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Beam Me Up Scotty

@beammeupscottyj.bsky.social

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She/Her Writer, Procrastinator, Safe Space, Trekie, Nerd, Karaoke enthusiast “Before you correct me, just remember I am Marvel Jesus “

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 15h

Oh yeah. Almost forgot…

Release the #EpsteinFiles!

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 5h

Pay. Those. Federal Workers

TCG @itstcg.bsky.social · 5h

Pay. Those. Players.

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 5h

Sorryyyy

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 5h

Omg 😭😭

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 5h

🥰🥰🥰

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 6h

Wait looool

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 6h

You already know per my responses when I heard this story on your couch.

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 6h

Good 😉

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 6h

nothing wrong with that!

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 6h

It means you fine

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 6h

👀

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 7h

Right in time for colonizer day

Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 8h

Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 7h

🗣️ SNOW BUNNIES NEVER

joi✨(princess)💕 @planetjoi.bsky.social · 13h

BLACK QUEENS FOREVER….

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 7h

Oh…

MoistBob DripPants @triskaidekaaa.bsky.social · 11h

We vibing tonight

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 7h

I read this as do you think guys are chaotic and I was like hell yeah looool

SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 9h

Do you guys think I'm chaotic? 🫠

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 8h

Screaming!!!

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Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 8h

Bruh I have gotten the wrong order twice from the same restaurant using the app…how?!

High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 9h

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 8h

👀

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 8h

You look adorable

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 8h

Wow no tag for meeeee I don’t care if I heard the story before 😭😭😭
Messy ass

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 8h

My best friend says I treat everything like a project I need an A on 😭😭😭😭 so I literally am just sharing it for research purposes 😭😭😭
I’m a nerd.

Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 8h

Last but not least - cause I’m here for a good time, not a long time! 😏🫦

11. How often do you share porn with someone you’re sexually interested in? (Feel free to share your fav link or video 🥵)

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 8h

Cops looooool

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 8h

Not well loooll but we all bounced back

Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 8h

10. Have you ever been caught having sex? How’d that situation go?

Beam Me Up Scotty @beammeupscottyj.bsky.social · 8h

I’ve never had one. Not my thing

Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 8h

9. Your last one night stand, how’d it happen? Was it good?