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John Edwards-y
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Let’s win the whole f***ing thing!
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Stephanie @stephy.bsky.social · 14h
This ad is really taking the “Are you a Nationals fan? You may be entitled to compensation” joke to another level
An ad that was fed to me on Reddit. It says “Bought Washington Nationals tickets between 2021 & July 16, 2024? Join the hidden fees lawsuit! You may qualify for compensation!”
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 14h
Playing for the gate!

John Stanton approves!!
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 14h
Exactly. Better to be a game that’s complete trash than some crushing loss in 18 innings. Kirby didn’t have it, we move on.
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 15h
Flush this one. The Rock will be cooking tomorrow
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 15h
“Celebrate” is doing a metric fuckton of work in Tom Huytler’s promo for the Boxyard…..
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 15h
If that dude isn’t an engineer he should be
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 15h
Let’s hope
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 15h
ARISE, SIR HARRY!!
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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 1d
You inspired me
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 1d
Dan Meyer
Tom Paciorek
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Seattle Bike Blog @seattlebikeblog.com · 2d
Dear Toronto: We will stop scoring runs this game if Doug Ford agrees to stop tearing out bike lanes. Until then, the runs will continue.
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
LOL If I wanted to manage my blood pressure I wouldn’t have let my Granny talk me into a terrible life decision in 1979! 🤣
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
Now batting: 1.6Kilometres Mastrobuoni!
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
Thank you for riding the Emerson Hancock Experience.
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
“Emerson Hancock” is an old French phrase meaning “This game is over!”
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
This game is over: Fox is now talking about poutine - a Quebec dish.

Speaking of Quebec things: did you know the Blue Jays voted to contract the Expos? #FunFact
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
Easy mistake. For us, “Spotted Dick” is what you say when you see this guy out unsupervised…
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
If you’re lucky. The bad children get turkey-shaped dongs
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
PSA: Canadian Thanksgiving (or, as we call it, Thanksgiving) does not always involve a dong-shaped turkey.
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
PSA: Canadian Thanksgiving (or, as we call it, Thanksgiving) does not always involve a dong-shaped turkey.
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
Sure, but being the Garver Shenanigans Enabler is a very important job
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
The Mariners can af-Ford it
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
Nori Aoki walked so Varsho could run around and dive
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 2d
A Mitch Garver triple, just like we all predicted
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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 3d
Hey Siri: show me a picture of the Katy Perry Fan Club …