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Paul Burley

@paulburley.bsky.social

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Designs things, tries to doodle, fails at sleeping, covets cats, Otaku dork. Repeat forever. Also @paulburleyffs on other places. 📍 Manchester, England 🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 9m

I don't miss it.

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 9m

Mild and dry? Blasphemy!

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 54m

Of course it is! 😭

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 54m

Oh god, I forgot it's that time of year! Fried onion air. ♥️

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1h

Not for ages!

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1h

(Happy Friday.)

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1h

Heading back from York and, again, reminded why I don't pay these privatised railway operating cunts £400 a month for a season ticket, and only have to put up with this fuckery once every 6 weeks. Hand it back to the public [where it will still be a shit service, but you won't be profiting from it].

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1h

Entirely fair. Some gene pools should simply be severed.

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 22h

(We love her, really. Alan Carr: you monster.)

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 23h

And that’s how they made Paloma Faith. #TheTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

(Being able to do this in about 15 minutes with only a few prompts to correct the outcome utterly blows my tiny mind. NGL.)

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

Some people use AI for groundbreaking medical research. Others use it to tart their face up. I used it to build a searchable tool that maps all 6500 glyphs in Microsoft’s icon font, because Microsoft couldn’t be arsed and I haven't got all day to find what I need. We’re not the same.

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

"Yay, another Virgin Wines voucher" - Nobody. Ever.

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

At one point, the Green Party had more weight behind them than any of his endeavours, but they never got anywhere near as much focus by the media. It's all about who shouts the loudest, or is the most controversial, it would seem. Sad, really.

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

I'd like Tameka Empson or Charlotte Church to win this. That's the hill I'll die on. #TheCelebrityTraitors

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

Content Creator? Sorry. No. #TheCelebrityTraitors

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

They can murder Tom Daley immediately. FANX. #TheTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors

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