Astrotuna
@astrotuna.bsky.social
Slave and Tyrant I disdain.
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
He/Him, politics, BBQ, Dog owner.
Not nice.
Oh, not you people. You made your choice
I'd love to congratulate the shitheads who do recycling for the city of Ottawa for leaving a giant pile of broken glass that my dog stepped in.
Great work.
Great work.
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I'd love to congratulate the shitheads who do recycling for the city of Ottawa for leaving a giant pile of broken glass that my dog stepped in.
Great work.
Great work.
Everyone laughing that "it won't get built, they'll look like morons"
They look like morons now. It'll never get built. They'll still whine.
They look like morons now. It'll never get built. They'll still whine.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Everyone laughing that "it won't get built, they'll look like morons"
They look like morons now. It'll never get built. They'll still whine.
They look like morons now. It'll never get built. They'll still whine.
I guess I'll just stay up until I can order it, at this point.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I guess I'll just stay up until I can order it, at this point.
At the president's personal Florida golf course.
Important to do this press conference about a mass shooting from behind a comic book convention’s folding table inside the hotel from The Shining.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
At the president's personal Florida golf course.
This is treason.
But everything he does is basically tinged with treason, because he offered to hurt the people they all hate.
And if you have power and you aren't hurting people, what is the point of power?
Just reprehensible fucking people.
But everything he does is basically tinged with treason, because he offered to hurt the people they all hate.
And if you have power and you aren't hurting people, what is the point of power?
Just reprehensible fucking people.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is treason.
But everything he does is basically tinged with treason, because he offered to hurt the people they all hate.
And if you have power and you aren't hurting people, what is the point of power?
Just reprehensible fucking people.
But everything he does is basically tinged with treason, because he offered to hurt the people they all hate.
And if you have power and you aren't hurting people, what is the point of power?
Just reprehensible fucking people.
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Colleen Jones asked me to interview her a couple of months ago during a chemotherapy appointment.
She told me to write one heck of a story. I hope I did her proud.
About always believing something wonderful is about to happen.
My tribute to Colleen: www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
She told me to write one heck of a story. I hope I did her proud.
About always believing something wonderful is about to happen.
My tribute to Colleen: www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
Colleen Jones was something wonderful to happen for anyone who knew her | CBC Sports
Colleen Jones was a tour de force. When you were with her you felt invincible and that anything was possible. She made you a believer.
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Colleen Jones asked me to interview her a couple of months ago during a chemotherapy appointment.
She told me to write one heck of a story. I hope I did her proud.
About always believing something wonderful is about to happen.
My tribute to Colleen: www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
She told me to write one heck of a story. I hope I did her proud.
About always believing something wonderful is about to happen.
My tribute to Colleen: www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
I'm an Anglo and I got so fed up with the country mice that I left and I'm not ever coming back.
Letters: Dear PSPP, I'm an anglo and 100 per cent Quebecer montrealgazette.com/opinion/lett...
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm an Anglo and I got so fed up with the country mice that I left and I'm not ever coming back.
Am I going to leave a review about this resort? Yes.
Get more lizards. Embarrassing, honestly.
Get more lizards. Embarrassing, honestly.
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Am I going to leave a review about this resort? Yes.
Get more lizards. Embarrassing, honestly.
Get more lizards. Embarrassing, honestly.
Absolutely the fuck not, man, what are you going?
Officials speaking after grizzly bear attacks elementary school group in B.C. | CBC
www.cbc.ca
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Absolutely the fuck not, man, what are you going?
Can we PNG this stupid motherfucker already?
Hoekstra accuses Canada of meddling in U.S. politics, says restarting trade talks ‘not going to be easy' | CBC News
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra continued to lash out against the ad campaign that infuriated his president and abruptly ended trade negotiations while on stage in Ottawa Wednesday, accusing C...
www.cbc.ca
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Can we PNG this stupid motherfucker already?
Tipped the guy restocking my fridge $10, now I have 24 beers.
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Tipped the guy restocking my fridge $10, now I have 24 beers.
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Gotta get the cat talking buttons
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Gotta get the cat talking buttons
Who's talking to me ?
Honestly, who is is this person.
Honestly, who is is this person.
Dictator Doug Ford
It’s bad, people.
It’s bad, people.
I need to tell you what's happening right now.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Who's talking to me ?
Honestly, who is is this person.
Honestly, who is is this person.
We're gonna have a fun time where the NDP stands for absolutely not doing anything except being elected again, aren't we?
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We're gonna have a fun time where the NDP stands for absolutely not doing anything except being elected again, aren't we?
The NDP didn't have the stones to vote it down. Entirely different story.
Trump to McDonald’s Franchise Owners: The minimum wage thing.. you’re going to have to fight… You people probably know the impact good or bad. Let your local congressmen know about it.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The NDP didn't have the stones to vote it down. Entirely different story.
Ah. The NDP.
It's like they had a chance with Layton and then picked Mulcair and lol, lmao fuck all the way off
It's like they had a chance with Layton and then picked Mulcair and lol, lmao fuck all the way off
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ah. The NDP.
It's like they had a chance with Layton and then picked Mulcair and lol, lmao fuck all the way off
It's like they had a chance with Layton and then picked Mulcair and lol, lmao fuck all the way off
Oh no the government didn't fall?
Who abstained?
Who abstained?
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh no the government didn't fall?
Who abstained?
Who abstained?
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Area man whose team hasn't won in over a decade offers coaching tips.
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Area man whose team hasn't won in over a decade offers coaching tips.
This is my favorite section at the buffet. Not because the food tastes good because by definition it cannot, but simply because it exists.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is my favorite section at the buffet. Not because the food tastes good because by definition it cannot, but simply because it exists.
The division between the loyalists and the nutters seems serious, and permanent.
NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.
NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.
The dismissal of Greene — once the epitome of "Make America Great Again" — appeared to be the final break in a dispute simmering for months. n.pr/47IOjXM
Trump cuts ties with Marjorie Taylor Greene, once among his top MAGA-world defenders
The dismissal of Greene — once the epitome of "Make America Great Again" — appeared to be the final break in a dispute simmering for months.
n.pr
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The division between the loyalists and the nutters seems serious, and permanent.
NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.
NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.
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Going to bed. Twice is too many times in my life for Bill Clinton’s dick to be a topic of public conversation. Couldn’t we have brought back something harmless? Like jncos or old MTV. But no, it’s Bill Clinton dick. Again.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Going to bed. Twice is too many times in my life for Bill Clinton’s dick to be a topic of public conversation. Couldn’t we have brought back something harmless? Like jncos or old MTV. But no, it’s Bill Clinton dick. Again.
I am so spectacularly happy I'm going to be somewhere warm with a cold drink for the next week because today was an absolutely awful day to know how to read.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I am so spectacularly happy I'm going to be somewhere warm with a cold drink for the next week because today was an absolutely awful day to know how to read.
I can't believe they're treating the Queen of Canada this way.
Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.
Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I can't believe they're treating the Queen of Canada this way.
Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.
Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.