Ben Alterman
@benalterman.com
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Cybersecurity dude that gets called robotic by his friends. Probably talking about sports or video games. https://linktr.ee/ben_alterman
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Just an offense broken at the most fundamental of levels
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He was across the goal line
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It involves a qb that isn’t broken/bad
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Well Nuss still looks horrible
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AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over
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I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.
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Maryland head football coach
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Incredibly impressive stuff by Indiana
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Texas is preparing emergency resources for wildfires and floods. The Texas National Guard should be THERE — not in Illinois.

We stand ready to support their return home so they are best positioned for helping Texans respond to any natural disasters.
Abbott activates emergency resources ahead of growing wildfire threat, flood risk in Texas
With expected growing wildfire danger across Texas and the potential for a flood risk this weekend, Gov. Greg Abbott is activating more state emergency response resources Friday.
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I mean he’s currently averaging 5.7 YPA. That’s still very poor.
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Florida State buddy
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Dawg did Deshaun Foster just not have UCLA practicing
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The whole internet loves Cola Bottle Nate, a lovely guy who almost kills himself eating Haribro cola bottles! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you Mr. Rimmington is racist
Nathan Rimmington, 33, is a haulier and owner of an HGV driving school in Barnsley. Huge, tattooed, always sweating and always pining for a pint, he is portrayed in the series as an incorrigible joker: "If the government don't crack down on immigration, my kids will have to go to school on fucking camels."
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Is Tommy Kahnle the first pitcher to be the losing pitcher in 2 elimination games in back to back seasons for 2 different teams? This feels highly specific.
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if someone told you in 2020 that stanford-SMU would be a conference game in a few years, how many guesses would it take before you got the conference right
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Evidence that AI is accelerating our economy!

The phrase "the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" is no longer true, because of the incredible rate at which this nonsense is burning money.

The correction is already upon us, it's just not evenly distributed.
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damn who could have foreseen that giving every desperate redneck in america a bonus, a mask, and carte blanche to hassle city dwellers could have negative consequences
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ICE GOONS crash into car and then point weapons to kidnap man.
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Aaron Boone still hasn’t been fired
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You can feel it? A place that is haunted and comes alive on Saturday nights in the fall.
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The drama in that game was completely situationally dependent, which is great! But we don’t have to pretend that seeing hours of an ump and announcer show with sloppy play as the teams run completely out of pitchers is good for the sport *divorced* from that context
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Everyone doing anti-Manfred Man discourse is forgetting the part where if that happened in a random June game there would’ve been 12 people left in the park and it would’ve been considered the most dreadful game of the year
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Almost literally nothing happened for 7 innings. No good plays. Just nothing.