Ben Alterman
@benalterman.com
Cybersecurity dude that gets called robotic by his friends. Probably talking about sports or video games. https://linktr.ee/ben_alterman
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Microsoft’s first Windows 11 update of 2026 has been a mess. Microsoft has had to issue 2 out-of-band updates to fix its buggy patch. It's now investigating boot failures that may be related to its January 2026 security update 😬 full details here 👇 www.theverge.com/news/867647/...
Microsoft’s first Windows 11 update of 2026 has been a mess
Microsoft is struggling with Windows 11 update quality
www.theverge.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Lol
Kevin Roose might be the single dumbest person in all of media which is really saying something
January 26, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Kevin Roose might be the single dumbest person in all of media which is really saying something
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this is one of those “Cleopatra lived closer to the time of the moon landing than that of the pyramids” facts that is true but feels wrong
it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 AM
this is one of those “Cleopatra lived closer to the time of the moon landing than that of the pyramids” facts that is true but feels wrong
And the Pats offense was a disaster in each game?
chargers, texans, broncos, seahawks is a god damn ridiculous run of defenses to play in the postseason lmao
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
And the Pats offense was a disaster in each game?
4.5 is WAY to low lol
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 AM
4.5 is WAY to low lol
How
it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
How
Been a while since we had a Super Bowl with 1 team the entire country wants to win
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Been a while since we had a Super Bowl with 1 team the entire country wants to win
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This Super Bowl might be worse than 2014
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This Super Bowl might be worse than 2014
Spectacular football game
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Spectacular football game
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Saddiq Bey’s January:
7 games
20 PPGs
6.4 RPGs
3.3 APGs
3 total turnovers.
68.04 TS%
7 games
20 PPGs
6.4 RPGs
3.3 APGs
3 total turnovers.
68.04 TS%
If you factor in Saddiq Bey’s games a starter (32)
17.7 PPGs
6.1 RPGs
2.5 APGs
58.6 TS%.
A productive scorer, on league average efficiency, as a starter.
A bright spot during a dismal season.
17.7 PPGs
6.1 RPGs
2.5 APGs
58.6 TS%.
A productive scorer, on league average efficiency, as a starter.
A bright spot during a dismal season.
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Saddiq Bey’s January:
7 games
20 PPGs
6.4 RPGs
3.3 APGs
3 total turnovers.
68.04 TS%
7 games
20 PPGs
6.4 RPGs
3.3 APGs
3 total turnovers.
68.04 TS%
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mcvay (and a lot of guys in the shanahan tree) have the same issue where they are geniuses who have an answer for every situation you can plan for but short-circuit when you get to a situation that you cannot plan for
Sean McVay is an incredibly talented coach who routinely does things in big games that just perplex you.
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
mcvay (and a lot of guys in the shanahan tree) have the same issue where they are geniuses who have an answer for every situation you can plan for but short-circuit when you get to a situation that you cannot plan for
Rams finally called for pass interference lmfao
January 26, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Rams finally called for pass interference lmfao
Epically bad game management by the Rams
January 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Epically bad game management by the Rams
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sean mcvay you can’t take that challenge with you to heaven
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
sean mcvay you can’t take that challenge with you to heaven
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Pelicans are 7-0 in the last 7 games Herb Jones and Saddiq Bey have both played
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Pelicans are 7-0 in the last 7 games Herb Jones and Saddiq Bey have both played
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Pelicans had 12 more shooting possessions than the Grizzlies last game.
They had 14 more shooting possessions against the Spurs this game.
Being big and crashing the glass is paying off
They had 14 more shooting possessions against the Spurs this game.
Being big and crashing the glass is paying off
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Pelicans had 12 more shooting possessions than the Grizzlies last game.
They had 14 more shooting possessions against the Spurs this game.
Being big and crashing the glass is paying off
They had 14 more shooting possessions against the Spurs this game.
Being big and crashing the glass is paying off
God this is an incredible football game
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
God this is an incredible football game
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Pels win streak!!
Pels move to 7-6 under Borrego with Herb on the court
Pels move to 7-6 under Borrego with Herb on the court
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Pels win streak!!
Pels move to 7-6 under Borrego with Herb on the court
Pels move to 7-6 under Borrego with Herb on the court
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Did I watch Matthew Stafford? break a Demarcus Lawrence tackle? in 2026?
January 26, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Did I watch Matthew Stafford? break a Demarcus Lawrence tackle? in 2026?
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Victor Wembanyama is just a poor man's Yves Missi
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Victor Wembanyama is just a poor man's Yves Missi
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Zion is genuinely back to being bouncy and explosive
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Zion is genuinely back to being bouncy and explosive