A [rapey] Felon President
@afelonpresident.com
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Fuck Trump, Vance, and the MAGAs who ride him for money. Repeal Citizens United.
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That's what would make it so scary.

Drop a dude in an immigration holding tank, and check a couple wrong boxes and voila! lunch in Uganda.
afelonpresident.com
I was Don Estupido for jousting with a windbag.
empty52.bsky.social
The fucking Dem trolls again. No self awareness, completely detached from reality.
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@mrsavilerow.bsky.social

work out your own logic. Just because I won't vote for Kamala a second time, doesn't mean I like to demean women.

Kamala is bitter, so she shat on her co-workers. Is that an admirable quality?
afelonpresident.com
🤣 serious?

I won't vote for anyone who trash-talks their team instead of fixing it.

Dude put Maureen Comey in the white house and this is a different conversation. There are TONS of really, really qualified folks - yes females, but Kamala - best intentions or not is the one.
afelonpresident.com
Four years of ribbon cutting events opening up food courts in federal buildings doesn't a president make...

I'd rather have Al Gore or Spike Lee.
mrsavilerow.bsky.social
Take it to the Supreme Court?:
Since Fuck Face refuses to be President for all Americans, shouldn't the "Radical Left" be able to declare Kamala Harris our President?
afelonpresident.com
I didn't intend to imply shit.

What you are doing is a good thing.

To be ABSOLUTELY clear - These bumper stickers are
a.) a good price,
b.) a legit form of protest, and
c.) a worthwhile purchase regardless of who ownership could be, simply because they will help educate and inform folks.
People like to talk about how corporations are buying up all the houses in the country. The cost of that lands on GOP and Republicans mostly when you read about it in the news.

A former client of mine inherited stupid money, his wife inherited far more (Old mining money).

Even if they have a framed copy of Trump's conviction hanging in their living room, they still lent money to corporations for the purpose of buying single-family residential homes.  

While we blame Republicans for what they do, wealthy Democrats hear the same strategies and end up going the same route - sometimes they are the ones who innovate on the wrong doing, sometimes they aren’t. They love doing it because GOP dickheads get the blame.

So yeah, when I saw a 'blue' business making money on a political evolution, it occurred to me the some MAGA companies would want to make money off Libs. 

And people want to know who they buy from? So tell them or leave it a mystery...
afelonpresident.com
Colorado - I love you, truly - but rub it out before you vote next time.

People were like, 'she's cute, and AOC also came from the service industry.'

You gotta check details. Slagging hashbrowns and scrapple for tips isn't the same as blow jobs for Tahoe payments and crack.
afelonpresident.com
Boehbert unhanded the stripper pole long enough to unclench her lipstick covered starfish and launch a bucket of racist excrement onto America.

On the ranch, she sometimes locks herself in the cow's insemination shack and uses the syringes like blow-pops.

Let's be civil folks.
afelonpresident.com
Boehbert unhanded the stripper pole long enough to unclench her lipstick covered starfish and launch a bucket of racist excrement onto America.

On the ranch, she sometimes locks herself in the cow's insemination shack and uses the syringes like blow-pops.

Let's be civil folks.
afelonpresident.com
Not sure if Trump is angry at Colombia's president for calling him out?

I give you, Tulsi Gabbard and America's Not-so-Clandestine Service.
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Sea World in the US is no better.

These companies leverage an animal's intelligence as a way to draw crowds then profit from what I'd refer to as slavery and almost perpetual sensory deprivation.
justiceforall.bsky.social
#Marineland Tbh, I’m torn as to what the better solution is, they deserve freedom, but freedom comes w greater risk. Either way, Marineland needs to be made to pay post land sale. They do not deserve a windfall post this decades long, animal abuse laden tragedy. #MakeThemPay
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justiceforall.bsky.social
This is a developing possibility, the downside being if it went through there is a chance these already victimized whales could be hunted by the same #Inuit people seeking to save them. A pretty big disconnect on their part 🙁
#Marineland #SaveTheWhales
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afelonpresident.com
They are running down the clock on open enrollment.

The longer they delay the fewer people they have to insure for another 12 months.

They are getting exactly what they want because we're not protesting and forcing the convo.
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Mike Johnson: "It's about keeping Congress operating so we can get to healthcare. We always were going to. They're lying to you. Okay? The healthcare issues were always gonna be something discussed, deliberated, contemplated, and debated in October and November."
afelonpresident.com
They could have let him fly and disappeared him or treated him like Abrego.

I'm really, really glad he tried to come back. It was the right thing to do. I hope he feels better for having done it.

He should apply for temporary amnesty.
afelonpresident.com
Trump gave him carte blanc, and while Tesla still kills people regularly, there are probably fewer articles and statistics about it now.

Have you noticed?
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stonekettle.bsky.social
Good news, Everyone. Kristi Noem has captured the ex sister-in-law of the second cousin of the guy who once stood next to the Supreme King of Antifa.
afelonpresident.com
No, Trump wants them to feel pain so they unseat their president. The guy made Trump look like a douche in the UN a couple weeks ago.

And You've not ever seen Trump chill with a Latino. Ever. Right? Not once. Mfer is color-coded.

And NO, Cruz and Rubio don't count. 😂
bobwarth22.bsky.social
Does Trump really want to upset the Colombians??
afelonpresident.com
A community deserves to know who they live with.

Brian Sauve is probably proud of his logic - why wouldn't you make sure every person in the county or state of Utah knows what he believes?

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If some fucked up rich kid is getting a new car because his/her parent felt it was okay to fuck over a 1,000 humans - the community has every right to know.

If there's isn't a 5lb turd thrown on that lawn every morning what are we even doing here?
afelonpresident.com
TAO: “Reaper-1, TAO. Eyes on green Subaru Outback, grid WF-59. Approaching I-90 junction. Confirm target?”

Pilot: “Roger. Visual, lane three northbound. Green hatch, possible hostile commuter.”

TAO: “Copy. Hold track. ROE?”

Pilot: “Negative fire… unless he cuts someone off again.”
sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks
So basically, anyone who disagrees with them is antifa.

And they will now hunt us down. Like they're doing the cartel, according to Bondi.🖕🏼

#SheShed
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emmaidama.bsky.social
😂🤣 Newsom’s trolling is now at a whole new level 😂🏅
#NobelPeacePrize #Pinks 🌸
afelonpresident.com
Tesla's ketamine addled CEO, Elon Musk, shat the bed.
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