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sleepyteach82.bsky.social
High School English Hashira
@sleepyteach82.bsky.social
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Chronically weird. Terminally Unserious. Laughing to avoid worsening mental health.
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · May 28
This really is a mood tho.
a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom
ALT: a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom
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Tamsey @tamsey.bsky.social · 4m
Saw someone tell a nigga his teeth was lined up shortest to tallest and I think that’s enough lurking on Threads for the night
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Antifascist Carebear (she/her/ela) @essadms.bsky.social · 1h
Time for that vasectomy, gents 🌹
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Tifa | Sacred Ho🧘🏾‍♀️ @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 1h
Sperm from men older than 35 is linked to increased birth defects.

I know men like to think they’re exempt from that 🙂
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 1h
You know ball.
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Cognitive Cunt @meelajay.blacksky.app · 19h
Yall I'm over here trying to sleep & the Twitter moment that popped in my head was BABY Alzheimer's

I am in TEARS I cannot stop PLEASE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When baby alzheimer's was discovered Proof that it exists 😭😭 January is officially Infant Alzheimer's Awareness Month
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Tia The Talking Titty Titan🧿 (SPOOKY COOCHIE HOOCHIE👻) @prettttystoned.bsky.social · 21h
me 🤝🏾 sinking my teeth in a nigga during sex
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 1h
bruh!!
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 2h
This is a SOLID synopsis and I love him a lil bit.
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.bsky.social · 1d
Advice. (Please still go to therapy or counseling.) 1 of 2
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Teddy Bear B @textntweet.blacksky.app · 2h
Babies don’t get kneecaps 4real until they turn like 2
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 4h
Tell me a Random Fact you know
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 2h
Watching Nanny reruns and drinking barium. Solid washed evening.
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 2h
Why Yetta is the best thing about the Nanny:
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 3h
Good vibes detected.
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 3h
* laughs in Maria Sharapova*
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Professional Pic Slanga @upcycledpisces.blacksky.app · 3h
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 4h
Thank you!
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 4h
99 bananas whooped my ASS.
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Sailor Jupiter @telavision.bsky.social · 4h
How could we ever trust anything from the white house or mainstream media again?

Better question:

What would it take to rebuild trust in America, American politics, and American media?
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 6h
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Spooky Bunsz 👻 @copaceticbunsz.com · 4h
I found a house !! If you can help and haven’t yet I’d def appreciate it

gofund.me/c98112c9
Donate to Help This Mom and Daughter Avoid Homelessness, organized by Bunny Roberts
Hey friends ! So you all helped me raise the money for my car and I got it… Bunny Roberts needs your support for Help This Mom and Daughter Avoid Homelessness
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$uge Nice @lotusdollasign.bsky.social · 4h
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 4h
Very sexy. Like Aunt Viv sexy.
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 4h
How to pick up English teachers:
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Feyd-Author @theboywhowrote.bsky.social · 4h
I have crossed oceans of time to find you
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♎ jentrification @jentrification.com · 5h
I wanna watch this again for the first time!
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 4h
Going alright.
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 4h
"Your instacart shopper Jane..."
a woman in a white dress is dancing in front of a crowd of people .
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Just Jeff @theireofjeff.bsky.social · 4h
Thats actually kinda metal if you think about it. Libraries being a bit badass! Banned books week. What a holiday.
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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 4h
7 (lol we did the thing)
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Cousin Skeeter @aglover15.bsky.social · 4h
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