goonlighting
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Arsenal supporter. He/him.
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Reddit user asks William Saliba: What do you think is the best attribute of your game? His answer? 😂
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Reddit user asks William Saliba: What do you think is the best attribute of your game? His answer? 😂
next time an arsenal player gets an acl injury and is out for weeks/months/season, i'm just going to watch this video and 😭
Lindsey Vonn tore her ACL last week. It's a debilitating injury that can take anywhere from six to nine months--hold up
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
next time an arsenal player gets an acl injury and is out for weeks/months/season, i'm just going to watch this video and 😭
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The two sheep farmers in the region secretly long for each other.
Bleated Rivalry
Bleated Rivalry
The two best rugged defensive midfielders in the league secretly long for each other.
Cleated Rivalry.
Cleated Rivalry.
The two best chairs salesmen in the county secretly pine for each other.
Seated Rivalry.
Seated Rivalry.
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The two sheep farmers in the region secretly long for each other.
Bleated Rivalry
Bleated Rivalry
The two best rugged defensive midfielders in the league secretly long for each other.
Cleated Rivalry.
Cleated Rivalry.
The two best chairs salesmen in the county secretly pine for each other.
Seated Rivalry.
Seated Rivalry.
February 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The two best rugged defensive midfielders in the league secretly long for each other.
Cleated Rivalry.
Cleated Rivalry.
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
loooooool my son is going to love this 😅
Mikel Arteta hitting 67 in a press conference was definitely NOT on my 2026 bingo card 😂
YouTube video by ESPN UK
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February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
loooooool my son is going to love this 😅
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Somewhat skeptical about the PL’s new LGBTQ+ History Month endeavours but I am a fan of the raft of graphics they’re putting out and I love ours. Look at Gunnersaurus 🥹
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Somewhat skeptical about the PL’s new LGBTQ+ History Month endeavours but I am a fan of the raft of graphics they’re putting out and I love ours. Look at Gunnersaurus 🥹
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Taken from Big Gabi's wifes Insta Vlog. Havertz goal told in 4 stages. Look at the guy working in the box 👌
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Taken from Big Gabi's wifes Insta Vlog. Havertz goal told in 4 stages. Look at the guy working in the box 👌
come on arsenal. you can stop using twitter too. come on
"After a report highlighting concerns about sexual exploitation on X, the New Brunswick government will stop using the social media platform." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
N.B. government to stop using social media platform X after request from advocate | CBC News
Following a report highlighting concerns about sexualization and exploitation on X, formerly Twitter, the New Brunswick government will stop using the social media platform.
www.cbc.ca
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
come on arsenal. you can stop using twitter too. come on
i listened to and followed my instincts. as in, i decided against becoming a man united fan despite my country's national hero captain playing for them at the time when i was getting into pl and looking for a team to support
When you look at the person you are today, what is something that makes you proud?
February 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i listened to and followed my instincts. as in, i decided against becoming a man united fan despite my country's national hero captain playing for them at the time when i was getting into pl and looking for a team to support
“When you warm up, you have your half, the other team have their half... In that moment, I didn’t think it was right where they were operating... It’s just what I think is right and respectful... I didn’t think that respect was shown to my team..."
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
“When you warm up, you have your half, the other team have their half... In that moment, I didn’t think it was right where they were operating... It’s just what I think is right and respectful... I didn’t think that respect was shown to my team..."
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happy birthday to our stina 🫶🏻
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
happy birthday to our stina 🫶🏻
joining in whenever you hear a rousing rendition of "tottenham get battered"
February 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
joining in whenever you hear a rousing rendition of "tottenham get battered"
reasons why i started supporting arsenal, in order of good to silly
1. i enjoyed watching wengerball
2. i wanted a team based in london
3. manager seemed smart & eloquent
4. my favorite color is red
5. i wanted team name to be one (1) word only
6. manager was tall & lanky like me, very relatable
1. i enjoyed watching wengerball
2. i wanted a team based in london
3. manager seemed smart & eloquent
4. my favorite color is red
5. i wanted team name to be one (1) word only
6. manager was tall & lanky like me, very relatable
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
reasons why i started supporting arsenal, in order of good to silly
1. i enjoyed watching wengerball
2. i wanted a team based in london
3. manager seemed smart & eloquent
4. my favorite color is red
5. i wanted team name to be one (1) word only
6. manager was tall & lanky like me, very relatable
1. i enjoyed watching wengerball
2. i wanted a team based in london
3. manager seemed smart & eloquent
4. my favorite color is red
5. i wanted team name to be one (1) word only
6. manager was tall & lanky like me, very relatable
me whenever the arsenal lose a match. not very often lately, thank goodness
A panel from one of the last Peanuts comics. I think of it often.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
me whenever the arsenal lose a match. not very often lately, thank goodness
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The fact that the media narrative is all about how boring we are or how anti-football we are or some other shit, instead of this, is telling. Any other club, the story would be this, it’s the kind of shit books will be written about because it’s a goddamn fairytale story.
