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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️

@bardofwinter.bsky.social

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Nerd. Genderqueer. Heathen antics VA. Problematic fave. 45. They/Them. No minors. PFP by the incredible @pipp0art.bsky.social Banner by my darling @aimeexo.bsky.social Me: http://linktr.ee/bardofwinter My ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/bardofwinter

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · May 15

❄️I'm Winter! (or Professor)
❄️Level 45
❄️Bard, Flirt, Poet, Menace
❄Nonbinary (They/them)
❄️Polyam, partnered, bi disaster
❄️NSFW VA
❄️Soft Dom, hard kinks, warm vibes
❄Malfunctioning brain
❄Beautiful Lunatics member 🌻
❄Fucking nerd
❄Midwest Coyote Cryptid
❄️DMs open

No age in bio or pinned? Blocked

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 16h

I remember watching the cartoon in college, but yeah, I think I aged out of it so it didn't hit for me like that.

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 16h

If you see this, quote your favourite Pokémon!

(wrong answers only)

I think it's a fighting/robot type.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 16h

Now the future's so bright
And I owe it all to you,
Who showed me the light....

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 21h

Okay, but the pumpkin shaped Snickers are amazing

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 21h

We laughed at "badger badger mushroom" two decades ago, we can't complain much about skibidi toilet.

(Badger Badger Mushroom and toilets, two things that yell ahhhh! when there's a snake)

Josh #IStandWithUNIT 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @burnoodtakedown.bsky.social · 22h

There's some newer internet humour I don't care for at all as a 34-year-old but Skibidi Toilet isn't anywhere near the first "brainrot humour" video on YouTube that heavily uses Half-Life or Source Engine assets.

Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 2d

Actually speaking of the "kids these days" stuff I don't really have much patience for handwringing over zoomer “brainrot” humour because I grew up with "We Drink Ritalin" (actual title!) and other animutations on albinoblacksheep. We weren't an erudite generation

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 23h

A fond farewell to that brief span of a few weeks where, on Thursday evenings, I'd get a new episode of Taskmaster *and* a new episode of Peacemaker. Truly a glimmer of joy in this dystopian hellscape.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 1d

Post you from a different era

Me from the... Mid-1800s, I'm gonna say. About right.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 1d

I don't mind at all, anytime you want baby

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

Internet baseball boyfriend with a drop into hockey for a second, holy shit, there's being caught out of position on a okay, and then there's "goalie nearly at the blue line as a player gets behind him to score in overtime," what the hell, son. Hilarious.

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Friday, or something.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

"Kneel for me."

A order? A demand? A sentence dripping with imperious intent, prepared to receive defiance in response?

Oh, darling. Nothing like that.

No, it's an invitation. A refuge. A recognition.

You know as well as I do what it is.

I'm just putting your desires into words.

#starscompose

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

Let's be real, making World Mental Health day be 10/10 is WILDLY optimistic.

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

Getting locked out of the house doesn't do great things about a few of my issues.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

If he could just convert that audacity to cash...

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

Their mythical land of Canada.

(Real answer: a desire to love others loudly)

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

Winter wouldn’t be Winter without _________

comment your answer!

(stolen from @cuntrising.bsky.social and @noodlescripts.bsky.social)

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

being the best bun.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

hardly knowing 'er!

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James Bonnet @aggravatingread.bsky.social · 2d

So... I turn 40 in about three weeks.

I know it's supposed to be a big thing, but it feels like another bday to me. I am thinking of going back to school, so maybe that's my midlife crisis?

Also, if you wanna help buy me a prezzie, I still need to play Baldur's Gate 3:

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Rain's Requiem @starshinepoetry.bsky.social · 2d

gen AI has no feelings

it is not a person

it cannot be hurt by you never using it again

and you stopping will help actual people

it is built on thousands upon thousands of stolen words and images

dont use it. please.

VioletBranwen @violetbranwen.bsky.social · 2d

It’s CP.

It’s deepfakes.

It’s polluting black and other minority neighbourhoods.

It’s slave labour digital sweatshops.

It’s killing the planet and killing our critical thinking skills.

AI has scientific uses but the slop of genAI IS NOT IT.

Stop using genAI.

Please.

Ziggy 🔞🎧 @miss-morningstar.bsky.social · 2d

I know you're all probably sick of me banging on about generative AI, but I think it's really important to make the people that still use it understand that, when you do continue to use those apps, you're also helping keep all the CP made through them up and running.

You cool with that?

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

(And British colonialism continues.)

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

I love you so much, my dork.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

We live in a magical time.

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

See, if this is a simulation, it's a boring, poorly designed one.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 2d

Charging extra for more pickles? Come on. That place is clearly evil.