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Matcha

@ambitch.bsky.social

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[🇨🇦, 20y] * A strange, anomalous... thing blocks your path. * He- Sh..- They..? ...It ..seems to be approaching! * You don't like the look in it's eyes... * What could it be thinking- can it even think?? * Nevermind all that. This can't be good...

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Matcha @ambitch.bsky.social · Dec 18

heres my twitch btw. i do variety streams sometimes
twitch.tv/whatsmatcha

Twitch

Twitch is the world

twitch.tv

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karyl @paintedsky.ca · 18h

clip art of a gold medal with the word “rude” on it in Comic Sans

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⚢ Wheypenwifestre 🔆 @nizzy.cc · 2d

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.

I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

We Have Enough Dead Friends
By Lena Oleanderson

Come over. The doors are open,
my flat's a mess and
so is my heart
but the doors are always open.
Come over. I will make soup,
probably from frozen but
the important thing is
we will both eat.

You don't have to be dying,
but if you are,
or you feel like you are,
or if living's been hard,
call me, and I will show up.
It doesn't have to be that bad,
it doesn't have to be bad at all,
but if it is, please call.

Do you want me to do the groceries?
Do you want me to mop the floors?
Do you need to be held;
you don't have to be dying to be held.
If you want me to be there, I want to.

I'm on the bathroom floor again,
and breathing is hard,
and eating's been hard, and sleeping,
the world is a laden thing
rolling around on my chest lately.
Just being alive is heavy tonight,
but we have enough dead friends.
Come over.

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Z H Challah esq., Cavalier of the 8th @challahchic.bsky.social · 1d

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

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Matcha @ambitch.bsky.social · 1d

perhaps one of the most relevant songs to my worldbuilding ngl and its also a total banger
youtu.be/3OrHy_TRudo

Electric Callboy - TANZNEID (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

YouTube video by Electric Callboy

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‍ @pawjob.coupons · 1d

sneezing crazy style

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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 1d

This person took this when they called the race

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‍ @pawjob.coupons · 1d

a snow leopard doesn't concern themself with a weird beeping noise in the hallway

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Phennie @phennie.bsky.social · 1d

the feminine urge to have a second monster

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Alex Berg @itsalexberg.bsky.social · 1d

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

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Matcha @ambitch.bsky.social · 1d

my party's most valuable player

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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 8d

Two humorous social media posts about cats believing their owners can control nature, like rain and sunlight.

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Feline_Tales

My cats have this meow that means “please come with me to fix this” after which they’ll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or ‘empty’) food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the ‘problem’, they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my ‘power.’ I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. “Please fix this” they say. “Please get rid of the wet”

“Silly kitty,” I say, “I can’t control the rain.” I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

purrfect_logic

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he’s fairly certain I’m just not applying myself properly here.

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Matcha @ambitch.bsky.social · 3d

following Way too many people......... but like 90% of them are Really Really Cool Artists that i Need to see as Often as possible

Matcha @ambitch.bsky.social · 3d

"mr. sandmaaaan, bring me a dreeeam~"

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Elvenhound @ Carolina FurFare @elvenhound.bsky.social · 3d

Pouncing in this month, we are raffling the Snow Leopard Celtic and Mini Pins from November's Patreon!

To Enter, please Re-blog this post and make sure you are following Elvenhound on Bluesky! I'll randomly select a winner next month. Good luck, and thank you for the support!