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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · Dec 15

two puffs off that dwyer bud got me like hey can we get some tv cameras in here I wanna try something

reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 18h

my dearest, fondest hope is that before he dies he gets desperate enough that jd vance gets him to convert. I want full on brideshead revisted dad crossing himself theater

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olivia @greatgrebe.bsky.social · Aug 21

I met Neuromancer the other day on the infinite beach that you go to when you die. I was so nervous but he was super gracious and surprisingly funny.

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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 1d

literally no videos about menstruation. does he hate women and boys who are maybe able to be impregnated or at least give off the vibe

reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 1d

it is madohomu monday until I go to bed

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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 1d

I will only retweet yuri if it is sufficiently scary

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🐶 @ppprincx.bsky.social · 1d

come on and tell me yes ❣️
#fe3h #marihilda

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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 1d

How W. E. B. Du Bois responded to government policing of "anti-American" sentiment during the 1910s:

"I took great satisfaction in being able to sit back in my chair and answer blandly, 'We are seeking to have the Constitution of the United States thoroughly and completely enforced.' ”

Federal agents invaded even the offices of The Crisis and the National Association for the advancement of colored people and asked searching questions: " just what, after all, were our objects and activities?” I took great satisfaction in being able to sit back in my chair and answer blandly, “We are seeking to have the constitution of the United states thoroughly and completely enforced.” It took some ingenuity, even for Southerners, to make treason out of that.

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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 2d

Does the eternal superposition of his childhood and adulthood in the interruption of his metamorphosis mean that he is forever getting his first period?

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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 2d

Actually the eternal childhood curse probably precluded that. Did he start having heavy flow when he got put in the cocoon?

reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 2d

Do you think Miquella has heavy flow?

reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, I completely forgot to respond to this until just now, but thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 2d

pokemon assume bipedal form as they evolve because they seek to emulate christ

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☕️ Jeremy Diamond @dmnd.me · 8d

Adam Rubenstein when asked about the Chick-fil-A sandwich story

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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 8d

Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 9d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 11d

Let a thousand Lowtaxes bloom

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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 12d

sorry that miku wasn't good enough for you. sorry that she and luka fucked long and nasty

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 12d

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 13d

classics of game material

anna 🎃👻🍂 @aluraune.bsky.social · 13d

oh *that's* what you meant

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joelle 🏵️🐇 @itsjoelle.bsky.social · 14d

bro did they really darken out ramza's ass. THAT'S IVALICE'S ASS

asking for a refund IMMEDIATELY

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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 29d

should bill do locktober?

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 15d

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 15d

fascinated by the idea of ideological communism failing for thousands of years. bronze age city state collapsing because they made riding the cart free

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16d

Trump on Mamdani: "He is going to have problems with Washington like no Mayor in the history of our once great City. Remember, he needs the money from me, as President, in order to fulfill all of his FAKE Communist promises. He won’t be getting any of it, so what’s the point of voting for him?"

Self proclaimed New York City Communist, Zohran Mamdani, who is running for Mayor, will prove to be one of the best things to ever happen to our great Republican Party. He is going to have problems with Washington like no Mayor in the history of our once great City. Remember, he needs the money from me, as President, in order to fulfill all of his FAKE Communist promises. He won’t be getting any of it, so what’s the point of voting for him? This ideology has failed, always, for thousands of years. It will fail again, and that’s guaranteed! President DJT

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Ross Foubister @87th.bsky.social · 16d

Happy Michael Festival

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reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 16d

I enjoy every inti game with the exception of those that are not on the game boy advance

reveal yourself, magician! @alivedovedoeat.bsky.social · 17d

is he pretending to announce socialized medicine to a group of his supporters who apparently want socialized medicine despite having voted for him?

Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · 17d

Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...