“That a former club captain with no managerial experience has led the club from the (relative) doldrums and looks on course to deliver a first league title in 22 years.”
There’s a really great story happening here if we can just slow down and appreciate it (obviously easier said than done)
There’s a really great story happening here if we can just slow down and appreciate it (obviously easier said than done)
This week's column is about learning to enjoy and relish the anxiety of the title race 👇🔴⚪️
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The fact that the media narrative is all about how boring we are or how anti-football we are or some other shit, instead of this, is telling. Any other club, the story would be this, it’s the kind of shit books will be written about because it’s a goddamn fairytale story.
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Happy birthday to this legend
a female soccer player with the number 25 on her shorts is kicking a soccer ball .
Alt: Stina Blackstenius gif scoring at the Champions League final against Barcelona followed by holding a Player of the Match award and the Champions League trophy.
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Happy birthday to this legend
reasonable solutions to man city's silly request
- guehi plays, but they have to play with 10 players from kickoff
- guehi plays, but arsenal gets to pick a player man city have to drop (erling)
- guehi plays, but all of man city wears clown makeup & costume & shoes while wearing number "115"
- guehi plays, but they have to play with 10 players from kickoff
- guehi plays, but arsenal gets to pick a player man city have to drop (erling)
- guehi plays, but all of man city wears clown makeup & costume & shoes while wearing number "115"
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
reasonable solutions to man city's silly request
- guehi plays, but they have to play with 10 players from kickoff
- guehi plays, but arsenal gets to pick a player man city have to drop (erling)
- guehi plays, but all of man city wears clown makeup & costume & shoes while wearing number "115"
- guehi plays, but they have to play with 10 players from kickoff
- guehi plays, but arsenal gets to pick a player man city have to drop (erling)
- guehi plays, but all of man city wears clown makeup & costume & shoes while wearing number "115"
weird dream. i was applying for some kind of engineering / rescue (?) job. so i go to a building and the person tasked with my interview is... benzema. he asked me to explain to him how i would handle a landslide on venus. i don't think i'm getting this job, guys 🤪
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
weird dream. i was applying for some kind of engineering / rescue (?) job. so i go to a building and the person tasked with my interview is... benzema. he asked me to explain to him how i would handle a landslide on venus. i don't think i'm getting this job, guys 🤪
at tonight's pickup vb, a high school kid asked me how long i've been playing. i did the math and told him 35 years. so... about twice as long as he's been alive 😅👶🏻👴🏼
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
at tonight's pickup vb, a high school kid asked me how long i've been playing. i did the math and told him 35 years. so... about twice as long as he's been alive 😅👶🏻👴🏼
cannnot wait for the upcoming podcast from rosenior & howe. possible title: Winning Without Winning
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
cannnot wait for the upcoming podcast from rosenior & howe. possible title: Winning Without Winning
just saw the latest score. oof. if i were eddie howe, i'd just play this song in the locker room during halftime and tell them to go do their thing
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
just saw the latest score. oof. if i were eddie howe, i'd just play this song in the locker room during halftime and tell them to go do their thing
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oh boy, arsecast is going to be fun, isn't it ☺️
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
oh boy, arsecast is going to be fun, isn't it ☺️
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After seeing Arsenal players leave and score against us/play well in game after game that we lost, seeing Havertz score last night against them and beat them to get to a final felt more like therapy than football. Seriously, look at this photo.
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
After seeing Arsenal players leave and score against us/play well in game after game that we lost, seeing Havertz score last night against them and beat them to get to a final felt more like therapy than football. Seriously, look at this photo.