Tara 🐢
@4jinxremoving.bsky.social
Trash writer, dog lover, Arsenal, Real Madrid, La Liga. Downstate Illinois.
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Tara 🐢
@4jinxremoving.bsky.social
· Nov 17
In light of allegations of people being too "twee" on here. You guys better unfollow me if you're looking for any critical football analysis from me beyond, "Riccardo Calafiori has pretty hair." I'm just warning you.
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Proper Arsenal this lad
Mikel Arteta has confirmed that Max Dowman has picked up an injury and is expected to be sidelined for weeks.
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Proper Arsenal this lad
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Well, if we’re struggling for a role on the right, at least we know that Marli Salmon can fillet.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Well, if we’re struggling for a role on the right, at least we know that Marli Salmon can fillet.
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I’m a sockeye for youth talent
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m a sockeye for youth talent
Oh they're putting Real Madrid/City on just in time for the whistle. Ugh, poor Xabi. 😭
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh they're putting Real Madrid/City on just in time for the whistle. Ugh, poor Xabi. 😭
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We spawned another wonderkid, it's all upstream from here
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We spawned another wonderkid, it's all upstream from here
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from what i've seen, i think marli has potential to play as a lox-to-lox midfielder
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
from what i've seen, i think marli has potential to play as a lox-to-lox midfielder
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How rude of their keeper to not let Ethan score.
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
How rude of their keeper to not let Ethan score.
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I bet Stankoffish has heard thousands.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I bet Stankoffish has heard thousands.
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Leaping to assumptions
I don't have any Salmon jokes.
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Leaping to assumptions
That child Brugge fan looks like Mike Meyers brother in So I Married An Axe Murderer. 😂
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
That child Brugge fan looks like Mike Meyers brother in So I Married An Axe Murderer. 😂
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i am waiting for martin to exchange passes with marli so i can post "wow what a surprise, a norwegian is enjoying salmon"
I don't have any Salmon jokes.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i am waiting for martin to exchange passes with marli so i can post "wow what a surprise, a norwegian is enjoying salmon"
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paul, on the third day:
Welcome back, Jesus.
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
paul, on the third day:
I don't have any Salmon jokes.
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don't have any Salmon jokes.
Welcome back, Jesus.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Welcome back, Jesus.
GABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
GABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONI AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
NONI AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just checked the Real Madrid/City score.
a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
ALT: a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I just checked the Real Madrid/City score.
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"last cb, I gave you my heart, the very next day, you broke your leg. this year, to save me from tears, i'll buy up all the others."
"Last Center Back" to the tune of Last Cigarette by Dramarama.
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"last cb, I gave you my heart, the very next day, you broke your leg. this year, to save me from tears, i'll buy up all the others."
That guy has a hat on that says "My Dog is My Child." Same, dude.
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
That guy has a hat on that says "My Dog is My Child." Same, dude.
What happened to Noni?
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What happened to Noni?
I have no idea what is going on. 😂
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have no idea what is going on. 😂
"Last Center Back" to the tune of Last Cigarette by Dramarama.
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Last Center Back" to the tune of Last Cigarette by Dramarama.
"Deeply congested spell.." also me with this cold.
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Deeply congested spell.." also me with this cold.