Hon. Ahmad Masad, MP. PPC.
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📢 My constituent, Manny, had a lot to say this morning:

"See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!”

We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. 🧊 #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom
a group of stuffed animals standing next to a mammoth in the snow
Alt: a mammoth and a sloth are dancing in the snow
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This video of the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social leader just revealed he’s been with the Dark Side all along…. But don’t worry Canadians, @romeompsp.bsky.social quickly uncovered this and is taking wintry action! #PPC❄️
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Jedi party can’t even hire a competent editor…
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Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?

L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
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polarmpsp.bsky.social
Who’s Ready to Make Canada the Coolest Country in the World? ❄️🇨🇦
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Snow Day, Every Day. For Families. Period. @luciendaympsp.bsky.social ❄️🇨🇦
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Journées de tempêtes, tous les jours. Pour les familles. Point final. @luciendaympsp.bsky.social ❄️🇨🇦
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polarmpsp.bsky.social
@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social — are you running to be Prime Minister in 🇨🇦 ? Or for a role in the UN 🇺🇳 ?
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@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social — vous voulez être Premier Ministre au 🇨🇦 ? Ou un rôle aux NU 🇺🇳 ?
ahmadmasad.bsky.social
After @romeompsp.bsky.social ice-cold speech, we shared a laugh knowing the Polar Party isn’t just winning by a landslide… we’re winning by an avalanche! #affordableigloosforall 🏔️❄️
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Realizing the sitting days in January are going to be sooo boring after the PPc wins every seat 😔😔
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No days off for these Polar Party members - early election estimates predict a blizzard in the house 🥶🥶🥶
ahmadmasad.bsky.social
“It was said you would destroy the Polar Party, not join them!”

I HATE YOU.
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To align with our vision for a true Northern Confederation and to honor the Permanent Winter Parliamentary Schedule, I've officially changed my name from "Summer" to Winter. My commitment to a cool Canada is no joke. Let's make every day a snow day! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
ahmadmasad.bsky.social
Jedi can not run a stove, but want to run a galaxy? #sNOwChanceJedi
thenationalroast.bsky.social
THIS JUST IN ‼️‼️

SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!
ahmadmasad.bsky.social
Happy to announce I am running as a @polarmpsp.bsky.social MP in #MPSP26.

Definitely did not attend last week’s meeting online…
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polarmpsp.bsky.social
Canada First 🇨🇦 Le Canada d’abord.
romeompsp.bsky.social
A nice Cold made-in-Canada Root Beer on Canadian Soil. Canada First. 🇨🇦
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This guy wants Canadians to burn.
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Ce gars veut que les Canadiens brûlent.
finneganfollis.bsky.social
The PPC wants to steal your sunlight and tell you they’re doing you a favour. Don’t let this radical Frosty the Snowman-esque scheme take away your heat!!!
romeompsp.bsky.social
We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
🎄🎄🎄
Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
🎄🎄🎄
Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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polarmpsp.bsky.social
Et nous revoilà... Qui est prêt à rendre ce pays beaucoup, beaucoup plus cool ?
luciendaympsp.bsky.social
And we're back... Who's ready to make this country much, much cooler?