High School English Hashira
@sleepyteach82.bsky.social
Chronically weird. Terminally Unserious. Laughing to avoid worsening mental health. Men are currently banned from the blanket fort until y'all get it together. Ladies, dress light and bring wine. 😘
Pinned
H.A.L.T. Never make a big decision when you are hungry, angry, lonely, or tired.
They were smart enough not to invent capitalism, so they just do their bodies need. We are the wrong ones. I should be hibernating right now.
Yo why do cats sleep so much? Dogs do too. They spend the majority of the day asleep. They do nothing all day then got the nerve to need to sleep like 18-20 hours. WHY?! For what?!
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
They were smart enough not to invent capitalism, so they just do their bodies need. We are the wrong ones. I should be hibernating right now.
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Too late now. We all think it already.
Campbell’s promises its soups are not made with 3D printed meat
Campbell’s promises its soups are not made with 3D printed meat
Welcome to 2025.
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Too late now. We all think it already.
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As a former "good kid," aka a rule follower, accusations of wrongdoing irritates me. Cuz I wasn't even thinking about the shit you said lol didn't even come up for me. Save your assumptions for someone more savvy
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
As a former "good kid," aka a rule follower, accusations of wrongdoing irritates me. Cuz I wasn't even thinking about the shit you said lol didn't even come up for me. Save your assumptions for someone more savvy
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And you know what else he stands up in?
Short king might have to stand on a box... but he stood on business
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
And you know what else he stands up in?
Never get married.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Never get married.
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Is this not crazy??? I can’t even take a hiatus 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is this not crazy??? I can’t even take a hiatus 😭😭😭
Type 1 here. *returns to blanket fort*
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Type 1 here. *returns to blanket fort*
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The most important thing to remember about Virginia foxx is… when the floods came…. She didn’t help her neighbors
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The most important thing to remember about Virginia foxx is… when the floods came…. She didn’t help her neighbors
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I'll have none for me, thanks! 🙂↔️
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'll have none for me, thanks! 🙂↔️
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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My dear sweet Tajai... go to hell for this one
SouthernPlaylisticCadillacMusik or People’s Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm?
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My dear sweet Tajai... go to hell for this one
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?????
SouthernPlaylisticCadillacMusik or People’s Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm?
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?????
Elf. The kids in Polar Express spend most of that movie almost dying and it stresses me out.
*HAPPY HOLIDAYS*
The Polar Express or Elf?
The Polar Express or Elf?
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Elf. The kids in Polar Express spend most of that movie almost dying and it stresses me out.
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Non-whites only last so long in this administration www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Non-whites only last so long in this administration www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
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Literally, mf’s will end up being the special guest of the candle light vigil touching mine.
Anyone, man or woman, who gets involved intimately with minors are indeed “arseholes”. And that important P word.
We’re judging regardless of how it turned out, as it should be.
Hope this helps.
We’re judging regardless of how it turned out, as it should be.
Hope this helps.
I was 20, she was 16. We ended up moving in to a place, got married, had 2 kids who are now adults with families of their own.
Seems to me people are judging this man against their own poor standards.
Not all men are arseholes.
Seems to me people are judging this man against their own poor standards.
Not all men are arseholes.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Literally, mf’s will end up being the special guest of the candle light vigil touching mine.
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White folks really don’t be having Mac and cheese at thanksgiving!
a man with a beard and a hat is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a beard and a hat is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
White folks really don’t be having Mac and cheese at thanksgiving!
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muthafuckas worrying bout the wrong shit, keep the planes from falling out the sky first
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
muthafuckas worrying bout the wrong shit, keep the planes from falling out the sky first
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You don't HAVE to eat Thanksgiving food, make whatever you want.
Stop going to people's houses/inviting people you don't like just cause it's a holiday.
There are plenty of people that need meals. Feed the hungry & stop complaining about leftovers. You should be THANKFUL you had food in abundance
Stop going to people's houses/inviting people you don't like just cause it's a holiday.
There are plenty of people that need meals. Feed the hungry & stop complaining about leftovers. You should be THANKFUL you had food in abundance
What’s your Thanksgiving hot take?
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You don't HAVE to eat Thanksgiving food, make whatever you want.
Stop going to people's houses/inviting people you don't like just cause it's a holiday.
There are plenty of people that need meals. Feed the hungry & stop complaining about leftovers. You should be THANKFUL you had food in abundance
Stop going to people's houses/inviting people you don't like just cause it's a holiday.
There are plenty of people that need meals. Feed the hungry & stop complaining about leftovers. You should be THANKFUL you had food in abundance
I have a parent teacher conference in 40 minutes, but I am SLEEPY.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I have a parent teacher conference in 40 minutes, but I am SLEEPY.
*stabbed
I'd like them not to have the opportunity to do it again.
I'd like them not to have the opportunity to do it again.
You a grown ass man dating lil girls, you need your ass beat in the backyard before the football game.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
*stabbed
I'd like them not to have the opportunity to do it again.
I'd like them not to have the opportunity to do it again.
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You a grown ass man dating lil girls, you need your ass beat in the backyard before the football game.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You a grown ass man dating lil girls, you need your ass beat in the backyard before the football game.
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Sometimes I do just wanna talk to a person
9. What is your most 'I am with Boomers on this one' opinion?
January 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sometimes I do just wanna talk to a person