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area king size candy bar man @professorbutts.com · Dec 22

welcome to the cocktagon

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 3d

a man sitting in a chair with the words whatever happened there written below him

ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words whatever happened there written below him

media.tenor.com

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 3d

They get along a little too well

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 3d

One hour and not a single mention of Phil Leotardo doing 20 years in the can!

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 3d

What the article seems to have forgotten to mention is that Phil Leotardo did 20 years in the can

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Trill Withers @tyleriam.bsky.social · 3d

Can confirm that sadly!

Patreon.com/Mickstape4Ever

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 3d

Oh BROTHER!

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Trill Withers @tyleriam.bsky.social · 3d

I regret to inform that another new episode has hit the feed for Day One Tapers™

Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 3d

Just in time to get back on the mic and talk a little Terry Scatino playing in Uncle June’s card game

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 3d

new crab dropped

Ocean Census @oceancensus.bsky.social · 4d

NEW SPECIES of mangrove crab discovered in Western Australia, and registered to the Ocean Census. Congratulations to Ocean Census Science Network member Dr Andrew Hosie and Ana Hara from #WAMuseum. 👇

visit.museum.wa.gov.au/learn/news-s...

@cirripedia.bsky.social

New species of mangrove crab discovered in Western Australia | Western Australian Museum

Deep in the mangroves of Exmouth Gulf, scientists have identified a new species of crab: Parasesarma otiense.

visit.museum.wa.gov.au

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 3d

Just in time to get back on the mic and talk a little Terry Scatino playing in Uncle June’s card game

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Trill Withers @tyleriam.bsky.social · 3d

New episode in the MEANWHILE just dropped 🚨

We also do about an hour on old logos being better

patreon.com/posts/141836...

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 3d

WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump pardons Binance's Changpeng Zhao, founder of largest crypto exchange, who admitted allowing money laundering.

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 6d

@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social I’m gonna blame your three successive West Side Story Reddit posts for breaking Reddit 🤝

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Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 18d

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

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Trill Withers @tyleriam.bsky.social · 23d

Bonus episode for Day One Tapers™️, talking through the first month of the NFL with @dustyevely.bsky.social 🚨

t.co/5Ln6VmIsGv

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 23d

Taylor Swift proving yet again that she’s a talentless hack out for your hard earned money

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aestrophe @aestrophe.plus.tattoo · 25d

parks and rec was a better show than the office idc

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 26d

Pls read in simulated Bernie Sanders voice, ty

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 26d

“No woman born after 3200 BC can hunt or gather. All they know is cook, raise they cow, farm, be bipedal, eat hot bread, and LIE

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26d

guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · 26d

@tyleriam.bsky.social I still occasionally see clips/quotes that 100% would’ve ended up on The Fun Report’s intro, this is absolutely one of em

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 26d

Aaron Glenn: “We have to understand that before we can win games we have to learn how to not lose games.”

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Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 26d

Aaron Glenn: “We have to understand that before we can win games we have to learn how to not lose games.”

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 27d

Just in case you are wondering kids… this is EXACTLY what they don’t wanna be called looks like

Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 27d

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

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Ethan @amherst.bsky.social · Sep 26

You’d think this list of bit actors would be happy they had a better chance of getting those Israeli funded movies with all those stars boycotting them

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Sep 26

white supremacists and capitalists got so mad at one 18 month stretch of increased labor power that they've agreed to reverse the most complex economy in human history to an agrarian state

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · Sep 26

* TRUMP ADMINISTRATION RESTRICTING COMMERCIAL DRIVER LICENSES FOR NON-U.S. CITIZENS, USDOT SAYS

@reuters.com

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