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Andrew Martin
@andrewishere.bsky.social
120 followers 69 following 720 posts
I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects. You're all ghosts to me.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 34m
FREE YOUR MIND and the… oh.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 3h
Left my Apple Watch on during a particularly steamy hookup. As things got more intense my watch mistook the vigorous movements as if I was having an accident, so it activated SOS mode and called the police. Mortifying and realy killed the mood.
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Jim Allenby @frakturedboy.bsky.social · 19h
I never expected this style to make a return among today’s youth.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 20h
Will it be a hastily arranged appearance of Billie Piper instead?
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 20h
It’s okay, it’ll be just like the good old days in the war… which they won. I’m sure they’ll all be fine.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 21h
…and a whole load of onlookers get splashed by their silken liquid.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 21h
…and moments later… we’ve got some wet and slippery shapes being rubbed. #neighbours
Two older ladies make pottery wanking movements.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 21h
Amused by this… Carlton lusting at Zac Willis, while a menu is obscured between two smooth rounded objects with “cock” poking through.

#neighbours
A giant man next to “cock” and two roundrels
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 22h
“Could he still be out there… in the water”

“It’s unlikely”

Err… Haaaaarrrooollld and Dee returned from a watery plunge.

#Neighbours
A police officer, talks to two men - one an adulterer, the other - his adoptive brother, and former crook.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 1d
#currentmood
A young girl laying in bed with pale skin and scratches to her face, as if possessed by demons
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 1d
Just thinking about Bob Carolgees.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 2d
“Relentlessly campaigning for this honour was harder work than building a stadium in intense heat for 45p an hour”, quipped the multimillionaire
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 2d
#currentmood
Nanatoo, the worst of all demons
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe he’ll call that new room “The Epstein Suite”.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 2d
This is what parties were like before smart phones
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Max Linder in Entente cordiale (1912)
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 2d
Me looking at your posts.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 2d
#currentmood #neighbours
A middle-aged woman looking upwards
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Gallifrey's Most Wanted: Doctor Who Podcast @gallifreysmwpod.bsky.social · 4d
Spot on!
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 6d
A #GoldenGirls GIF you can hear.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 6d
Mr Blobby admits to grooming, in interview with Mobeen.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
BBC Three - Behind Bars: Sex, Bribes and Murder, Series 1, "You're talking about grooming someone aren't you?"
Mobeen speaks to a former prisoner who explains how he manipulates vulnerable staff.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 7d
Almost-Butch Vig is in the gym again.
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 7d
#currentmood #doctorwho
a man is sitting at a table with a pink light behind him .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a pink light behind him .
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 8d
Minority representation on TV causes outrage

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 8d
My new Apple Watch lighting up to say 'it looks like you're working out' when I'm in the middle of a particularly challenging poo, marks a new low in my life
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Andrew Martin @andrewishere.bsky.social · 9d
'Bye bye darling, give my love to Charlene and the kids'
Neighbours character Helen Daniels (played by Anne Haddy) holding a telephone in her kitchen at night time.
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