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Bald

@baldabetic.bsky.social

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Twitch affiliate, death metal fella, aspiring fast gamer, follicularly and pancreatically challenged Twitch.tv/baldabetic

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · Sep 13

The release of Borderlands 4 has fans buzzing about one legendary weapon in particular that has the power to fire twelve DPS (developers per second).

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TailsFiraga @tailsfiraga.bsky.social · Sep 5

I've sent my top man for the job

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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · Aug 23

This you?

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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · Aug 21

those crazy bastards actually did it (except the graphics are good as hell)

Sonic meme that says “I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding”

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onion person @junlper.beer · Aug 17

i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now

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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · Aug 13

we all got that one dishcloth we only use to tackle The Corruption

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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · Aug 14

a cartoon character with blue hair says so this is what it feels like when doves cry ..

ALT: a cartoon character with blue hair says so this is what it feels like when doves cry ..

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · Aug 13

Iron Maiden: the one major design flaw which plagued the iron maiden from the start were the large spikes that would stab anyone who tried to live in it

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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · Aug 9

We're seeing a lot of growth from you since being mad about the bees putting kisses in your food 🥹

a man in a cage with the words not the bees written on the bottom

ALT: a man in a cage with the words not the bees written on the bottom

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lea 🌿 @imahyperlover.bsky.social · Jul 27

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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · Jul 23

Me mo mo Donald Trump

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Googly Eyes On Magic Cards @magicgooglyeyes.bsky.social · Jul 20

What you got there? A KNIFE? NOO!

#Tonberry #mtg #MagicTheGathering #MTGxFINALFANTASY

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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · Jul 19

Yes.

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Necrophagist - Fermented Offal Discharge (clarinet cover WITH SOLO)

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · Jul 19

Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate “Game Changer” Bit

Brennan Lee Mulligan's Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate "Game Changer" Bit

LOS ANGELES — Comedian Brennan Lee Mulligan’s entire upbringing and career were recently revealed to be part of one of Sam Reich’s trademark tricks for…

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jul 16

Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · Jul 16

Brian with boxing gloves saying "I'm focused on self-improvement right now so it's just me vs me"

Brian also saying, defeated, "damn me got hands"

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🌸 // ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // 🌸 @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · Jul 16

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

guy handing money to JK Rowling

"K*ll every trans person" - JKR

"I'm an ally, I just really like Harry Potter!" - guy

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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · Jul 12

We love a good s word. This album fucks.

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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · Jul 12

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scary tall bart @tallbart.com · May 2

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Jul 1

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation.

Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror...

I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes.

A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her.

Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.

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Bald @baldabetic.bsky.social · Jun 29

a cartoon of mario luigi and a boy saying hello mario

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · Jun 25

People pleasing is over become unacceptable

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The Onion @theonion.com · Jun 25

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

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