Chris
@basiclychris.bsky.social
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shrieking bisexual car crash • filmed and presented in VistaVision • Trans liberation 🏳️‍⚧️ • Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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basiclychris.bsky.social
Fuck, man. RIP.

His teaser poster for The Force Awakens was the real 'omg they've actually made a new Star Wars movie' moment.
A teaser poster by Drew Struzan for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS, featuring Rey, Finn, Kylo Ren and Han Solo against a split backdrop of the Jakku suns and a starfield.
basiclychris.bsky.social
the legacy of Halo 3 rat lives on
The 3D model of a Rat from Halo 3
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frizfrizzle.bsky.social
STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
basiclychris.bsky.social
I know this is an HBO joke but my mind immediately jumped to a Pride flag-wrapped can of Pepsi.
jasonv.bsky.social
LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX
basiclychris.bsky.social
This morning’s pre-screening soundtrack is the theme from NOAH. Someone at PH Central likes their Clint Mansell.
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Week 2 of LFF kicks off with a 6:45am alarm for Guillermo Del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN, and the soundtrack to MOON absolutely thundering through the speakers beforehand.
The screen of Screen 1 in Picturehouse Central, showing the logo of the BFI London Film Festival 2025 on a background of rainbow colours and glass.
basiclychris.bsky.social
Ahch-To island theme from LAST JEDI playing in the cinema before this morning’s first LFF screening 🫡
basiclychris.bsky.social
Rewatched LEGACY with a cider and Big Pasta. Healing.
basiclychris.bsky.social
Guys will see this and say “Hell yeah”
A large television, displaying the text:

“To preserve the original IMAX theatrical viewing experience, the picture image will alternate between 2.35:1 and 1.78:1 aspect ratios.
The black matte bars on your screen will adjust accordingly.”
basiclychris.bsky.social
Investing my 2026 Star Wars stocks soley into these books, tbh.
The cover of 'The Art of Star Wars: Andor', featuring a painting of Diego Luna as Cassian Andor, stood in the streets of Ferrix. The cover art of 'Star Wars: Legacy', featuring Daisy Ridley as Rey, Carrie Fisher as General Leia, and a smaller image of Adam Driver as Kylo Ren.
basiclychris.bsky.social
They put John Halo in the Piccadilly Lights
basiclychris.bsky.social
It’s fine - although unlike LEGACY they have it from start-to-finish, rather than only in the Grid. Would have been more impressive if they hadn’t played the AVATAR trailer beforehand, which looked stellar, obvs.
basiclychris.bsky.social
The bit in the trailers where the lightcycles chop the police car in half? Pretty cool. The third or fourth time they cause a car crash? Not as much.
basiclychris.bsky.social
Unsurprising to anyone not as enamoured with LEGACY as I am; but that Nine Inch Nails soundtrack is doing so much heavy lifting they should call the album ‘TRON: ATLAS’
basiclychris.bsky.social
Wangled a free ticket to TRON: ARES in Dolby 3D (not paying a penny towards those inevitable court settlements, thanks).

Aside from the obvious vacuum of charisma at the centre: why is the third movie in your franchise about fantastical digital worlds set largely in Generic American Cityville™️?
basiclychris.bsky.social
Oh good, and the absolute worst possible email to start the day as well. Fucking phenomenal.
basiclychris.bsky.social
Actually a very loud repetitive banging noise is exactly what my head needs this morning, thanks x
basiclychris.bsky.social
“I’ve had a few”

“A few what, sir?”

“A few small proseccos”
Benicio Del Toro in One Battle After Another
basiclychris.bsky.social
Guys will see this and say hell yeah
basiclychris.bsky.social
Oh yeah and I scrubbed up okay too, I guess.
Chris, taking a mirror selfie in a hotel bathroom. He is wearing large dark-rimmed glasses, a dark blue Apple Watch, a white shirt with dark blue buttons and a pair of dark blue trousers, held up by a pair of braces in the same colour,