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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

Sad, sad fucking little people and your money.

Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

Also, fuck Chapelle, fuck Bill Burr, fuck anyone who took Saudi blood money for that circle jerk.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

Every newspaper from the atlantic to the pacific in Canada is owned by the same hedge fund that owns the National Enquirer.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

When you can buy and sell media companies, this was the ultimate end.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god my absolute mortgage for an edit button.

Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

The problem is the Newfoundland whe visits grandma.

A large Landseer Newfoundland who is absolutely exhausted listening to my Hungarian mother.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 1d

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Christ.

Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 1d

Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway, I'm trying to play Battlefield 6 hunched over my laptop at mom's with an Xbox controller like I've got little T-Rex arms because of Canadian Thanksgiving.

Turkey pictures forthcoming.

Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

He's absolutely correct.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

it’s said all the time but I think we should continue to hammer home how insane it is that we got dead-eyed bros trying to sell us robots that will free us from the supposedly cruel burden of “creative careers” instead of the actual cruel burden of “doing menial household chores”

Assistant HR Director of Antifa @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."

ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

Sure sure, let's have the guy who's been Catholic for five minutes and who picked a fight with the Pope talk about his faith, that's gonna be polite dinner table talk.

Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

Get the fuck out of here

The Globe and Mail @theglobeandmail.com · 1d

Carney and Vance’s shared Catholic faith could have been dinner-table conversation topic, experts say

A readout from the Prime Minister’s office says the pair discussed ‘common priorities’ at Tuesday event

www.theglobeandmail.com

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

What in the ever loving Mandela Effect is this

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno man, I'm pretty sure there's a really famous book about exactly this sort of thing.

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 1d

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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The Tell-Tale Brian Phillips @brianphillips.bsky.social · 2d

Here you can read the beginning for free

“Jimmy Fallon wants to turn Wordle into a TV show.” Sometimes you encounter a sentence so perfect, so obviously right and true, it makes your bone marrow vibrate. Jimmy Fallon … wants to turn Wordle … into a TV show. Just reading the words is like tuning in to the resonant frequency of the universe. Yes. Yes, he does. I think I was born knowing it. I think plants know it. In 1730, peasants in Holland were troubled by a strange, unspeakable thought that flickered at the edges of their consciousness. This was their knowledge that all times are as one, and Jimmy Fallon wants to turn Wordle into a TV show.

Princess Leia looks up. Her eyes are sad but full of dignity. Around her, the nighttime chirps and trills of the forest moon of Endor echo through the Ewok village. “I know,” she says to Luke Skywalker. “Somehow, I’ve always known.” Luke has just told her that Jimmy Fallon wants to turn Wordle into a TV show.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 3d

Agreed, hampered by clunky mechanics.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 3d

Fallout 2.

They should make a new one that is as good.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 3d

Things tend to happen slowly until they start to happen very fast.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 3d

That also is a huge bingo.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 3d

I'm old enough to remember when Obama's Blackberry use was a security problem.

POTUS is accidentally posting DMs from the social network HE OWNS as posts.

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 3d

That's not fair. He was a vainglorious blowhard who managed to ride out most of the war in London, doing nothing of any real value and then started spouting off like he'd actually been fighting and is a caricature of Gallic hubris, but he'd probably still hate Trump.

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Grant @gdubbstl.bsky.social · 3d

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Astrotuna (but spooky) @astrotuna.bsky.social · 3d

I don't even know where to begin with this one.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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