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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼

@angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

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Who couldn’t use a little terror in the garden? ☠️ Building gardens for 27 years 🌴 Lived through a civil war, escaped a totalitarian theocracy, can’t believe I’m living through this shit again 🐑💨 She/her/dude Ally to 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 BLM

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 22d

I really do try to follow back and I apologize for not following through. I click follow, look at that person’s profile and 30 min later I’m down a rabbit hole of their posts and then the next thing you know it’s 4am.

Forgive me.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 8m

She’s sad she’s an angry childless woman, like JD Vance said. Twice divorced,
3rd fiancée left her, living in sin for 8 years with a man who won’t marry her. JD should have a talk with her about making her traditional dress womanhood her priority

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 12m

I don’t know. Active military and vets vote far right overwhelmingly. They were killed, brutally injured, thrown in homelessness for 20+ years for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, they still voted right wing. Both the women & men suffer sexual assault that goes unpunished & they still vote right wing

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

Why wouldn’t we want her to not only stay with this Reich but also promoted? Need to buy full page NYT ad calling her brilliant, give her some false confidence

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 2h

Is Mike made that he’s never been invited to any parties?

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 2h

I know, have the gov send in the national guard!

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 2h

I hope she will calm her little arse down and your other baby can live in peace again

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 2h

How many miles from Idaho to Russia?

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

I know they go nuts when 1 comes back from the vet bc they smell so weird but usually after a little time they chillax. But weeks and weeks is crazy. I used to have 3 litter mates, when one went to vet and came back, the two that stayed home would fight each other.

They’re such weird critters

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

Do you what happened to make her flip or is it one of those cat things us dumb humans can’t understand?

My boy still wanted to be best friends but she would have none of it

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

He got $20 billion and he wears Chuck Schumer glasses. What a putz

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 3h

I had bro sis litter mates who were best friends for 8 years. He got out one day and went missing for 10 days. When I got him back she wanted nothing to do with him. If he even walked past her she’d punch him. If he walked in the room she walked out. If he got in the bed she’d punch him

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ᓃᔪᑲᒥᑳᐸᐤ Niiyokamigaabaw Deondre Smiles, Ph.D. (he/they/wiin) @niiyokamigaabaw.bsky.social · 6h

Best description I’ve heard of Kid Rock’s music:

“Kid Rock is the musical equivalent of a coffee can full of water and cigarette butts”

John Roddy @roddyi.com · 9h

Kid Rock remains the human equivalent of an above-ground pool.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 9h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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E Wade @eawade.bsky.social · 9h

Kid Rock aka 'Skuzzy' was seen talent scouting near a dumpster in the rear lot of a high school in an underserved deeply red MAGA town.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

Anorexic Boss Hog has opinions about women. He should ask Laura why she burns her hair.

I for one much prefer these classy ladies.

4 women with extreme plastic surgery that is called Ma-a-Lago face. Burned hair, gold and floral outfits, standing in front of fake gold decor from Hobby Lobby, inside Mar-a-Lago ballroom. One woman is wearing a trump hat

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

My trigger is smell. Cigarette smoke, cleaning products, perfumes/colognes, scented candles, lotions. How do we make those go away?

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

I’d say the leftists and liberals are quiet gun owners. They don’t make it their entire personality, they’re not in your face about it but there’s plenty of them

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

No Murican will be tried at The Hague unless we resign the RS

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

If Obama put NG in a sleepy southern town is anybody going to riot?

Yes. Yes they will.

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Bips McCallister @hoomph.bsky.social · 19h

Don’t believe your brain if it tells you you aren’t good enough

A solved Rubik’s cube standing in front of a mirror with a reflection of an unsolved cube

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

Or starting a business that making a shit load of money protecting the rights of minorities. Maybe the librarian founds a law firm that sues the gov and corporations that deny ppl their rights. The firm gets wealthy, their clients get wealthy, librarian builds entire libraries worldwide

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Cartoons by Rusty @rustycartoons.bsky.social · 19h

Jesus cartoon
"I'm thinking of launching a worldwide phenomenon out of my refusal to believe my parents had sex.”
Rusty Epstein

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

Ask Laura and other maga men/omen why they burn their hair. Bleaching hair isn’t natural, right?

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

I prefer this classy look vs the blue hair

4 women with extreme plastic surgery known as Mar a Lago face at trump’s home wearing gold clothes posing in front of fake gold walls purchased from Holly Lobby

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

I for one prefer this classy look

4 women with plastic surgery wearing gold and floral clothes and trump hats posing in front of fake gold decor

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

Fire or general safety?