under here?
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
At the OTHER hockey game and waiting to see how soon it becomes Aggressive Hugging Time
Last night’s game between these same teams ended with 9 minors, two fighting majors, and SEVEN ten minute misconducts for a total of 98 PIM, are we taking the over or the under here?
Last night’s game between these same teams ended with 9 minors, two fighting majors, and SEVEN ten minute misconducts for a total of 98 PIM, are we taking the over or the under here?
An extremely un-hockey dessert
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
An extremely un-hockey dessert
Ps my hat has BALLS
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ps my hat has BALLS