A [rapey] Felon President
@afelonpresident.com
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Fuck Trump, Vance, and the MAGAs who ride him for money. Repeal Citizens United.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
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Trump in 2017: “Qatar has been a funder of terrorism at a very high level.”

Trump administration in 2025: We are building a Qatari Air Force facility in the United States.
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Who is going to entrust their children to Melania Trump?

This is a soft launch for a PR campaign, but Melania Trump is a whore who married a criminal and that criminal could be a child rapist...

A possible child rapist who lost the Nobel Peace Prize to a female in Venezuela. 😂
cruthritter.bsky.social
This should go over just about as well as the Alaskan Summit 🤣
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
At least someone associated with Trump acknowledges that the war criminal’s barbarian horde kidnapped children.
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kackbro.bsky.social
The Whiny Little Karen Chumpette,
Always Willing To Sue Folks For
Being So Despised.......
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wutangforchildren.bsky.social
Protect the Portland frog at all costs 💪
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Better than a bomb threat.
paleofuture.bsky.social
Seems like a bad idea to fire air traffic controllers when there's already a shortage but what do I know
Sean Duffy Threatens to Fire Air Traffic Controllers as 10% Call Out Sick During Shutdown
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Peter Thiel divulges more about who he really is...

As soon as Trump gets elected, freaks who drink blood and ass-fuck roadkill start coming out of all these wealthy homes.

If dudes are raping kids, anything you wanna do becomes chill in America's new Camelot.
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Once Obamacare enrollment drops to a point they will have standing to undo it.

Not putting more pressure on Johnson and Trump means they can just run out the clock on open enrollment.

The Democrats think this is just a shutdown and are sitting on their hands.

You and yours are next.
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Merrick Garland, after J/6 chose not to charge Trump with insurrection and treason.

Merrick didn't do anything. As a result, really a couple million could die just from the USAID cuts, right? Colombian fishermen, a lady in Chicago last weekend.

Their on Merrick.
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Why can't you sort videos by language on Netflix?

Watching an action movie done in Swedish and dubbed into English by high school kids sucks monkey balls.

Netflix is ass.
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Seeing good people fucked over by Trump and Israel's stooge army breeds rage, huh?

Makes me want to say things I can't. But I hope they happen nevertheless. .
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That's what would make it so scary.

Drop a dude in an immigration holding tank, and check a couple wrong boxes and voila! lunch in Uganda.
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I was Don Estupido for jousting with a windbag.
empty52.bsky.social
The fucking Dem trolls again. No self awareness, completely detached from reality.
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@mrsavilerow.bsky.social

work out your own logic. Just because I won't vote for Kamala a second time, doesn't mean I like to demean women.

Kamala is bitter, so she shat on her co-workers. Is that an admirable quality?
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🤣 serious?

I won't vote for anyone who trash-talks their team instead of fixing it.

Dude put Maureen Comey in the white house and this is a different conversation. There are TONS of really, really qualified folks - yes females, but Kamala - best intentions or not is the one.
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Four years of ribbon cutting events opening up food courts in federal buildings doesn't a president make...

I'd rather have Al Gore or Spike Lee.
mrsavilerow.bsky.social
Take it to the Supreme Court?:
Since Fuck Face refuses to be President for all Americans, shouldn't the "Radical Left" be able to declare Kamala Harris our President?
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I didn't intend to imply shit.

What you are doing is a good thing.

To be ABSOLUTELY clear - These bumper stickers are
a.) a good price,
b.) a legit form of protest, and
c.) a worthwhile purchase regardless of who ownership could be, simply because they will help educate and inform folks.
People like to talk about how corporations are buying up all the houses in the country. The cost of that lands on GOP and Republicans mostly when you read about it in the news.

A former client of mine inherited stupid money, his wife inherited far more (Old mining money).

Even if they have a framed copy of Trump's conviction hanging in their living room, they still lent money to corporations for the purpose of buying single-family residential homes.  

While we blame Republicans for what they do, wealthy Democrats hear the same strategies and end up going the same route - sometimes they are the ones who innovate on the wrong doing, sometimes they aren’t. They love doing it because GOP dickheads get the blame.

So yeah, when I saw a 'blue' business making money on a political evolution, it occurred to me the some MAGA companies would want to make money off Libs. 

And people want to know who they buy from? So tell them or leave it a mystery...
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Colorado - I love you, truly - but rub it out before you vote next time.

People were like, 'she's cute, and AOC also came from the service industry.'

You gotta check details. Slagging hashbrowns and scrapple for tips isn't the same as blow jobs for Tahoe payments and crack.
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Boehbert unhanded the stripper pole long enough to unclench her lipstick covered starfish and launch a bucket of racist excrement onto America.

On the ranch, she sometimes locks herself in the cow's insemination shack and uses the syringes like blow-pops.

Let's be civil folks.
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Boehbert unhanded the stripper pole long enough to unclench her lipstick covered starfish and launch a bucket of racist excrement onto America.

On the ranch, she sometimes locks herself in the cow's insemination shack and uses the syringes like blow-pops.

Let's be civil folks.
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Not sure if Trump is angry at Colombia's president for calling him out?

I give you, Tulsi Gabbard and America's Not-so-Clandestine Service.
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Sea World in the US is no better.

These companies leverage an animal's intelligence as a way to draw crowds then profit from what I'd refer to as slavery and almost perpetual sensory deprivation.
justiceforall.bsky.social
#Marineland Tbh, I’m torn as to what the better solution is, they deserve freedom, but freedom comes w greater risk. Either way, Marineland needs to be made to pay post land sale. They do not deserve a windfall post this decades long, animal abuse laden tragedy. #MakeThemPay
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This is a developing possibility, the downside being if it went through there is a chance these already victimized whales could be hunted by the same #Inuit people seeking to save them. A pretty big disconnect on their part 🙁
#Marineland #SaveTheWhales
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They are running down the clock on open enrollment.

The longer they delay the fewer people they have to insure for another 12 months.

They are getting exactly what they want because we're not protesting and forcing the convo.
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Mike Johnson: "It's about keeping Congress operating so we can get to healthcare. We always were going to. They're lying to you. Okay? The healthcare issues were always gonna be something discussed, deliberated, contemplated, and debated in October and November."