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Elysia

@afflatusmisery.etheirys.social

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θ∆ Furry, sapphic, casually feminine, she/they, 30+ years old. 🔞 You'll see weird shit here. Mainly likes cute furry stuff, FFXIV, and vore. formerly @afflatusmiisery on the birdsite | icon by @dranoko.bsky.social

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Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · Oct 11

Hello! I'm Elysia! I'm mostly just here to have a good time and post about whatever. If you enjoy:

-furry stuff
-sports rambling
-video games (especially Final Fantasy XIV)
-vore and other kinks (🔞!)

then I think you'll have a good time here! But even if not, I hope you have a good day!

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 8h

Fashy Cinemasins

That's what this is, the effect the proliferation of "anti-woke" youtube grifters have had on their audiences as a whole, stunting their ability to engage with media and training them to look for "DEI sins" to call out, atrophying their ability to enjoy the games they're playing.

No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 2d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 10h

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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Fenrishion💙💛🧡 @fenrishion.bsky.social · 1d

roll roll~

#ffxiv #ff14 #MHWilds #モンハンワイルズ

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Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 18h

Oh yeah I almost forgot, the Detroit Tigers did the stupid Trump dance and nearly collapsed out of the postseason after that

so yeah fuck those guys

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 19d

1-9 since the Tigers did the Trump Dance

Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 18h

They might never win the World Series but they're always there, year after year, trying their best and writing another chapter in an endless tale.

Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 18h

The Mariners really are the quintessential protagonists of baseball. Their ALDS win was so joyous, so cathartic, so powerful that even people I follow who don't know or follow baseball were either posting appreciation for it, or commenting on the posts *they* saw.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21h

CONGRATS YOU JUST PASSED THE ALDS TEST

Seattle Mariners
@Mariners
THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP!
#SeizeTheMoment *
SEIZE THE MOMENT.
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RALE
MARINERS
GA IT DE
SEATTL
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ALCS
Bound

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Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 20h

You're the reason I AM a Mariners fan, man

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21h

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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kc @allaganeyes.bsky.social · 20h

LETS GOOO MARINERS

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Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 21h

A game went 2/3 longer than it was supposed to and a team that's been perpetually unable to even make it to the playoffs and has never even been to the World Series is now 4 wins away from their first appearance ever

They haven't made it this far in 24 years

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · Sep 3

Strixhaven Stadium: the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

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Talkin’ Baseball (Bot) @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 21h

JORGE POLANCO SENDS THE MARINERS TO THE ALCS

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Talkin’ Baseball (Bot) @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 21h

It will be Mariners vs. Blue Jays in the ALCS!

Seattle has NEVER been to the World Series, and Toronto has not been since 1993

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 21h

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 24 YEARS

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 21h

The Mariners are headed to their first ALCS since 2001 ‼️

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21h

Mariners win

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21h

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! MARINERS WIN!! MARINERS WIN!!!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21h

mariners won

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Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 21h

FUCK YES

GO MARINERS

a man in a seattle jersey stands in front of a crowd

ALT: a man in a seattle jersey stands in front of a crowd

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Jayrnski @jayrnski.bsky.social · Jan 25

it was on sale, okay?! 🖤

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Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 1d

This is uniquely tragic, because while quarterback is the most pivotal and important position in sports, a great quarterback on an awful team won't be able to do a whole lot to turn it around. So these first-round QBs usually get blamed for the team's failures around him. Happens all the time.

Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 1d

In the NFL, first-round quarterbacks have high expectations and if they don't work out for the teams that drafted them (which is common because teams picking QBs in the first round are usually terrible and desperate) they often spend the rest of their career as backups.

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Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 1d

Pretty wild that the 10 best passers by adjusted net yards per attempt so far this year includes SIX former first-round picks that were cast off by the teams that drafted them. Three of them, Darnold, Mayfield and Mac Jones, are on at least their THIRD team.

#ElySports

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Elysia @afflatusmisery.etheirys.social · 1d

It's been a tumultuous career for him, to say the least. I wonder what insane way he'll burn bridges this time.