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Gerry

@atw1062.bsky.social

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Though a quarrel in the streets is a thing to be hated, the energies displayed in it are fine; the commonest man shows a grace in his quarrel JFT97 #MDANT

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · Nov 18

LETS AV SOME OOPS UPSIDE YER EAD

BRISTOL A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK I WAS PISSED AN ON ME OWN

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 4h

The fall of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is no fall at all.

It comes ELEVEN years too late and has only happened as a damage limitation exercise.

We need to start having a grown up conversation about monarchy... and I'm starting it here.

Me @noosphere.app

www.noosphere.app/cast-into-th...

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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 5h

Something for the weekend - Halloween Special: Horror Clowns Are Dickheads (again) #HMHB #Horrorclownsaredickheads youtu.be/apYwBHKkhdM?...

Half Man Half Biscuit - Horror Clowns Are Dickheads [Official Art Track]

YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 6h

“Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.”

“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

Frog, ever the know-it-all, points out all the shortcomings of Toad's housekeeping. It is true, though, that Toad's house is a mighty mess, including a pile of dirty dishes in the sink.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 5h

Sounds like it’s about me

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 7h

Lubov Chernukhin, wife of the Russian president’s one-time finance minister Vladimir, certainly takes an interest in her adoptive British homeland. In a decade up to the last election she gave more than £2m to the Tory party.

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Lynn O'K @lynnok.bsky.social · 7h

I love how sometimes a picture really is a 1000 words.
(Posted on IG by Cork Rebels Support, no credit given for the artist)

Two men with shamrocks on their t-shirts holding an ivory coast flag (meant to be th Irish flag) shout at a woman who's visibly injured opening the door to a victim support service 'was it an immigrant or did you deserve it?'

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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 9h

A reminder that the original Hallowe'en jack o' lanterns date back to 18th century Ireland if not earlier, were based on a shady boozy blacksmith called Stingy Jack who cheated the devil & was trapped between 2 worlds, were carved from turnips and looked like this:

A preserved carved turnip jack o'lantern from the 19th century

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 7h

Happy duck apple day

a pot filled with green apples is sitting on a stove top

ALT: a pot filled with green apples is sitting on a stove top

media.tenor.com

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 7h

My official drinking day

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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 7h

🔴Dominic Cummings Lobbied Officials to Hand ‘Test and Trace’ Contracts to Palantir After Secret Meeting With Peter Thiel

Exclusive: Boris Johnson’s advisor pushed for contracts to be handed to companies run by Trump-supporting tech billionaires Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison

Dominic Cummings Lobbied Officials to Hand 'Test and Trace' Contracts to Palantir After Secret Meeting With Peter Thiel

Exclusive: Boris Johnson's senior advisor pushed for Covid contracts to be handed to companies run by Trump-supporting tech billionaires Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison

bylinetimes.com

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 8h

Superb news

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Petrichor @bulathe1andonly.bsky.social · 8h

Fuck me the office bitch who can hardly move her facial muscles for all the layers of makeup has been named & shamed by the cleaner for leaving her jobbies unflushed in the bog. Seems it's not the first time too.
Always rude to the cleaners. Good start to Friday.😎

Be bad but good to good people.💖

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Factory Jimbo #MDANT @factoryjimbo.bsky.social · 9h

#fallfriday

I just got my last clean dirty shirt outta the wardrobe....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM24...

Hip Priest

YouTube video by The Fall - Topic

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 9h

Your car turned a corner?

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 16h

Back to work Monday

In Majorca but been on my laptop 2 hours at least every evening catching up it’s shyte

Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 16h

Well it’s time to go back to Blighty

Few years ago i fell into a bannaa tree

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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 21h

Prince Andrew’s titles have been removed.

Good start — now let’s do the rest of them and abolish the monarchy.

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 20h

Andrew to lose 'prince' title

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 4d

Some fella ere at breakfast apologising to any of his family that will acknowledge him about his drunken behaviour last night

Fuckin drip I’ve always found it best to soldier on and wait till they apologise

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 21h

He used to freeze bottles of juice and bury them in the sand so that when the kids were thirty they could only get a little bit at a time as the ice slowly melted

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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 21h

When Leigh took Mellissa ere as a kid her tooth fell out

As Leigh is a mingebag he had a few arl pesetas in his bag and left them on the bed for her

She was gutted so Leigh told her the tooth fairy must have thought she was Spanish

One tight fisted bastard