Andrew Martin
@andrewishere.bsky.social
I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects.
You're all ghosts to me.
You're all ghosts to me.
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Rupert Lowe will protest to defend the production of child abuse images and revenge porn.
Also defending his income, fyi, as he profits in the tens of thousands from being boosted on X.
But sure, it’s all about “protecting our women and kids”.
Fucking nonce defender.
Also defending his income, fyi, as he profits in the tens of thousands from being boosted on X.
But sure, it’s all about “protecting our women and kids”.
Fucking nonce defender.
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Rupert Lowe will protest to defend the production of child abuse images and revenge porn.
Also defending his income, fyi, as he profits in the tens of thousands from being boosted on X.
But sure, it’s all about “protecting our women and kids”.
Fucking nonce defender.
Also defending his income, fyi, as he profits in the tens of thousands from being boosted on X.
But sure, it’s all about “protecting our women and kids”.
Fucking nonce defender.
In the gym atm and it’s only me and a woman who looks like Nell Rebecchi from #Neighbours
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
In the gym atm and it’s only me and a woman who looks like Nell Rebecchi from #Neighbours
Search your first name and then "glamour shot", and post a photo.
January 9, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Search your first name and then "glamour shot", and post a photo.
Only a matter of time!
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Only a matter of time!
Not my house, but know my way around
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Not my house, but know my way around
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A lot of people suddenly very upset about the lack of coverage of protests in Iran
There’s also little to no coverage of protests in the US or UK or across Europe, except when they’re described as “hate mobs” by right wing MPs
Also little coverage of Putin’s continuing bombing of Ukraine
There’s also little to no coverage of protests in the US or UK or across Europe, except when they’re described as “hate mobs” by right wing MPs
Also little coverage of Putin’s continuing bombing of Ukraine
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 AM
A lot of people suddenly very upset about the lack of coverage of protests in Iran
There’s also little to no coverage of protests in the US or UK or across Europe, except when they’re described as “hate mobs” by right wing MPs
Also little coverage of Putin’s continuing bombing of Ukraine
There’s also little to no coverage of protests in the US or UK or across Europe, except when they’re described as “hate mobs” by right wing MPs
Also little coverage of Putin’s continuing bombing of Ukraine
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I've had 5 days in Stockholm. All the toilets are generally unisex and funnily enough this isn't a problem isn't commented on and is totally safe.
So, as usual, the whole media storm is a load of made up bollocks swallowed by bigots.
So, as usual, the whole media storm is a load of made up bollocks swallowed by bigots.
January 9, 2026 at 9:56 AM
I've had 5 days in Stockholm. All the toilets are generally unisex and funnily enough this isn't a problem isn't commented on and is totally safe.
So, as usual, the whole media storm is a load of made up bollocks swallowed by bigots.
So, as usual, the whole media storm is a load of made up bollocks swallowed by bigots.
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If you enjoyed my radio play 'The Goblin King and Me' yesterday, could you please post about it or share the link to BBC Sounds with your family and friends..? It's so easy to miss these things and it's available to listen to for the next week. Thank you! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
January 9, 2026 at 10:16 AM
If you enjoyed my radio play 'The Goblin King and Me' yesterday, could you please post about it or share the link to BBC Sounds with your family and friends..? It's so easy to miss these things and it's available to listen to for the next week. Thank you! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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Absolutely devastating and deeply disturbing news coming out of the US
Bleak to think this ICE agent could have been recruited from an advert on Spotify lithub.com/renee-nicole...
Bleak to think this ICE agent could have been recruited from an advert on Spotify lithub.com/renee-nicole...
Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem.
Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…
lithub.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Absolutely devastating and deeply disturbing news coming out of the US
Bleak to think this ICE agent could have been recruited from an advert on Spotify lithub.com/renee-nicole...
Bleak to think this ICE agent could have been recruited from an advert on Spotify lithub.com/renee-nicole...
Pointing and saying 'I want that one' and getting that might have worked at one of Jeffery's parties, but I don't think it will work with #Greenland.
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Pointing and saying 'I want that one' and getting that might have worked at one of Jeffery's parties, but I don't think it will work with #Greenland.
I can see you.
Even you.
Even you.
December 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can see you.
Even you.
Even you.
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Playing the newfangled version of Guess Who? with my niece and it's just no fun. There are no nonce characters. And why have they swapped Steve Pemberton for a twink? Rubbish.
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Playing the newfangled version of Guess Who? with my niece and it's just no fun. There are no nonce characters. And why have they swapped Steve Pemberton for a twink? Rubbish.
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With the death of Bardot, the world's racists have become significantly less attractive.
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
With the death of Bardot, the world's racists have become significantly less attractive.
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Nationalise the lot, fuck the shareholders they've had enough already and claw every penny back from these thieves...send the bailiffs round to their (our) mansions.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Former Wessex Water boss received £170,000 bonus despite ban on performance pay
Company owners say bonus was unrelated to water business and complied with ban after pollution conviction
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Nationalise the lot, fuck the shareholders they've had enough already and claw every penny back from these thieves...send the bailiffs round to their (our) mansions.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Watching The Twin Dilemma for the first time, given all the glowing reviews I’ve heard about it over the years.
😬😬
#DoctorWho
😬😬
#DoctorWho
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Watching The Twin Dilemma for the first time, given all the glowing reviews I’ve heard about it over the years.
😬😬
#DoctorWho
😬😬
#DoctorWho
May your next year time be full of joys
December 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
May your next year time be full of joys
Is it because Black Friday is now a month long and has thoroughly uninspiring deals and everyone is fed up with waiting for some 'revolutionary' shopping moment?
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Is it because Black Friday is now a month long and has thoroughly uninspiring deals and everyone is fed up with waiting for some 'revolutionary' shopping moment?
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Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️