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all you had to do was vote...
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
not having turkey is okay...
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
not having turkey is okay...
Van Cleef & Arpels - it has to be the exclusivity, right? I'm probably alone on this hill.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Van Cleef & Arpels - it has to be the exclusivity, right? I'm probably alone on this hill.
With Clifton Davis and Tamara Tunie being tv royalty, they have a say with their lines, maybe.
The rest, 'whoever has 5 seconds, write something that contradicts everything the character said a few months ago!'
The rest, 'whoever has 5 seconds, write something that contradicts everything the character said a few months ago!'
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
With Clifton Davis and Tamara Tunie being tv royalty, they have a say with their lines, maybe.
The rest, 'whoever has 5 seconds, write something that contradicts everything the character said a few months ago!'
The rest, 'whoever has 5 seconds, write something that contradicts everything the character said a few months ago!'
The son came in like a tsunami with allllll these questions about his dad - we couldn't get a 'mom/son call check in scene'?
Son: yeah mom, we made it back safely
Mom: it was nice to see you and your sister, I know it's your first Thanksgiving... (tear)
Son: I know mom - blah blah blah closure....
Son: yeah mom, we made it back safely
Mom: it was nice to see you and your sister, I know it's your first Thanksgiving... (tear)
Son: I know mom - blah blah blah closure....
a man and a woman are sitting in front of a microphone . the woman is wearing headphones and smiling .
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November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The son came in like a tsunami with allllll these questions about his dad - we couldn't get a 'mom/son call check in scene'?
Son: yeah mom, we made it back safely
Mom: it was nice to see you and your sister, I know it's your first Thanksgiving... (tear)
Son: I know mom - blah blah blah closure....
Son: yeah mom, we made it back safely
Mom: it was nice to see you and your sister, I know it's your first Thanksgiving... (tear)
Son: I know mom - blah blah blah closure....
Yeah, they should've made that a whole/movement scene.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yeah, they should've made that a whole/movement scene.
I've been waiting for this since Kat set Martin u --- oops - volunteered him without his knowledge or consent.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I've been waiting for this since Kat set Martin u --- oops - volunteered him without his knowledge or consent.
They danced around God/holiness, imo - it felt 'happy merry to however you chose to celebrate.'
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November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They danced around God/holiness, imo - it felt 'happy merry to however you chose to celebrate.'
He fumbled for some boo-tay, let him WEEP! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
He fumbled for some boo-tay, let him WEEP! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Okay, Vernon's speech saves the show (again!) I'm almost certain Clifton Davis puts pen to paper for these moments... it does EVERYTHING the writers can't/overlook.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Okay, Vernon's speech saves the show (again!) I'm almost certain Clifton Davis puts pen to paper for these moments... it does EVERYTHING the writers can't/overlook.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
Listen... ANYTHING is possible in this universe. I know June hasn't earned enough in tips for .... even a pay-per-day room. *sigh in Mandarin*
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Listen... ANYTHING is possible in this universe. I know June hasn't earned enough in tips for .... even a pay-per-day room. *sigh in Mandarin*
Um, excuse me...
Is Fairmont Crest in several times zones at once?! Or we're just catching up throughout the day, because I'm confused.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
Is Fairmont Crest in several times zones at once?! Or we're just catching up throughout the day, because I'm confused.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
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November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Um, excuse me...
Is Fairmont Crest in several times zones at once?! Or we're just catching up throughout the day, because I'm confused.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
Is Fairmont Crest in several times zones at once?! Or we're just catching up throughout the day, because I'm confused.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
I wanna be wrong. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I wanna be wrong. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Best part of this episode [even if June is younger than her daughter...] so sweet.
Such an emotional moment for June to have a Thanksgiving dinner with her biological kids #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Best part of this episode [even if June is younger than her daughter...] so sweet.
I wonder if one is 'fancy' [seen on Food Network or something,] and the other a basic turkey.
Unless they send June home with one... ugh. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Unless they send June home with one... ugh. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I wonder if one is 'fancy' [seen on Food Network or something,] and the other a basic turkey.
Unless they send June home with one... ugh. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Unless they send June home with one... ugh. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
worse, because at least Judy got screen time.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
worse, because at least Judy got screen time.
For Ashley the Bird and her mom? She probably just used paprika.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
For Ashley the Bird and her mom? She probably just used paprika.
Where. Is. She.
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Where. Is. She.
Mona choosing to spend Thanksgiving with white ppl is a choice. #BeyondTheGates
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So Chelsea decided to traumatize Madison during the holidays AND miss out on turkey and mac-and-cheese?
We're okay with busting up this relationship?
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
We're okay with busting up this relationship?
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So Chelsea decided to traumatize Madison during the holidays AND miss out on turkey and mac-and-cheese?
We're okay with busting up this relationship?
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
We're okay with busting up this relationship?
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
I know the origin of soap operas and it's important to push products/fulfill agreements and it's better placed than before...
But did we NEED Andrรฉ to load the washer and put the pod in? The writers are always ->.<- that close to nailing it.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
But did we NEED Andrรฉ to load the washer and put the pod in? The writers are always ->.<- that close to nailing it.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I know the origin of soap operas and it's important to push products/fulfill agreements and it's better placed than before...
But did we NEED Andrรฉ to load the washer and put the pod in? The writers are always ->.<- that close to nailing it.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
But did we NEED Andrรฉ to load the washer and put the pod in? The writers are always ->.<- that close to nailing it.
#BeyondTheGates #BTG
Right?! It's such a departure...
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Right?! It's such a departure...
Uh oh cascade ad! P&G doing it... lol! #BeyondTheGates #BTG
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Uh oh cascade ad! P&G doing it... lol! #BeyondTheGates #BTG
