Andrew Martin
@andrewishere.bsky.social
I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects.
You're all ghosts to me.
You're all ghosts to me.
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February 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Are you appalled that the Reform candidate here in Manchester, Matt Goodwin has said ‘young girls’ should be given ‘biological reality’ checks? And has said that there should be a “negative child benefit tax” on “those who don’t have offspring”
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Reform candidate calls for ‘young girls’ to be given ‘biological reality’ check
Exclusive: Matt Goodwin argued ‘young girls’ should be explained ‘the biological reality’ that ‘many women in Britain are having children much too late in life’
www.independent.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Are you appalled that the Reform candidate here in Manchester, Matt Goodwin has said ‘young girls’ should be given ‘biological reality’ checks? And has said that there should be a “negative child benefit tax” on “those who don’t have offspring”
[email protected] if you wish to write
[email protected] if you wish to write
People are staring at me again in shops and in the street. Have i been on mainstream again? 😬
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
People are staring at me again in shops and in the street. Have i been on mainstream again? 😬
Evening 2 in a row for the teens playing football in the road, in the dark, in the rain outside my house (and sometimes in my front garden).
There's actually 3 parks off this road all within 20 seconds walk of where they are.
There's actually 3 parks off this road all within 20 seconds walk of where they are.
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Evening 2 in a row for the teens playing football in the road, in the dark, in the rain outside my house (and sometimes in my front garden).
There's actually 3 parks off this road all within 20 seconds walk of where they are.
There's actually 3 parks off this road all within 20 seconds walk of where they are.
Age verification?
Tiptop has been helping mother with her figure.
Tiptop has been helping mother with her figure.
Age verification?
Horace just went skiing.
Horace just went skiing.
Age verification?
It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Age verification?
Tiptop has been helping mother with her figure.
Tiptop has been helping mother with her figure.
Watching the band new Muppet Show episode and I’m probably going to cry.
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Watching the band new Muppet Show episode and I’m probably going to cry.
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Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
If anyone’s lost their black trousers recently, they’re behind the lion statues on Newmarket Road, Cambridge.
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
If anyone’s lost their black trousers recently, they’re behind the lion statues on Newmarket Road, Cambridge.
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A guest speaker visited our school to lecture us about Jesus and stuff. She was so earnest, we were all bored within seconds. We had to submit questions in a box and mine was, 'When are you going home?' Not sorry, we weren't there to listen to that.
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
A guest speaker visited our school to lecture us about Jesus and stuff. She was so earnest, we were all bored within seconds. We had to submit questions in a box and mine was, 'When are you going home?' Not sorry, we weren't there to listen to that.
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I was 29 when I learned that REM hadn't named themselves after Rare Earth Minerals, like our GCSE chemistry teacher told us.
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I was 29 when I learned that REM hadn't named themselves after Rare Earth Minerals, like our GCSE chemistry teacher told us.
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My best friend died 2 months ago aged 30. Yesterday we had his memorial. It was a beautiful day but, because he didn't have a will, his estranged family took his body away from us. His partner of 13 years doesn't know when or where he was buried. Please please make a will x
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
My best friend died 2 months ago aged 30. Yesterday we had his memorial. It was a beautiful day but, because he didn't have a will, his estranged family took his body away from us. His partner of 13 years doesn't know when or where he was buried. Please please make a will x
This is lovely ☺️. Melanie C really is the most fascinating to hear in conversation, and my favourite #SpiceGirl now.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Radio 2's Piano Room - Piano Room Month 2026: Melanie C
Radio 2’s Piano Room Month is back and we are joined by a genuine global superstar. Melanie C is performing alongside the BBC Concert Orchestra for a superb session.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This is lovely ☺️. Melanie C really is the most fascinating to hear in conversation, and my favourite #SpiceGirl now.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
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Council worker here. If you want a pothole, blocked drain, graffiti or anything bad quickly resolved, moan about it to a local newspaper with photos. It gets sorted as soon as possible and everyone is happy. Works like a charm everytime.
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Council worker here. If you want a pothole, blocked drain, graffiti or anything bad quickly resolved, moan about it to a local newspaper with photos. It gets sorted as soon as possible and everyone is happy. Works like a charm everytime.
And the guys in gym changing rooms who just sit there forever on their phones.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Men covertly filming women at night and profiting from footage, BBC finds
The BBC went undercover to investigate an industry where women are filmed at night without their knowledge.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 AM
And the guys in gym changing rooms who just sit there forever on their phones.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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I find it hard to find greetings cards for my mum that express how I really feel. There a lot of 'Best mum ever' cards, not many say 'Thanks for fulfilling your legal obligations' or 'At least you weren't violent'.
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I find it hard to find greetings cards for my mum that express how I really feel. There a lot of 'Best mum ever' cards, not many say 'Thanks for fulfilling your legal obligations' or 'At least you weren't violent'.
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Party leaders suspect another deflection to Reform is imminent as Herman dons RefUK colours
January 29, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Party leaders suspect another deflection to Reform is imminent as Herman dons RefUK colours
The BBC has finally hit upon the worst combination of incessant podcast advert - Ed Gamble AND The Traitors.
Every BBC podcast episode has them right at the start.
Just.
Fuck.
Off.
😩
Every BBC podcast episode has them right at the start.
Just.
Fuck.
Off.
😩
January 29, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The BBC has finally hit upon the worst combination of incessant podcast advert - Ed Gamble AND The Traitors.
Every BBC podcast episode has them right at the start.
Just.
Fuck.
Off.
😩
Every BBC podcast episode has them right at the start.
Just.
Fuck.
Off.
😩