goonlighting
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Arsenal supporter. He/him.
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weird dream. i was applying for some kind of engineering / rescue (?) job. so i go to a building and the person tasked with my interview is... benzema. he asked me to explain to him how i would handle a landslide on venus. i don't think i'm getting this job, guys 🤪
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
weird dream. i was applying for some kind of engineering / rescue (?) job. so i go to a building and the person tasked with my interview is... benzema. he asked me to explain to him how i would handle a landslide on venus. i don't think i'm getting this job, guys 🤪
at tonight's pickup vb, a high school kid asked me how long i've been playing. i did the math and told him 35 years. so... about twice as long as he's been alive 😅👶🏻👴🏼
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
at tonight's pickup vb, a high school kid asked me how long i've been playing. i did the math and told him 35 years. so... about twice as long as he's been alive 😅👶🏻👴🏼
cannnot wait for the upcoming podcast from rosenior & howe. possible title: Winning Without Winning
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
cannnot wait for the upcoming podcast from rosenior & howe. possible title: Winning Without Winning
just saw the latest score. oof. if i were eddie howe, i'd just play this song in the locker room during halftime and tell them to go do their thing
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
just saw the latest score. oof. if i were eddie howe, i'd just play this song in the locker room during halftime and tell them to go do their thing
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oh boy, arsecast is going to be fun, isn't it ☺️
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
oh boy, arsecast is going to be fun, isn't it ☺️
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After seeing Arsenal players leave and score against us/play well in game after game that we lost, seeing Havertz score last night against them and beat them to get to a final felt more like therapy than football. Seriously, look at this photo.
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
After seeing Arsenal players leave and score against us/play well in game after game that we lost, seeing Havertz score last night against them and beat them to get to a final felt more like therapy than football. Seriously, look at this photo.
BREAKING: PGMOL has determined that Riccardo Calafiori entered the pitch to celebrate two seconds before Kai Havertz's shot was officially a goal, a serious infraction. As a result, a replay with Chelsea will be scheduled as soon as possible. 😢
February 4, 2026 at 12:40 PM
BREAKING: PGMOL has determined that Riccardo Calafiori entered the pitch to celebrate two seconds before Kai Havertz's shot was officially a goal, a serious infraction. As a result, a replay with Chelsea will be scheduled as soon as possible. 😢
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LOL, how did I missed this clip.
This is just brilliant, can't remember the squad and staff enjoying a goal more than this one in the past 2 seasons.
They enjoyed it even more than fans 😂
And Calafiori 🤣🤣🤣
#Arsenal 🔴⚪
This is just brilliant, can't remember the squad and staff enjoying a goal more than this one in the past 2 seasons.
They enjoyed it even more than fans 😂
And Calafiori 🤣🤣🤣
#Arsenal 🔴⚪
February 4, 2026 at 8:51 AM
LOL, how did I missed this clip.
This is just brilliant, can't remember the squad and staff enjoying a goal more than this one in the past 2 seasons.
They enjoyed it even more than fans 😂
And Calafiori 🤣🤣🤣
#Arsenal 🔴⚪
This is just brilliant, can't remember the squad and staff enjoying a goal more than this one in the past 2 seasons.
They enjoyed it even more than fans 😂
And Calafiori 🤣🤣🤣
#Arsenal 🔴⚪
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the video of Calafiori celebrating is amazing. he started after Kai's first touch and was on the pitch before the ball hit the back of the net
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
the video of Calafiori celebrating is amazing. he started after Kai's first touch and was on the pitch before the ball hit the back of the net
me when i read a post saying "arsenal would be the most boring team to win the league"
a man is making a funny face and says i don 't care !
Alt: The moment in The Fugitive where Gerard says "I don't care!"
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February 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
me when i read a post saying "arsenal would be the most boring team to win the league"
mood watching fan videos of kai's goal
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
mood watching fan videos of kai's goal
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This, had me absolutely howling. I wonder if a bit of Flubber snuck it's way into his shoe? 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This, had me absolutely howling. I wonder if a bit of Flubber snuck it's way into his shoe? 🤣
update: it got better as it went ☺️
tomorrow i have a dentist appointment (boo) then some lunchtime pickup volleyball (yay) and then arsenal vs chelsea (boo/yay, depending). i just hope the day keep getting better as it goes
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
update: it got better as it went ☺️
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To come through that unbelievably congested period of games still in both league cups, top of the champions league table and 6 points clear in the prem is pretty bloody remarkable
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
To come through that unbelievably congested period of games still in both league cups, top of the champions league table and 6 points clear in the prem is pretty bloody remarkable
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ABSOLUTE SCENES AT THE EMIRATES!!! ⚽ #afc #arsenal #carabaocup
YouTube video by Arsenal Presser
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February 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Ahh i LOVE the sound of the Havertz goal. It has the perfect crowd noises.
The G'WAAAAN as he picks up Rice's pass.
The split second of near silence when everyone holds their breath.
Another G'WAAAN (shorter than before) as he rounds the keeper and then......
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
The G'WAAAAN as he picks up Rice's pass.
The split second of near silence when everyone holds their breath.
Another G'WAAAN (shorter than before) as he rounds the keeper and then......
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Ahh i LOVE the sound of the Havertz goal. It has the perfect crowd noises.
The G'WAAAAN as he picks up Rice's pass.
The split second of near silence when everyone holds their breath.
Another G'WAAAN (shorter than before) as he rounds the keeper and then......
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
The G'WAAAAN as he picks up Rice's pass.
The split second of near silence when everyone holds their breath.
Another G'WAAAN (shorter than before) as he rounds the keeper and then......
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
did you know the angel (north london forever) 7" has a b-side:
Fuck Chelsea forever again
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
did you know the angel (north london forever) 7" has a b-side:
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is there a better dopamine hit than a Kai Havertz goal against Chels?
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
is there a better dopamine hit than a Kai Havertz goal against Chels?
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Love this tho
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Love this tho
rosenior? arteta & the gunners hazed him like a rofreshman 🤓
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
rosenior? arteta & the gunners hazed him like a rofreshman 🤓
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I did get a special satisfaction out of the Chelsea fan sitting behind me at the bar relentlessly chatting shit all game suddenly going quiet the second Kai rounded the keeper and silently walking out 😊
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I did get a special satisfaction out of the Chelsea fan sitting behind me at the bar relentlessly chatting shit all game suddenly going quiet the second Kai rounded the keeper and silently walking out 😊
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Whats German for schadenfreude?
a soccer player wearing a red jersey that says emirates fly better on it
ALT: a soccer player wearing a red jersey that says emirates fly better on it
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February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Whats German for schadenfreude?