Alison Lührs
@alisontheperson.bsky.social
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Narrative Director for Destiny 2. Writer, person. alisonluhrs.com
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As a reminder, I don’t answer questions about my dayjob from this account!

If you’ve been here a while you know the drill, if you’re new, hello!
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pogona.space
Every time people are like "magic is woke now" i think about this comic panel and im like "yea it has been for a while are you paying attention lol"
alisontheperson.bsky.social
Our little wizard ran out of spell slots
A black fuzzy dog curled up against her dog bed with her head on a toy spellbook
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alisontheperson.bsky.social
please for the love of god let us leave this bar
alisontheperson.bsky.social
It’s wonderful and awful, which I think might be the universal experience?? Be strong 😥
alisontheperson.bsky.social
if they show the hand slo mo again I swear to god
alisontheperson.bsky.social
we’ve gone through two baskets of cheese curds and rations are dwindling
alisontheperson.bsky.social
please we are so stressed out
alisontheperson.bsky.social
please cal we have been trapped in this bar
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alisontheperson.bsky.social
Still got a chance hell yeah
milesklee.bsky.social
only poets with an umlaut in their name have won the Nobel this century
alisontheperson.bsky.social
Still got a chance hell yeah
milesklee.bsky.social
only poets with an umlaut in their name have won the Nobel this century
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cohostsherms.bsky.social
Digging deep into philosophy in the Discord server.
"A digimon could commit murder. a pokemon can only kill"
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anageorge.art
Every so often I come across this in my camera roll again and I immediately post it
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jamellebouie.net
genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
alisontheperson.bsky.social
Like damn… what IS the purpose……
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shivambhatt.bsky.social
luxalptraum.com
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
alisontheperson.bsky.social
I am in a very public place laughing very hard rn
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bbolander.bsky.social
fucking cartoon loaf of bread. ridiculous. a loaf of bread to stash in your bindle. break open any given crate or candelabra and you get this, an apple, or a wedge of swiss cheese. maybe a roast chicken if you're real lucky
a pullman loaf sitting on a butcher block. imagine a cartoon loaf of bread. you seeing it in your head? round crusty top, white insides, elongated? congratulations, this is her
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monagle.bsky.social
This, and the child who overdoses on cotton candy, are the definitive Mariners gifs.
alisontheperson.bsky.social
this is a show about the exquisite tension of two people living in the same house but never being in the same room at the same time
alisontheperson.bsky.social
Every adult on this show is a mess and I am having a great time
alisontheperson.bsky.social
Being a professional means searching for stories from a variety of mediums about a broad range of intellectually stimulating subjects and analyzing them with an open mind and intellectual rigor.... and then there are sundays where you mainline the entire season one of Summer I Turned Pretty
alisontheperson.bsky.social
Oscar Wilde 10000% would gossip while doing his nails in between supremely sweaty fighting game tournaments